Regardless, true gangstas (the real G's) ant got time for that because we too busy raidin'
Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:39 pm
by Moneyness
The Hawks fly around celebrating the start of summer
Well the hawks were flying around when they noticed that something felt different. At first it was only one of them that did, and then all of them picked up on it. They realized the great occurrence that had just happened, The start of summer. In true spirit hawks started diving into regions hitting multiple regions each minute. They grabbed beach towels, shovels, and multiple squirt guns to prepare for the summer. Afterwards they grabbed water balloons, and sunscreen to prepare for what was next. When the order was given the hawks then swooped in dropping water balloons everywhere, Hitting natives and fendas equally with no discrimination leaving them soaked. Immediately after the second squad taking cover in the clouds dropped in suddenly, Launching a barrage of an attack onto them with the squirt guns hitting any that had evaded the fist strike. After all was said and done the regions were left bare with debris from the hawk's slaughter. Meanwhile the hawks could be seen chilling out in the sun enjoying their handiwork from the days events.
Hey could you make that image a little bigger I can't quite see it.
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:09 am
by RiderSyl
Summerb!
Wait, what do you mean that's not what it says in the image?
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:43 pm
by Jakker
Great work done. Hawks are so hot.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 11:23 pm
by DJ Raid
Pictured above: Jakker and Sygian barbecuing Atrigeas in preparation for Golden State getting an ass whoopin' on Sunday.
Summer time is a good time for a lot of things, one of these notable things being barbecue. Barbecue is a common event celebrated across the US and other countries. In celebration of barbecues all around the world, the Black Hawks decided to roast some Wardens over the grill at the local BBQ contest. The contest had plenty of entries, with many people going home disappointed, upset, and crying, and few going home with the gold. The winner of the BBQ contest goes to General Jakker who dubbed his BBQ the T-Bone (Benevolent Thomas), using his solid secret trigger sauce, a dash of pepper, and some other undisclosed ingredients that could potentially cause E. Coli if you were vaccinated for polio before 1992. The runner-up was Moneyness with his West Virginia Ribs (Vinny D) made with salt, black and cayenne pepper which is served with a side of coleslaw. Most other entries were good, until you get to the end do you have to deal with the less tasty Somy California Sirloin and the Red Dusk Pepper BBQ. All in all, it was a good turnout with many participants and all Hawks went home tonight with their bellies full of FENDA BBQ!
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Hot Hawks Haulin' up some BBQ Sergeant Moneyness (point) General Jakker (trigger) Major Sygian (trigger) General Ever-Wandering Souls Lieutenant Raionitu Corporal Astravars Corporal Cheku Corporal Elfine Corporal Heidur Corporal Hired Contractor IV Corporal Seboro Corporal Stratarin Private First Class Cotltchol
The Sizzlin' Sekhmet Legionnaire Maria Isaraider
East Pacific Spicy Army Corporal Stratarin
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 11:27 pm
by Shizensky
DJ Raid wrote:Pictured above: Jakker and Sygian barbecuing Atrigeas in preparation for Golden State getting an ass whoopin' on Sunday.