The Black Hawks | Still Winning

[Scottiesland]

Now I can bug Rach about lack of raids for me to lib! >:)

[Lord Dominator]

Now I can bug Rach about lack of raids for me to lib! >:)

Why would you lib a tag raid I wonder

[Lady Dominator]

Welcome one and all, to the raid report of the night!

This here raid is preformed by The Black Hawks and sponsored by the favorite 'good guys' of NationStates: Defenders!

They were very generous in their requirements that we put up one of their flags on anything we hit. Additionally, we decided we might as fufill one of the longer-standing requests of our honoured usually-foes and utilize the entire update to raid (our focus groups said that natives in late-updating regions appreciate being raided). Of course, masterful performances such as ours often needs a great deal of preparation (and celebration in-between), so we were unfortunately only able to raid about every 10 minutes or so.

Anyway, now is the time give a big hand for our wonderfully merry band of preforming raiders!

Da Supreme Raiders:
LTN Lady Dominator (trigger)
MGJ Miss Bad Life Choices
SGT Fire Eaters of Last Hope
CPL Scaled Hawk
CPL Utsuho

Indeed, the skill of TBH's performance is that despite screwy internet for points, weird triggers, and update being incredibly slow, we still managed to dance our way through over 57% of our targets!

Behold, and let te' witness the glories of TBH!

Regions that received defender-sponsored raids:
The Players
The Holy United Nations of HellSushi
Doomfist Pact
The Kingdom of Woven Stars

Once more, a round of applause for our wonderful preforming raiders, and their generous defender sponsors of the night!

[Vando0sa]

YAAAAAY! We where the Slowskys tonight! We hate fast paced tag runs!

[Eriadni]

Well done!

[94 Black]

The Black Hawks are like fast food. Tasty, not so authentic stuff that makes you feel good at first, but once you realize what you've missed out on, you feel sick. Look for real raiders, not these fake, stuffed animals.

[Jakker]

The Black Hawks are like fast food. Tasty, not so authentic stuff that makes you feel good at first, but once you realize what you've missed out on, you feel sick. Look for real raiders, not these fake, stuffed animals.

There will be no fast food bashing on my watch. I love me some fast food and I'll be eating some while you help me find where these mysterious, real raiders are.

[Reploid Productions]

'muh lets bash fash unga bunga'

talk to me

The Black Hawks are like fast food. Tasty, not so authentic stuff that makes you feel good at first, but once you realize what you've missed out on, you feel sick. Look for real raiders, not these fake, stuffed animals.

Plus a boatload of similarly spammy posts of the same general low-key trolling/flaming/spamming nature since your latest puppet started posting, and given recent history...
*** 94 Black, 2-week forum ban for flamebaiting/trolling/spamming ***


~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

[Klaus Devestatorie]

'muh lets bash fash unga bunga'

talk to me

The Black Hawks are like fast food. Tasty, not so authentic stuff that makes you feel good at first, but once you realize what you've missed out on, you feel sick. Look for real raiders, not these fake, stuffed animals.

Plus a boatload of similarly spammy posts of the same general low-key trolling/flaming/spamming nature since your latest puppet started posting, and given recent history...
*** 94 Black, 2-week forum ban for flamebaiting/trolling/spamming ***


~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

Can we inquire how in the name of god the man hasn't wound up DoS yet?

[Cormactopia Prime]

Can we inquire how in the name of god the man hasn't wound up DoS yet?

An extremely valid question given he was said to be "DoS on next offense" shortly after Predator, several offenses ago.

[Klaus Devestatorie]

Can we inquire how in the name of god the man hasn't wound up DoS yet?

An extremely valid question given he was said to be "DoS on next offense" shortly after Predator, several offenses ago.

That's what I thought. I can't find the quote, but there's a whole bunch of deleted nations between now and then.

[Flanderlion]

An extremely valid question given he was said to be "DoS on next offense" shortly after Predator, several offenses ago.

That's what I thought. I can't find the quote, but there's a whole bunch of deleted nations between now and then.

viewtopic.php?p=28921491#p28921491
From my favourite mod (Sorry Reppy/Fris), although now he's retired.

[The Commandant]

What crimes have I committed? It's truly a sad game full of teary eyed SJWs who can't take a teensy weensy hint of constructive criticism.

Look, I was like you once and you know why this is happening.

[Farnhamia]

Can we inquire how in the name of god the man hasn't wound up DoS yet?

Pffffff

What crimes have I committed? It's truly a sad game full of teary eyed SJWs who can't take a teensy weensy hint of constructive criticism.

*** DEAT for posting past a forum ban ***

[Swith Witherward]

I miss all the fun.

Anyway, just a drive-by foxing now that I'm active again.

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=28921491#p28921491
From my favourite mod (Sorry Reppy/Fris), although now he's retired.

I miss him even though he scared the poop out of me.

[Reploid Productions]

'muh lets bash fash unga bunga'

talk to me

The Black Hawks are like fast food. Tasty, not so authentic stuff that makes you feel good at first, but once you realize what you've missed out on, you feel sick. Look for real raiders, not these fake, stuffed animals.

Plus a boatload of similarly spammy posts of the same general low-key trolling/flaming/spamming nature since your latest puppet started posting, and given recent history...
*** 94 Black, 2-week forum ban for flamebaiting/trolling/spamming ***

Apparently, I owe Block an apology. Following further review of this particular case, rather than "Block engaging in the same sort of behavior he's been smacked for previously", we instead seem to have an extremely convincing case of malicious impersonation by someone trying to get him DOSed. The forum ban on Block's nations has been rescinded given the available evidence, and we're presently investigating whether the culprit is an already-DOSed user, or a currently active player.

So, Block, my apologies for the erroneous ban levied against your accounts. The above redtext has been struck from the record. If you have any ideas regarding the identity of whoever attempted to set you up, please let us know via the Getting Help page. Likewise should any more malicious impersonators appear.


~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

[Vando0sa]

So.. we raided a region today...

[Jakker]

So.. we raided a region today...

And did I see Red Back raiding? Oh Commander, my Commander.

[Bowzin]

So.. we raided a region today...

And did I see Red Back raiding? Oh Commander, my Commander.

The prophecies foretold of his return

[Vando0sa]

So.. we raided a region today...

And did I see Red Back raiding? Oh Commander, my Commander.

He can still raid after all these years!

[Miss Bad Life Choices]

The Black Hawks loaded themselves into the Battle Bus, prepared with Slurp Juice and golden scars, and flew over the island of NationStates. They launched themselves out of the bus into several targets to pass out posters promoting their new Fortnite branch~

Overseer of Slurp Juice, Major Miss Bad Life Choices
Commander in Chief Red Back
Sergeant Bjourn

& Merc Master Chef


Hits:
The Homeland Defense League
The American Province
Frux
Waldonia
Union For Social Democracy
Epic Games
The Nations Of Songs Of Salem
United Countries Of Nyx
The Fallange
00000000000000000000000
The Ancap Empire
The United Countrys Of Fascist Choice
Duolingo Birds
Kotturheim
Gamers United Under Ricardo
Federation Of Egalitarian Communities
The Mappers Union
United Nations Of Nationstates
United Nations Interstellar
Gunners Glory
Ecrium
Greater Witham
The Earth Empire
Old Northern Utopia
Grand Land Of Direct Democracy
Greater Kahl
New Novus
Holy Alliance Of Nations
Legacy Of The Great War
Central Texas
Confederation Of Nations
The Wired
Ragnarok
Jeblandistan
United Federation Of Earth

Make sure to read and upvote The Bunion, an awesome newspaper by Arkadia Universalis
Credit to him for the flag ^^

[The Nice Commandant]

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The Black Hawks loaded themselves into the Battle Bus, prepared with Slurp Juice and golden scars, and flew over the island of NationStates. They launched themselves out of the bus into several targets to pass out posters promoting their new Fortnite branch~

Overseer of Slurp Juice, Major Miss Bad Life Choices
Commander in Chief Red Back
Sergeant Bjourn

& Merc Master Chef


Hits:
The Homeland Defense League
The American Province
Frux
Waldonia
Union For Social Democracy
Epic Games
The Nations Of Songs Of Salem
United Countries Of Nyx
The Fallange
00000000000000000000000
The Ancap Empire
The United Countrys Of Fascist Choice
Duolingo Birds
Kotturheim
Gamers United Under Ricardo
Federation Of Egalitarian Communities
The Mappers Union
United Nations Of Nationstates
United Nations Interstellar
Gunners Glory
Ecrium
Greater Witham
The Earth Empire
Old Northern Utopia
Grand Land Of Direct Democracy
Greater Kahl
New Novus
Holy Alliance Of Nations
Legacy Of The Great War
Central Texas
Confederation Of Nations
The Wired
Ragnarok
Jeblandistan
United Federation Of Earth

Make sure to read and upvote The Bunion, an awesome newspaper by Arkadia Universalis
Credit to him for the flag ^^

Nice tags. Keep up the good work!

[Armaros]

Red Back jumped with you all? Damn.

[Conquerus]

Red Back jumped with you all? Damn.

Oh yeah, I never noticed that. I don't see him around too much...

[Miss Bad Life Choices]

Lady the Doggo watches with her shades as the Black Hawks prepare for their mission

There was a crisis in The Nest. The biscuit stash was running low. On a last minute biscuit stealing run, The Black Hawks went out and stole enough biscuits to keep Lady from causing a mess in the Nest.

The Hawks:
Major Miss Bad life Choices
Sergeant Bjourn
Sergeant Dyllonia
Private First Class Epic Boda

& Mercenaries Malphe & Th empire of wymondham

Regions Without Biscuits:
Herd United
Shhhhhhhhhh
Coland
Bk Baddies
Roavin
Nothing
4th International Socialist Union
The Chicken Region
The Middle Frontier
Red Dead Redemption 2
The Snack Hawks
The Holy Land Of Siddhartha Guotama
The 10th Crusade
The Mysterious Raiders
Micro Mondo
Club Dilapidated
Kyratian States
Eurosia
Sovereign Land Of Arstoska
The Aoss War Room
Central Texas