The Black Hawks | Still Winning

[Xoriet]

Not gonna lie, I love this report.

[A Bloodred Moon]

You might want to check the Wolf nations again. One has been dead for over a month and the other never existed

One should be Tebaziod and the other is lazy and doesn't log on to his nation apparently.

[Miss Bad Life Choices]

Awww incredible report, Urs :)

[Aquilanion]

Great report Urs!

#BringPennyHome

[Aquilanion]

The Black Hawks are offering a major reward for any information leading to the finding of beloved server bot and all round nice gal Penny. These regions were identified as possible locations of a Penny sighting and we encourage all residents with any information as to her whereabouts to please report to our investigation HQ Asia or pay a visit to the nest.

#BringPennyHome

Concerned Hawks
SGT Aquilanion, Trigger
SGT Drexlore
SGT Zizou
PFC Miravana
PFC Refuge Isle

The 38 Regions Searched

The Socialist Commune Of Madejland
The Crew
The Wasteland Of No Longer Used Nations
Gravyland
La Ferme
Land Of Slatos
The New World Of Name
La Katyn
The Cloudnamers
New Year
Swiss Imperial Confederation
The Harmony
Southern Utopia
The Swedish Regions
Pac Kindom
Central Imperial Senate
The Imperial Nations
The Dominion Of The Godhead
Monarchist Gang
Stalins Holy Conglomerate
United Potato Commonwealth
Obscura Immunitas
The Aukrealian Alliance Of Hell
Femisphere
New Dalland
Saurfall
Meridia
Ytic Emirc
Audax
Qwueerisle Isles
United Planetary Council
All Of Existence
Planet Xenurn D65
Grand Land Of Direct Democracy
Enclave
Uunited Nations
The Democratic Republic Federation
The Region Of Goodness

[Miravana]

Much fun! Shame we couldn't find her... guess the search continues!

[Jakker]

Nice work all! Find Penny!!

[Ursidae]

"We interrupt our scheduled programming to bring you breaking news - we go live to Asia, where a press conference is about to begin regarding the disappearance of The Black Hawks' bot - Penny 2.0"

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--Camera centres on podium as a mysterious figure approaches--

"Good afternoon, Hawks, Ladies, Gentlemen & other assorted creatures. Yes, it is I; Bearlock Holmes. I come before you today to make two announcements - first among which, is that I have been asked by Penny's father; Ever-Wandering Souls, if I will lend my expertise to the case of his missing daughter. I am happy to announce that I have accepted his invitation and intend to begin work immediately."


Detective Bearlock Holmes poses for the assembled press

"Secondly, in that vein, I wish to announce that we have agreed on our first and foremost suspect at this current juncture, and believe the time is right to make this information public."

--The Detective, ever one for dramatics, pauses to build tension--

"Our suspect.. is none other.. than the Flag Thief!"

--Audible gasps break out amongst the gathered press, Hawks & residents of Asia--

"Indeed, okay, settle down please... Thank you. As I am sure you might expect, I have been following this case with interest since the very beginning. For someone to sneak Penny out from right under The Black Hawks beaks would require the utmost skill, precision and calm under pressure. Certainly, there are very few people that could manage to pull off a plan as devious as it is heinous, but more than that; even fewer people could manage to keep Penny hidden once they knew she was missing."

"While most of you and the NS world was preoccupied with the ongoing search in Asia, I had my attentions elsewhere. From out of nowhere the Flag Thief returned at almost the very moment Penny went missing. A curious coincidence, were I to believe in them. The thief, has spent years stealing the flags of the most revered, experienced and feared players in the game, all the while evading capture and concealing their identity. A person of interest for that alone. But more than that! Almost immediately upon their return they pull of no easy feat - they stole... Jakker's Mojo! The coincidences abound until there can be no other other conclusion than that this.. Flag Thief, must know something, and must be involved in Penny's disappearance!"

--The Decective pauses for applause, although none is forthcoming--

"This person is a master of evasion and disguise so the hunt will not be easy. But rest assured that we shall follow every lead, every clue and cast an ever watchful eye over the NS verse until this person is found. We have assembled a coalition of allies with one ultimate goal - to bring Penny home. This person is not perfect and under our blistering gaze they will make a mistake, and rest assured, when they do.. we will be on them like a Hawk."

"Nationstates is united in solidarity with the plight of The Black Hawks and their beloved Penny, and so I appeal to all of you; if you have any information, anything at all, regarding the Flag Thief's whereabouts or identity; to contact the Penny Rescue Operation (PRO) here. We are also releasing the below image of the thief's last know disguise, taken only a few days ago."


Flag Thief, pictured above, with Jakker's mojo

"With that all there is that is left to say is - the case is afoot!"

--Almost as suddenly as he appeared, Decective Bearlock Holmes whisks himself off stage and out of a back room with several PRO Hawks in hot pursuit--

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Penny Rescue Operation Squad
LTN Ursidae (trigger)
SGT Ezkio
PFC Authoritaria
PFC Crushing Our Enemies
PFC Edreine
PFC Holor Retcon Starkiller
PFC Miravana

Broadcast Centres
Alliance Of Authoritarian Communist Nati
Gooch Hill
The Strangers
Monkey Island
Qocleusia
Ironcrossbandito
Osteria
Carnosaka
Carrelian Empire
The International Socialist Alliance
Elernus
The Minutemen
The Union Of Rhetorical Republics
Aissurian Islands
Earth Sovereign Colonies
Oq Purified Drinking Wateer Po
The Holy Land Of Siddhartha Guotama
United States Of America Region
Christianity Union
Danganronpa
Official Nationstates Region
The Economic Powers Of The Nations
Karls Kommunist Kounty
The International Resurgence Bloc
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands
A Land Resplendent With Dank Spicy Memes
Uber Alles

[Atheist Democratic Freehold]

Hah, now our non-executive founder CTE’d.

Edit: I see what you are doing now. You’re trying to gain more influence than me so you can eject me. Still, I’m staying here.

[Aurum Raider]

Hah, now our non-executive founder CTE’d.

Edit: I see what you are doing now. You’re trying to gain more influence than me so you can eject me. Still, I’m staying here.

If I am being honest, the only reason one of my puppets is still there is because I forgot to move it out.

[Numero Capitan]

PFC Crushing Our Enemies

That's cold, man

[Tinhampton]

Ehhhhhhh, nope. The Flag Thief was still hoisting TNP's flag at the moment that Sir BearBear took the delegacy of Asia

[Lord Dominator]

PFC Crushing Our Enemies

That's cold, man

I was wondering how long it'd take for someone to notice and comment on this. To be clear however, it was COE's own request to start from the bottom, rather than the current Council dumping him down there.

[Tinhampton]

Also, you jacked Monkey Island? The Monkey Island that used to have Mousey as a delegate? O_o

[Daytime to Night]

I was wondering how long it'd take for someone to notice and comment on this. To be clear however, it was COE's own request to start from the bottom, rather than the current Council dumping him down there.

(assumed as much)

"Any comment on the news that you're changing your name to Mildly Irritating Our Enemies now that you're just a tag raider?"

[Lord Dominator]

Also, you jacked Monkey Island? The Monkey Island that used to have Mousey as a delegate? O_o

It would seem to have been refounded last year, so I do not know.

[Bearlock Holmes]

Ehhhhhhh, nope. The Flag Thief was still hoisting TNP's flag at the moment that Sir BearBear took the delegacy of Asia

I never claimed otherwise. Even still, the timing is too suspect to be coincidence.

We're coming for you, Flag Thief!

[Jakker]

#bringpennyhome

The Black Hawks swooped into your region, deposited hand sanitizer and put up flyers bearing the words #bringpennyhome. Come Join Us to #bringpenny home.

The Helpful Hawks:
CPL Thyroton (trigger)
PFC Woryand
PFC Miravana
PFC Refuge Isle
PFC Martian Hunter


We had one chaser, and another at the end. First time triggering in a couple months, and I was a little rusty. 26/40 hits. Thanks everyone for coming along.

Greater Bugaria
Anarchist Countries
The North Isles Of Baylle
Galactic Socialist Republic
Islamic Nations Of Nationstates
Roleplay Dump
The Commonwealth Wastelands
Binute
United Radicalist Front Of The Ogo Clan
Existence
Libertium
Gangangangangangangangang
Last Best West
Kciendae Pacific
Greater Chimera
Juan Cena Jr
Telemarketia
Adira
The Antarctic Isles
Unserdia
Union Of United Nations
Conservative Club
The Rulers Of Corruption
Kalactin
The Edge Of Forever
United Islands Of The Pacific Ocean
Ancient Epic League Of Epicness

[Flag Thief]

Your monologue contains one mistake. You claim I'm not perfect.

I stick to stealing flags, so have no idea where Penny would be, but for the humour of it: bring it on.

[Badivermeraed]

Your monologue contains one mistake. You claim I'm not perfect.

I stick to stealing flags, so have no idea where Penny would be, but for the humour of it: bring it on.

You monster! :'(

[Jakker]

True Blue Hawks



Here’s to The Black Hawks, they're true blue,
they're madlads through and through,
They're a legend so they say,
Should have gone to heaven but they went the other way,
Singing down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
down, down, down, down, down, down.

Come Join Us and have a cold one.

The Aussie Hawks:
CPL Thyroton (trigger)
SGT Aquilanion
PFC Miravana
PFC Woryand
PFC Refuge Isle
PFC The Second America

43/50 hits. Not a bad run. No chasers.

Regions hit:
United Nations Of Gillettonia
The Gene
Communist Theocracies Of Nathanael
Phmsb Ufn
The Ucssr
Owls
The Bone Wheel Syndicate
The Northern Nations
Greyhawk Society
Grubberg
Archination
Refound Land
Faelands
Arthenia
Lion King
Tempest
Altar
United Islands
Zoom Vroom
Union Of Allied Sith States
Britianish Isles
Gop
Confederacy Of All Tropican States
Land Of The Dovahsebrom
Wewwisaw
The Allied Mynal Sectors
The Theodemocratic Union
The Allied Nations Of West Davenport
Anarchy Land
Cwcville
Ulaki Region
Situationist International
Vodkalandia
Debattonie
Peppasbaconisgood
Code Word 420
Greater Acreao
Ekaterinburg Arena
The Hunting Republic
Zimsto
The Honorable Region Of Bois
The Senne Sardum Archipelago
Most Dear Country Reagion

[Atheist Democratic Freehold]

We got raided. That’s nice.

[Aquilanion]

This major, The Black Hawks decided to hold a little party to celebrate the end of the Asia occupation and decided to invite their friends from the North Pacific! The revelries went on all night, as they sang some classic tunes, out of tune, danced and generally had a good old time.
Unfortunately, the party was sooooo big that we had to spill out across NationStates, causing all manner of havoc. We tipped some sleepy delegates, tagged a few regions and even closed some embassies that had been…bothering us.
If you want to be invited to more of our epic parties, please, come join us!

Hawks
GEN Jakker
COL Miss Bad Life Choices
SGT Aquilanion, Trigger
SGT Drexlore
SGT Industrialen
SGT Pterodaxtyl
SGT Twobagger
SGT Zizou
CPL Aurum Raider
CPL Frankreed
CPL Refuge Isle
CPL Sakana
CPL Thyroton
PFC Asterguard
PFC Martian Hunter
PFC Miravana
PFC Woryand

North Pacific Army
COL Bobberino
MAJ Francois Isidore
LTN 9003
LTN Gorundu
SGT Krevt
SGT Racoda

And special friends,
Commander The Sygian, The United Defenders League
Rom, FRA

Delegates Tipped in…
Loamhedge, 0 days? Looks like someone got here before us…
Antarctic Oasis, 716 days – ah now that’s more like it!
Galts Gulch, 736 days
Hyrule, 771 days
Zurich, 1009 days
The Western Isles, 1012 days
Antarctica, 1019 days
Poland, 1037 days
The Confederacy Of Free Nations, 1143 days
Sapientia, 1161 days

And last, but not least!
North Korea, 1480 days

Some Regions Tagged
Unssr
Slavic Union
Gentlemen Club
Vibelands
German Duchies
1984
Kaede
The Cevlaian International Union
The Boy Band

And the Embassies we closed?

Well they do say a picture tells a thousand words so…

You’re welcome!

[Badivermeraed]

It's so odd that penny and Kim Jong-un go missing at the same time! Nice report!

[WayNeacTia]

Kenny seems a tad miffed you decided to have some fun in AO. He has now passworded the region.