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Posted: **Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:45 am**

OUGDRTCNRNOC....wait, this is no spelling tag run!

xD

Posted: **Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:54 am**

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:OUGDRTCNRNOC....wait, this is no spelling tag run!
xD

It may well have been... I missed a few. :unsure:

Posted: **Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:56 am**

Nicely done. I am patiently awaiting my chance at GET ME IN THIS REGION ALREADY COUNCIL ;_;

Posted: **Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:00 pm**

OUGDRTCNRNOC....wait, this is no spelling tag run!

Orange Utility Giraffe Dramatically Rented Two Cars [But] Never Repaired [The] Nice Outer Canvas?

Or something.

Posted: **Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:01 am**

I'm back in action. My horses may be in their stables, but that's okay. I've found a new way to strike.
From above.

HUZCAW, BABY!

Posted: **Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:09 pm**

General Jakker next to Private Star Anumia

What was originally meant to be a training exercise for untrained Privates, and a testing of new game mechanics, turned into a fun and adventurous run. Five black hawks glided across the night sky, claiming 34 victims in their relentless attacks which signaled the start of warfare in the year of 2016. Major Marselesk decided to use a tactic long left untouched and trigger two sub-teams for an increased flying pace which resulted in more regions being burned down than usual. With their switcher-base growing every day, the black hawks look at old and unbroken records with a smile on their faces...or uh, beaks?

Those who flew in:
Major Marselesk - Trigger
General Jakker - SUBTEAM A - Point/Switcher
Private First Class Solassas - SUBTEAM B - Point/Switcher
Private Dreadhawk - SUBTEAM B - Point/Switcher
Private Star Anumia - SUBTEAM A - Point/Switcher

Conquered regions:
The Grand Empire
Altimear
The Swedish Army
Kosovo
Laniakea
The Mid Pacific
The Kinship of Fortem
Alternate Sovereignty
Liberty Alliance
10KI International Airport
Rudolphian War Assembly
Indiana of 300
The Grouped Nations of Desgar
Ansels Left Nipple
Otaku
The SarlNorth
PCA
The West Alliance
Coalition of Magna Imperia
CORN
The Blood Pact of Lysithea
The New Roman Nations
Talionis
The Empire of Persia
Empire of Raging Animal Rights
Falayalay Joint National Committee
The Federation of Militant Nations
Union of Equalist Governments
League of Tides
Alianza del Pacifico
North Atlantic Treaty Organisation NATO
International Model UN
United Nations of Cascadia
The Empire of Irrosia

Posted: **Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:40 pm**

That's impressive.

Makes me feel the ole raiding itch just a little.

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:00 am**

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to...

Meme Machines
Naomi
Region of Doom

!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!111!1!!!!!!!!!!1111!!1!!!1!1!!1!!!111!!!11!!!!!!!

For any new listeners tuning in, that's Major News Radio, swooping in as the number one source for major update news!

As always, I'm your

Hurrrrland
Oceanside Refugee Camp
Saloria
The Varean Sea

- though you can just call me

Daksina
Realm of Madness

Coalition of Horrid Puns
Aigosthena
World Setting

aka, Gameplay's favorite source of bird-related humor! Here with me tonight is my friend, mentor, and now.... I'm not even going to try to figure out how we're NS related.... Kothic Hawk!!!!!!!!! Mr. Koth, what did you think of tonight's raid?

>>> I didn't watch it.

Understandable, tonight was the finale of Raiding with the Stars! In that case, can you give me a soundbyte on the recent promotions in TBH? ...For those viewers who don't know, Privates Ogralian Forces (Rexscout), Starstream, and Dreadhawk (Varax) all received promotions to PRIVATE FIRST CLASS just this afternoon!

>>> I think it's fucking awesome to see more new faces in the Hawks - Competent ones, even better. They must be doing SOMETHING right!

Of course, of course! Always good to see fresh faces hatching out of the nest, learning how to fly, stretching their wings, and hitting a few targets. Alright, one more - Gimme a TBH on why TBH is best TBH, TBH! Bonus points awarded for every time you include TBH in your reply.

>>>Well, tbh, I TBH my TBH with TBH brand TBH. TBH, it really gives my TBH the TBH it needs to TBH the competition.

Perfect answer, Koth, absolutely perfect! I don't think I could beak that answer if I tried! (***audience groans***)

Well, folks, that's all the time we have tonight, so before I give in to my producer, who's glaring at me to go off air already, let me say a few thanks to all those besides Me and Koth who made tonight's show possible! Small cast (***audience groans***) here, so I'd like to thank Sound Manager/Technology Guru Jakker, our dedicated editor (always the first here and last to leave!) Utsuho (Vandoosa), and let's not forget our rising interns who might start getting paid soon if we feel like it, DreadHawk and Star Anumia! Without you, there would be no show. With that, thanks for watching, and enjoy the first night of 2016!

Dr. Caw, Signing off.

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:03 am**

This is the best raid report in the history of raid reports.

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:06 am**

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:Here with me tonight is my friend, mentor, and now.... I'm not even going to try to figure out how we're NS related!.... Kothic Hawk!!!!!!!!!

I'm your cousin, I think

Good shit, hawks.

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:19 am**

Ambroscus Koth wrote:
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:Here with me tonight is my friend, mentor, and now.... I'm not even going to try to figure out how we're NS related!.... Kothic Hawk!!!!!!!!!

I'm your cousin, I think

Good shit, hawks.

I know you're adopted by Cormac and I was adopted by Xor but I have zero idea what happens between there, or if it really matters a single bit :lol:

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:25 am**

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:I know you're adopted by Cormac and I was adopted by Xor but I have zero idea what happens between there, or if it really matters a single bit

Xor and I are siblings, so that does in fact make you cousins. And no, it doesn't matter a bit.

Particularly in Gameplay where we're likely to get slapped for off-topic "RP" posts if this continues.

Perhaps I should have just posted "can confirm."

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2016 5:21 am**

Can confirm.

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2016 6:55 am**

Dr.Caw knows whats up.

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:25 am**

You need my touch baby, oh so bad
You're not the only one I've ever had
And if I say I want to set you free
Don't you know you'll be in misery

They call me (Dr. Caw)
They call me Dr. Caw (calling Dr. Caw)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Caw)

And even though I'm full of sin
In the end you'll let me in
You'll let me through, there's nothin' you can do
You need my raidin', don't you know it's true

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:26 am**

Sexy report man

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:25 am**

Raid Report, Jan 9th Minor

Chingis feels the honour in being a newly hatched Black Hawk

Anyway, so Marselesk bailed on us, and we had no idea what to do, so we split into two groups, and I started randomly naming regions, and telling everyone to blind jump. And what are the odds! 30 hits!

Beginners Luck must be a thing

What's even funnier, is how I told everyone to jump to Belgium, and we accidentaly ended up supporting the occupation over there.

The broad-winged, long-beaked, sharp-taloned, sexy beasts on duty:

MAJOR Marselesk (Moral Support)
PRIVATE ChingisOtchigin (Pretended he knew what he was doing)

Team 1:
PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Solassas (Was all 16 of T1 points)
PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Raionitu (Was very calm and professional)
PRIVATE Kyorgia (Was a scrub <3 )

Team 2:
DEN LT The Type 49 Tardis (Was an invite)
AURALIAN HORSEMAN The Tomanian Reich (Was an import)
AURALIAN SWORDSMAN Alnorud (Did something... I think)

Hits: 30
All Hell Satan
The Tauri
Hu3s
Aurentina
Creamoland
Anti Whocaresania League
The Commission Of Federated Nations
Ye Darke Layke
Sotoa
The Nations Of Kricaja
Polyhymnia
Sargon
The Kinship Of Fortem
Araluen
New Orleans
Chinese People Liberation Army
United Allied Nations
Sith Imperium
Heliopolis
The Northern Atlantic Ocean
The West Southeast North Sea
Quadland
Dru
Pokemon Universe
Nativestates
Palekaiko Islands
Council Of Socialist Republics

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 2:33 am**

ChingisOtchigin wrote:<snip>

No, Chingis. No.

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:12 am**

Accidental hits are the best kind. :clap:

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:40 am**

Syl Storms wrote:
ChingisOtchigin wrote:<snip>

No, Chingis. No.

Oh I don't know I think it looks cute.

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:31 am**

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Syl Storms wrote:
No, Chingis. No.

Oh I don't know I think it looks cute.

I agree with the Duck on that one. Looks like something I'd do..

30 hits though is pretty nice!

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 7:11 am**

Chingis made it clear that it was an unofficial report. It looks like he had fun writing it, which is always a good thing.

Kudos to all the Hawks involved. We have some killer up and coming members. Makes my feathers ruffle up in excitement.

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 8:21 am**

Congratulations. That's an impressive tally.

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 6:02 pm**

DEN is always happy to help out the little yellow chicks, erm I mean The Black Hawks! Good show of raider unity in helping out Belgium as well!

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:52 pm**

Black Hawks Airlines!

Hey there random resident of the multiverse! Have you ever gotten tired of your boring ol' town? Do you feel like travelling around the globe(s?) and visiting all the wonderful places which the almighty creator Max shined into existence with his head? Well look no further, the Black Hawks Airlines are your answer!

Our top-of-the-line flying vehicles, with 400 hawkpower engines and additional rocket boosts, have been crafted for maximum passenger comfort and native discomfort to give you the best air-cruise experience that modern science and conveniently large bags of money can provide! *kicks dead bodies of investors under the table* And they come with excellent food service, and a magnificent view of innocent regions being purged from existence.

Just today the Black Hawks Airlines has made eleven different trips under Private, i mean Pilot, ChingisHawk and Co-Pilots Kyorgia Vasentius and Festavo2. The places visited today include: The Region of Coolness, Quadland, Wimbledon, Military Region of Pacific, Bordeaux, Priory, DOTE, Palekaiko Islands, Aos Woot, Jol.

Supreme CEO of Black Hawk Airlines, RedBack, has managed to keep our customer ratings sky high(no pun intended) in the ten years that our professional establishment has existed and has even decided to give us a little insight on his secret!

"You see, we manage to keep our very needy engines pleased by chugging gallons of pure concentrated native tears into them for every single flight. Native tears have been put under intense research and have been given the Black Hawk rating of ecawlogically friendly. In fact, the process of making native tears even clears up room for new forests, helping the healing process of nature! We also give our vehicles a nice polish with some fenda frustration, which keeps them looking spiffy and stylish. We keep the food served during flights very clean, but also extremely delicious. The origins of said food are not very important and have absolutely nothing to do with missing villagers in native realms, i assure you."

So waste no more time, and choose Black Hawks Airlines!

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