Anyone heard of the United States of Amurcka? Yeah, that was me. What I was thinking was this: would America, with all of its aggressive foreign policies, patriotism and its brand of "democracy", still be where it is now if it didn't have the same economic and military influence? So, I simulated. I simulated and I simulated. What I got was a "Capitalist paradise"; it had civil rights ranging from few to average, an economy ranging from powerhouse to thriving, and few to rare political freedoms. I resolved issues based on what America does in the present and has done in the past. And this is what I got. Then, I decided to go into NSFNI and boast about how great Amurcka is, talk about its "freedoms" and "the Amurckan way of life". You know what I got? I got two wars almost instantly, one of them nuclear and what would be considered a global conflict IRL. I admit that my stereotypical right-wing behavior was exaggerated, but nearly everything is on NS anyway. In the spoiler block below are some of the hilarious responses I got from people; it does not include the many telegrams I got, which mainly consisted of "this is a joke, right?" and "dude, fuck off!"
I wasn't trying to insult Republicans or any Americans, I want to make that clear. All I was trying to do was to simulate America in a world where America is not a world power. So, in conclusion, I feel that I can safely say that if America did not have the economic and military power it does and if it still carried itself the way that it does, the United States of America would be a very different place than it is now. Thank you.
