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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:16 pm
by The Silver Sentinel
United Western States of America wrote:
The Silver Sentinel wrote:Now if only you didn't miss the update everytime, your R/D weapon may actually be useful. :roll:

Well, if he can at least know what exactly they are up to, then it's still a powerful weapon. But maybe he should just get another one and ask it when the update is. Just in case the first one doesn't have a good sense of time.

:palm: He gets his information the same place most other people do. The gameplay forum, and most of that info is at least a week old if not more.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:26 pm
by SilverSentinel
The Silver Sentinel wrote:
United Western States of America wrote:Well, if he can at least know what exactly they are up to, then it's still a powerful weapon. But maybe he should just get another one and ask it when the update is. Just in case the first one doesn't have a good sense of time.

:palm: He gets his information the same place most other people do. The gameplay forum, and most of that info is at least a week old if not more.

Not anymore now we get it from Feur's toolbox. . .


Props to DEN for pulling off this well executed super interesting raid, Gest while the others have fallen one by one you just keep it going m8 :clap: and Gradea don't lose heart laddie you have the right idea!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:46 pm
by United Western States of America
The Silver Sentinel wrote:
United Western States of America wrote:Well, if he can at least know what exactly they are up to, then it's still a powerful weapon. But maybe he should just get another one and ask it when the update is. Just in case the first one doesn't have a good sense of time.

:palm: He gets his information the same place most other people do. The gameplay forum, and most of that info is at least a week old if not more.

I figured that would be how he got his information. I was being sarcastic and going along with the joke about the Magic 8 ball being Luxdonia's source of information.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:57 pm
by Aurum Rider
If it means anything, I get my information from boxes of cats we pass by while running through the update.
Strange that I always manage to get people jumping in before defenders have a chance...
Cats OP pls nerf

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:45 pm
by Luxdonia
The Silver Sentinel wrote:
United Western States of America wrote:Well, if he can at least know what exactly they are up to, then it's still a powerful weapon. But maybe he should just get another one and ask it when the update is. Just in case the first one doesn't have a good sense of time.

:palm: He gets his information the same place most other people do. The gameplay forum, and most of that info is at least a week old if not more.

That is what you believe Chester. I believe I would know more about the inner workings of raideron then you do.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:07 pm
by The Silver Sentinel
Luxdonia wrote:
The Silver Sentinel wrote::palm: He gets his information the same place most other people do. The gameplay forum, and most of that info is at least a week old if not more.

That is what you believe Chester. I believe I would know more about the inner workings of raideron then you do.

Believe what you want. You are pretty much guaranteeing that no defender organization will ever look at your numerous applications seriously, so you may as well quit applying. 8)

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:16 pm
by Luxdonia
The Silver Sentinel wrote:
Luxdonia wrote:That is what you believe Chester. I believe I would know more about the inner workings of raideron then you do.

Believe what you want. You are pretty much guaranteeing that no defender organization will ever look at your numerous applications seriously, so you may as well quit applying. 8)

I am a former member of the New Zealandia Defender Army and I am pretty sure they counted as a proper defender org before they went defunct after New Zealandia was shut down by it's founder.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:48 am
by DEN NEWS AGENCY
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Japan Surrenders!

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In the dead of Mother Night
Flew death upon Silent Wings
Marched Fearless Army with might
As keenest-whet sworde dealt swings

Upon neck of Native Thane
Fallen protecting in vain
Japan




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Recruitment Moratorium Over!

For three months, we were forbidden to recruit. For three months, we were without our life-blood. For three months, we slowly lay dying. For three months, we waited in agony for time to pass. For three months, we were barely alive.

But how the months fly by. As soon as the recruitment moratorium expired, our recruiters spearheaded campaign after campaign, raising our regional population by over 700% from 30 nations at the beginning of May, and watching it skyrocket to 226 nations at the time of writing, less than a month after the ban’s expiration. We had fallen, but we have risen again. We were dead, but we are alive again. We struggled in the beginning, but we rose above all adversity, emerging stronger than ever before.



Morning’s End: A Fictional Narrative

Unable to be present in the initial offensive, I, Sgt. Tyegëa, encounter Brigadier-General Knot, as he managed to hold off the initial front line of liberators:

Though Knot was evidently determined not to discuss these events, I found another occasion to seek him out.

“The founder I told you about, the one who I thought had suffered such a crushing defeat — I have heard that she is still alive. She has come on unhappy circumstances, I am told. It all seems very unlikely — but then the way she disappeared was unlikely too. And so the rumors I have picked up may not be so unlikely after all.”

And he described them in more detail. He chose his words carefully when we touched upon Otaku, and he did not speak at all of our victory that night.

“I was rather frightened when I had the story from the high priest, and did not listen as carefully as I should have. But how could my wife possibly have learned of it? I know all about her nature, and have no doubt that news of this sort would leave her in mourning. The talk I pick up from her about Otaku worries me terribly.”

I knew that he would never, in what seemed to be the frankest of conversations, let slip something he had learned in confidence.

The mystery haunted us, day and night. In what far reach of the world would Otaku be? How might we, with dignity, hide the news from her, the news of Japan’s fall at our hands, lest she come rushing back, with an army? Knot needed the facts directly from the high priest of Raideron. He made solemn offerings on the thirteenth of every month, sometimes in the remote shrines most sacred to Lord Raideron himself. This time he would go on to Nugut. He took his wife with him, and I also accompanied them. He did not mean to tell our families for the moment, not until he had more precise information. Perhaps he hoped that the girl’s presence would bring an immediacy to an encounter that might otherwise seem unreal. If the girl in the high priest’s story should indeed prove to be Otaku, and if, further, she had indeed returned, even in a strange new guise, off among a strange new entourage — the truth would not be pleasing.

Such are the thoughts that troubled him, his wife and later, myself, along the way.
Modified passage from The Tale of Genji by Murasaki Shikibu. Excerpt taken from the end of Chapter 53: Tenarai (手習)


War Games Coming Soon!

DEN will be beginning Round 1 of its inaugural war games, directed by Major Victor Savage, in the near future. Awards will include promotions, medals, etc. Stay tuned!



After several BBQ's with Guy in TRR, defenders have conceded their defeat!

A big shout-out to all of our allies supporting the occupation in Japan: The Black Hawks, Lone Wolves United, Ile de France, The South Pacific Special Forces, the Imperial Army of The Land of Kings and Emperors, the Imperial Navy of The Kingdom of Great Britain, the Royal Albion Legion, the Europeian Republican Navy, the Peoples' Revolutionary Armed Forces of The Communist Bloc, the Vikings of Funen, and the Mafia of Equinox.

We look forward to working with you in the future.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:00 am
by United RussoAsia
Impressive.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:10 am
by Ambroscus Koth
DEN NEWS AGENCY wrote:DEN will be beginning Round 1 of its inaugural war games, directed by Major Victor Savage

Sigh. Why do I even bother with BoM anymore?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:08 pm
by Tyeodora Snez Montresor
United RussoAsia wrote:Impressive.

I wrote most of that thing. The artworks are originals made by me. I honestly didn't expect it to be on the GP forums outside of updates to our allies in our embassy regions...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:38 pm
by The Silver Sentinel
DEN NEWS AGENCY wrote:[b]After several BBQ's with Guy in TRR, defenders have conceded their defeat!

I find this both disturbing and disappointing. I haven't conceded anything. But have fun sitting there for a year or so gathering the influence for a password. 8)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:52 pm
by Ever-Wandering Souls
The Silver Sentinel wrote:
DEN NEWS AGENCY wrote:[b]After several BBQ's with Guy in TRR, defenders have conceded their defeat!

I find this both disturbing and disappointing. I haven't conceded anything. But have fun sitting there for a year or so gathering the influence for a password. 8)


/me glares from the TBR sidelines Mumble mumble all my pilers, mumble mumble influence gain mumble grumble

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:45 pm
by Tim-Opolis
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
The Silver Sentinel wrote:I find this both disturbing and disappointing. I haven't conceded anything. But have fun sitting there for a year or so gathering the influence for a password. 8)


/me glares from the TBR sidelines Mumble mumble all my pilers, mumble mumble influence gain mumble grumble


Anarchy Pt. 2? :P

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:42 pm
by Benevolent Thomas
Tyeodora Snez Montresor wrote:
United RussoAsia wrote:Impressive.

I wrote most of that thing. The artworks are originals made by me. I honestly didn't expect it to be on the GP forums outside of updates to our allies in our embassy regions...

And here I thought I had actually rubbed off on Ivo a bit :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 3:59 am
by Vandoosa
This raid is crazy man.. I am a native this time and trying to defend Japan. *does what natives do* Meanyface raiders! Go away or I'll.. I'll stare at you till you feel uncomfortable!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:33 am
by United RussoAsia
Vandoosa wrote:This raid is crazy man.. I am a native this time and trying to defend Japan. *does what natives do* Meanyface raiders! Go away or I'll.. I'll stare at you till you feel uncomfortable!

This made me laugh :p

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:43 am
by United RussoAsia
This just in, DEN has become the first ever raiding region to control a GCR!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:01 am
by We Are Not the NSA
United RussoAsia wrote:This just in, DEN has become the first ever raiding region to control a GCR!

You could have at least changed the WFE to look like a tag raid :P

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:07 am
by Ayvari
Um. LWU raided Lazarus in 2005. One could say that Malice raided Osiris before founding the OFO. :p You're not the first.

Also, you're scheduled for an Elecoup. ;)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:38 am
by Drop Your Pants
We Are Not the NSA wrote:You could have at least changed the WFE to look like a tag raid :P

Even adding the invader tag would have worked.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:50 am
by United RussoAsia
Ayvari wrote:Um. LWU raided Lazarus in 2005. One could say that Malice raided Osiris before founding the OFO. :p You're not the first.

Also, you're scheduled for an Elecoup. ;)

Eh whatever. We got one anyhow.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:07 am
by Bhang Bhang Duc
United RussoAsia wrote:
Ayvari wrote:Um. LWU raided Lazarus in 2005. One could say that Malice raided Osiris before founding the OFO. :p You're not the first.

Also, you're scheduled for an Elecoup. ;)

Eh whatever. We got one anyhow.

Can't even get that right. Just about sums you up as Delegate.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:39 pm
by We Are Not the NSA
Victory In The West Pacific!
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Thanks to the brave, courageous, and physically attractive actions of Lt. We Are Not The NSA and Cpl. Shadoke, DEN has conquered one of the fabled game created regions, The West Pacific, and have taken possession of all their chocolate! Thanks to the WA Delegate, United RussoAsia switching sides, we have successfully taken over the region with no resistance! The natives of the region currently cower behind the delusion that it was all a joke, yet the DEN flag still flies over their conquered region!

These three brave raiders triple handedly accomplished their stealth raid, which took minutes upon minutes of planning to orchestrate. The raid was so secret that one of the raiders was not even aware that he was a raider, and the other two raiders didn't even know the op was going on until a few minutes beforehand. Now that's what I call opsec!

Rest assured that this raid report is 100% accurate, and is totally not leaving any details out. Do not research the claims made in this thread because spoiler alert: they are all true. Just accept the DEN occupation and endorse We Are Not The IRS, because there is no point in resisting. Did I mention how physically attractive and intelligent the participants in this raid were? Yes? Good, just checking, although I probably didn't need to mention it, since it is a well known fact.


In case you don't believe me, here are some completely unbiased quotes proving that this was a raid:

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In case you forget, remember:
THERE IS NO NEED TO FACT CHECK THIS POST

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:47 pm
by Ayvari
If you didn't take Darkesia's chocolate, your control is even more cosmetic than a WFE change. :p