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A well deserved and well earned title. "The world's gonna know your name," because way too few do at present.

"Just you wait," world. Jay is gonna kick your ass

Sygian, thank you for you service to the region. I know other stuff has been on your plate for a while now, and I was on your ass for not doing your jobs for most of it, but you've still certainly done a lot for the region. Good luck with life, brother.

To the native regions of the world: When push comes to shove, we'll send a fully armed battalion to remind you of our love!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da!

*Raises a glass*

Jay, syg, congrats

Congrats on the promotion, Jay! And good luck, Sygian.

*Hurries the press out of the room and everyone off the stage*

Now please go raid so I have things to do? Tonight, and tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day?

Good luck Jay

Congratulations from all your friends and supporters at The Dark Vanquishers!

Hey, nice to see TDV running with our friends at The Black Hawks! Even if we're not doing so well in our home region, it's nice to see our troops, Besieger Samsonyte and Executioner/Hawk Qonon getting some native regions! I'll be posting on our thread to thank you guys! It's nice to have someone to work with, so to all in the council at The Black Hawks, thanks for giving us a chance! I'll be posting more about it on our gameplay thread momentarily.

Such a nice way to relax on a Saturday.

Congrats on the promotion, Jay! You'll do fine. Syg... I'll miss you. Be sure to stick around in some form or another. ❤

Fennec wrote:Such a nice way to relax on a Saturday.

Congrats on the promotion, Jay! You'll do fine. Syg... I'll miss you. Be sure to stick around in some form or another. ❤

Thanks! It was fun to raid with you again.

Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton wrote:Thanks! It was fun to raid with you again.

*nods* I've missed raiding and all of you.

Many know of the Owlbear, a monstrous hybrid born from the hubris of wizards of days gone by. Very few, however, speak of their lesser-known cousin, the Hawkbear. As the name implies, these creatures are an amalgamation of two animals, each already dangerous in their own right, with the blend only serving to heighten their terrifying nature. While their Owlbear relatives are- pardon the pun- night owls, Hawkbears are decidedly diurnal, often striking at travelers in broad daylight. Why, then, do so few tell tales of encountering these beasts? A part of the reason, of course, is that their numbers are fewer than those of many other threats one might find, but some say that it goes beyond this: Due to their highly aggressive nature, it is commonly accepted that so few see a specimen of this species and live to tell the tale that their activities are underreported. It goes, then, without saying that if one happens to encounter one of these creatures, one's best recourse is to run far and fast.

Rampaging Hawkbears:
Corporal Panzer Vier, trigger
Lieutenant Captain Alexander
PFC The Great Empire Of The People
PFC Cre Ones

Towns razed: 16
Order Of The Democratic States
The Lunch Table
Storm Nation
Oceanis
The Official Army Of Antarctica
United Worldwide Socialist Nations
Soviet Space Bees
The Independent States Of The Arctic Sea
Randomregion
The Middle West
The Army Of The World
Ryanism
Crudelandia
The Confederation Of Creek Nations
Dankmemes
Sgs Boyz

Side note; it's good to be back :]

Derps is a superstar

Panzer Vier wrote:

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HawComms Sales Reps:
Corporal Panzer Vier, Senior Sales Representative
Lieutenant Captain Alexander
Corporal That One Nation Part Two
PFC Felt Karpit
PFC Cre Ones

Regions available to view as part of our Raid Package: (21)

Dogetastic
Belaus
Malruki
World Assembly Voting Alliance
Gayism
Ecommunists
Greater British Empire
Kaoria
United Republic Of Christ
The Realm Of Ascendancy
Culture Covenant
An Arid Desert
The Cardassian Empire
Lothric
Robatariacolony
1sjiksmdjs
Animal Liberation Army
Islamic Republics And Empired
Cane Way
Legion Of Buckets
Red Guardians

Great report! Love it, nice to see some emerging triggers.

Ew, a watermark

Derps is returning, not emerging And returning beautifully, she is.

Dangit, the NN stuff is leaking into NS!

Vulturret wrote:Great report! Love it, nice to see some emerging triggers.

Derpsy was setting killer triggers long before you were even founded

Drasnia wrote:Ew, a watermark

Shhhh
The bad owlbear photoshop already used up my allotted art budget for the month :]

Roavin wrote:

Vulturret wrote:Great report! Love it, nice to see some emerging triggers.

Derpsy was setting killer triggers long before you were even founded

I mean, to be fair
Given my complete lack of raiding activity over the past half year, and general slump for a good half year past that, it's not immediately apparent. Besides, I'm rust-ridden enough that I may as well be new

Every native in the Philippines liked fendas a lot.
But The Black Hawks who flew just north of the Philippines did not.
The Black Hawks like raiding, and burning down regions.
Now please, ask why.
Everyone quite knows the reason, it could be perhaps, that the updates are fun.
It could be the allies, throw a great party.
But I think the most likely reason of all, was that The Black Hawks, are the best raiders of all.

This raid made possible by our allies in The Roman Empire and The Imperium Of Agia Germania

Hawks of the sky:
Lieutenant Raionitu, Point
Sergeant Serbero, Trigger
Lieutenant Captain Alexander
Sergeant Cheku
Corporal Utsuho
Corporal Xhakhaslovakia
Corporal That One Nation Part Two
Private First Class Jack Reacher Dictatorship
Private First Class The Great Empire Of The People
Private First Class Cerello
Private First Class Axalen
Private First Class Lord Dominator
Private First Class Felt Karpit

Romans of the ground:
Emperor Plagentine
Decurion Hired Contractor II
Centurion Thorn1000

Cavalry of the raid:
Strategos Phobos

Half tempted to report y'all for saying "salt" because you folks use to do it to us, but I still don't think it should be an actionable term

Nice trigger on that, was that intentional or did variance grant you good fortune?

Tim-Opolis wrote:Half tempted to report y'all for saying "salt" because you folks use to do it to us, but I still don't think it should be an actionable term

Nice trigger on that, was that intentional or did variance grant you good fortune?

My triggers are always intentional and good.

Serboro wrote:

Tim-Opolis wrote:Half tempted to report y'all for saying "salt" because you folks use to do it to us, but I still don't think it should be an actionable term

Nice trigger on that, was that intentional or did variance grant you good fortune?

My triggers are always intentional and good.

I'll assume you weren't the one triggering last night's tag run then

Tim-Opolis wrote:Nice trigger on that, was that intentional or did variance grant you good fortune?

I'll go with, semi-intentional. All the best operations are a mixture of luck and skill.