The Black Hawks | Still Winning

[Raionitu]

Sergeant Rai taking on the beast that is manually triggering a tag run for the first time.

Testing the Feathers of Flight

This update, The Black Hawks took to the Tag Lands, hitting 6 regions, and supporting allied occupations.

The Taggers:
Sergeant Raionitu-Trigger
Corporal Siniarus XVII
Corporal Panzer Vier
Private First Class Shadow Lance
Private First Class Yuno Hawk

HYDRA Director Tom Vasentius
HYDRA Private Scieca V

The Victims:
Corporate Communazis
Zodiacc
The Republic of Cats
Holy Regime of the French Vanilla Waffle
Newbia
The Confederation of Nations

Supporting
The International Kingdom
Flea Circus

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We got a little bit Genghis Khan...

The Black Hawks Visit the Steppes

We don't want you to get raided on by nobody else but Hawks!

On the Major Update of 12/7/2016, Warzone Asia has been visited by the Horde of the Skies - The Black Hawks!

Col. Ever-Wandering Souls, Trigger
Cpl. Panzer Vier, Point
Cpl. Siniarus XVII
Cpl. Ozzy
PFC. Yuno hawk

We're selfish, we're obscene, if you like it come see more on our forums!

If you wanna make up your mind, but you don't know yourself, why don't you Come Join Us?

Check us out - Maybe you'll find your Genghis Khan with "The Most Feared Military Organisation in NationStates."

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[Reventus Koth]

That was really fun to watch

Go Hawks!

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Nice job, newly minted Sgt. Rai! Good run for practicing manual for the first time

[Yuno31]

I knew everyone.
It's nice to raid with friends^_^

[Scardino]

It is good to see LWU's orientation and indoctrination video gaining widespread recognition.

[Panzer Vier]

Corporal Panzer Vier pulling a trigger (har har)

In an impromptu sortie to the fields of NS, Corporal Panzer Vier and her minions Hawks
rolled through helpless regions, leaving chaos and destruction in their wakes!

Hawks that flew in:
Corporal Panzer Vier- Trigger
Colonel Ever-Wandering Souls, Field Marshal
PFC Yuno Hawk
PFC tbh caluxada
PFC theobsidianarcher
PFC Gugmuwon
HYDRA Cadet Data Base
Chaos Brigade Field Marshal New Imperial Switzerland

With invaluable moral support from:
Major Reventus Koth
Sergeant Raionitu
^{(Standard sergeant colour isn't working, so you're getting a rather fetching shade of pink, Raio <3)}


Regions hit: 5
Dank memes
British Territories
The Galactic Senate
Knights of Prometheus
Salmon Sea defence League

[Harenhime]

Nice job!

[We Are Not the NSA]

[TBH Caluxada]

TBH be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhkOKKR8ooM

[Sygian TBH]

The Black Hawks prepare to march into battle against their enemies.

The Black Hawks led by Corporal Sygian TBH managed to hit 3 regions at the beginning of the update. Being slowed down by defenders in the beginning, they were soon joined by the forces of HYDRA Command to demonstrate some further Raider Unity. Major Reventus Koth decided to pull out his old dusty book, The Ultimate Guide to Tricking Defenders: A Tactical Analysis of Thorning (Paperback Edition), and perform its tactics against our Warden enemies. In doing so, The Black Hawks with help of HYDRA Command successfully thorned defenders for the rest of the update hitting a total of 11 regions.

Hawks that Soared into battle!
Corporal Sygian TBH, trigger
Corporal Siniarus XVII
Corporal Ozzy
PFC TBH Caluxada
PFC Scieca V

With help from HYDRA Command!
Director Tom Vasentius

And "carefully observed" by:
Major Reventus Koth
Lieutenant Syberis

Regions Hit by The Black Hawks:
Spaceica
New Minds Oasis
The Crunchy Nut Feast

Regions Hit by HYDRA Command:
Alliance of Independent Peoples
Underdark

Regions Hit by the forces of RAIDER UNITY! (TBH and HYDRA Command):
Ecky Thump
Kingdom of Terminus
The Flare Police Confederacy
Further East Asia
I Fasci De Combattimento
The Watchtower

[Panzer Vier]

Eeep! Forgot to put a thing from yesterday up, and now it's in the wrong order...
Anyways, here goes!
_{Note: The Biack Riders has since then been swept, and likely should've been GHR'd rather than targetted...}

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PFC Caluxada prepares to jump _{(i'm so funny)} to a target!

In yet another venture to the grassy fields of Nationstates, Panzer Vier and company soared through the sky, completely ignoring the physical incapability of a tank doing so. Meanwhile, they occasionally stopped to dive-bomb unwary prey. Prey, however, can only fill so many hungry stomachs, and so the Corporal split her flock into two smaller groups, and set them off on a merry hunt!

Hawks that flew in:
Corporal Panzer Vier- Trigger Sergeant now, 'cause I'm cool, but Posterity!
Corporal Ozzy
PFC TBH Caluxada
PFC theobsidianarcher
HYDRA Director Tom Vasentius HYDRA
HYDRA Private Scieca V

With invaluable moral support from:
Major Reventus Koth

Regions hit: 19
Commonwealth of Xuanduna
maxime refert regionis
Creamoland
Altimear
Newbia
United Nations of Weedblazia
Spearheaded Coast
Assiniboia
New minds oasis
Progressive Global Republic
Super Reich I
Sawuslavian Tracts
New Africa
The Northern Alliance
The BIack Riders
Sonora
United Dank Nations
The United Nations of Dessertia
The Sol Alliance

[Drop Your Pants]

And then you were all asleep at minor so we had a grand chat about sweet feck all.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

And then you were all asleep at minor so we had a grand chat about sweet feck all.

If by asleep you mean performing several hundred moderation actions, beginning a rewrite of the training sections, piling up admin tasks for Jakker, updating the roster, and a few dozen other administrative tasks, yeah

Sometimes the backend to all this catches up to us too...

#alwaysanexcuse

[Olevsky]

Major Reventus Koth decided to pull out his old dusty book, The Ultimate Guide to Tricking Defenders: A Tactical Analysis of Thorning (Paperback Edition)...

You know, the translations are coming along nicely. Soon you'll have to draft a new volume!

It was exciting stuff nonetheless. It's about time things started getting spicy.

[Summer-Rose]

The repeated use of RWBY characters in your reports pleases me.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

^^^That's a link^^^

THE BLACK HAWKS *NOT* TBH PLAYS SOULSY SAYS

Tonight, after three triggers got sick In a massive defender conspiracy to poison our rising members of course, and with the ongoing WA application glitch, we at totally not TBH said, "Fuck it, we don't want to *plan* something last minute!" - and set out to have some fun with a new game - Soulsy Says. The concept? I give folks stupid stuff to do, they do it without questions.... ohh, and we mess with defenders throughout. I'll spare some of the detail, mostly about various thorning and trying to make defenders update places and random races for points, so the following is only about half of what went down....

First we baited the hook. Nice early pre-endo. Tim TG'd one of the updaters, so we knew we had a hook on the line.... and off we went. With some endorsing of Rach, cross-endoing, and endorsing of high-endo Osiris nations in between, we definitely didn''t even get elected delegate of 17 regions, find a few Llamas, or earn some imaginary points.

nichann
ecuador
vladivostok
exshaw
rasvil

globally_offensive
okay_i_guess
nexus
national_coalition_of_defense_economy
aurentina

galactic_holy_empire
invaders_army
visayas
eritrea

union_of_hashbrownian_republics

um_federation
penguin

Next, we raided the DJ table. As a shoutout to Funk Sinatra, we each sent him our favorite Sinatra song. We also sent Tim a different song. Then we decided we liked him so much, we'd raid with him...so we endorsed Funk, jumped with him, and made him delegate of 0_0. A successful raid indeed!

Now, we weren't done, no. We're good boys, so we decided to visit Yo Mama. And Yo Mamma too, reader.

Then, because we're lords of edge, we went on another trip.

spear_danes
u_got_rekt
gasp

ARE WE DONE?!?!?!?

NO!

You see, we'd tell you what we did for a Klondike Bar, but we signed an NDA, so we can't talk about that one.

But in the end, we ended up relaxing by the Waves, laughing our asses off, and having had one hell of a night without getting any hits for ourselves, quite on purpose, and prepared to watch the TGW thread to see how much fun defenders make of us to cover up their salt at spending an entire update running around like maniacs for nothing.

Number of Hits: 0

Troops Invovled:

COL. Souls
Lt. Wetwork
CPL. Siniarus
CPL. Ozzy
CPL. Sygian
PFC. Scieca

I ain't linking this shit tonight you know these people anyways

[Stalker Queen]

[Sygian II]

This was the best..

[Stalker Queen]

I gotta admit: those are some Funky tunes...

[Tim-Opolis]

No point making a post on our end. We sat around, chased, and your quick jumping gave some of the new guys some good practice so I guess I'll thank you for giving them a no-consequences crash course on chasing. We get good enough results against you folks regularly, what's the point about boasting during a night when your poisoned triggers say all the message there needs to be
grey wardens maxed out their poisonmaking skill you heard it here first

[Stalker Queen]

grey wardens maxed out their poisonmaking skill you heard it here first

*looks at drinking mug* I knew there was something up with The Staggering Griff---urgh... I don't feel too grand right now...

[Cormactopia II]

This was all fantastic, but this was the best part:

Then we decided we liked him so much, we'd raid with him...so we endorsed Funk, jumped with him, and made him delegate of 0_0. A successful raid indeed!

Gold.

[Altmoras]

I liked the part where you guys crossed on us.

[TBH Caluxada]

LOOOOOOL!!!! F*cking amazing!

Soulsy Says will become a classic raid technique from now on!

[The Will of Kane]

No point making a post on our end. We sat around, chased, and your quick jumping gave some of the new guys some good practice so I guess I'll thank you for giving them a no-consequences crash course on chasing...

I TOLD you they owed us for the training!
Expect an invoice Tim.