The Black Hawks | Still Winning

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

It was the sound of all the Grease references obviously going over his head. Perhaps yours too

Nah what it was was a bad joke feel free to try again tho

You see, Kyo, when people like tupe show up with half-assed shitposting and insults, there's no sense wasting too much effort on serious replies. The Bullshit Asymmetry Principle quickly comes into play - "the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." Feeding nonsense back is a far more effective use of time.

In other words, dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo.

[Tupelope]

lmao u lost no u tryna save face lmao get got kid

ps vote for me for those defender awards ty

[Kyrusia]

OR how about instead of that gay ass weeb shit u do sumthin at update how bout that

lmao u lost no u tryna save face lmao get got kid

ps vote for me for those defender awards ty

Tupelope: If you don't want to be involved, you don't have to be. If you want to be critical, pick a better way of doing it that isn't done so purely with the evident intent to inflame. Further, take the requests for votes - spam - elsewhere. *** Warning for trolling/baiting and spamming. *** I suggest you apprise yourself of the rules and adjust your behavior in the future; otherwise, you'll be facing lengthier and lengthier vacations from the forums until you do.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

[Azaelai]

After cracking a hole in reality, The Black Hawks traveled through the rift to a land of magical girls to help fight evil. If you want to find out how to break reality to help magical girls, come join us.

Hawks who traveled to another dimension:
CPL Azaelai (trigger)
CPL Bizzas
CPL World Assembly Nation 665
PFC Dyllonia
PFC Fysladia
PFC Nabashar

Regions where the Hawks assisted magical girls:

Furry Warfare Group
Dumb Nation
The New World Of Name
Clapton
The Principality Of Akliah
Spammy Foods
Darkstaria
United Nations Of Arrakis
Progressive Socialist Communist Alliance
Central and Eastern Europe
Soviet appreciation community
Unicornsss land
The Region of Random United Nations
Nore
The Mid Pacific
Regions Left to Die
The Community
Me Esta Gustando

[Lord Dominator]

Shouldn't we be helping evil fight the magical girls?

[Eriadni]

Nice, glad to see y'all are going well!

[Azaelai]

The Black Hawks and The Osiris Sekhmet Legion is making a potion to help them with their mischief. The various ingredients were scattered all over the world, but thankfully they found some here when they flew by! If you want to try and figure out the super secret formula, Come Join Us.

The Super Secret Potion Makers:
SGT Azaelai (trigger)
CPL Bizzas
CPL Dyllonia
CPL Some Benjabobarian Land

From the Osiris Sekhmet Legion
Arif' Gabatic


Regions with Secret Ingredients:
Defensive Institution Crusading Knights
The Empire Of Soldiers
Kalinin K7 Xvi
Warzone Arkansas
Nerdlandia
New Age Empire
Steampunk
Skwuadteria
Eggs N Jakey
United Nations Of Arrakis
The Center For Student Engagement
Ap Meme Studies
Giveran Empire Hq
Meggy Landia
Just Bored
Zoinkish Puppet Storage
Atlantian Union
Nore
The Promised Neverland
The Seven Kingdoms Of Westeros
The Oubliette
San Diego
Union Of Pasadine States

[Vulturret]

Excellent work on the raid tonight. It's delighting to see the combined tagging of The Black Hawks and Osiris. Please do continue to keep up the excellent work!

[Hesskin Empire]

It was fun! Thanks for the raid!

[RiderSyl]

Surprised to see activity from the Legion, even if it is 1 person tagging.

[Hesskin Empire]

Surprised to see activity from the Legion, even if it is 1 person tagging.

We just haven't been posting on GP about our raids lately.

[RiderSyl]

Surprised to see activity from the Legion, even if it is 1 person tagging.

We just haven't been posting on GP about our raids lately.

Ah, I bothered to check the OFO forums now. Good on Benjabobaria for stirring activity every so often. The Legion used to go months without doing anything back when I was in Osiris.

[Hesskin Empire]

We just haven't been posting on GP about our raids lately.

Ah, I bothered to check the OFO forums now. Good on Benjabobaria for stirring activity every so often. The Legion used to go months without doing anything back when I was in Osiris.

Yeah, it got super inactive for a while and seems to be back now

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Minor announcement: TBH's new forums are now live. Some minor features and cosmetic improvements are still on the way, but all the functional bits are there, and most of the rest is!

How to access the new TBH forums if you already had an account:

1) Go to https://www.forum.the-black-hawks.org/
2) Go to "Login"
3) Select "forgot password" option
4) Input your username and email from the old forums
5) Follow the link in your email (may be in spam) and use the link+supplied temp password to log in
6) Go to your user control panel, "profile" section, "edit account settings," and use the temp password to set whatever permanent password you'd like

Congrats; you're back into your account!

You will also need to re-upload your avatar. It should be visible on your own profile, but you will need to upload it again for it to be visible to others. Good news is, the size restriction is set almost double that of the old forums, so you have a little wiggle room. Also check your sig to make sure all the bbcode is good.

[Vulturret]

Congratulations on the successful scrape and transition, I can hardly tell the difference. Nice work!

[Bizzas]

The Black Hawks, smelled some pineapple pizza from their nest, so they went on a rampage searching for the origin of the smell. We may or may not have travelled through your region, causing riots and chaos on the way! Fortunately, you can easily contact us at this number to request the appropriate amount of flex tape and personnel for repairs!

The Troupe of Pineapple Pizza Rioters:
CPL Bizzas (trigger)
SGT Azaelai
CPL The Ebony Republic
CPL Some Benjabobarian Land
CPL Dyllonia
PFC Nabashar
PFC Zenadova
PFC Taoiseach Federalist Unions
PFC Peperso

And From Our Mercenary Friends:
Merc Phantiks


Regions Searched for Pineappleish contents:
Alternis Mundi
The Only One That Is Not An Issue Of Whe
Floppy Slotters
Hellenic Imperial Order
The Intergalactic Federation Of Corn
Mirkwood
Newest Terrio
The New West Nations
Magna Orbis Terrarum
Populi Terrae
Pig Latin
Region For Fascism
Empty Space
Green
Riocht Na Heireann
Commonwealth
Legion Of Dictatorships
Cawdor
Isle Of Esa
The Leauge Of Autistic Countries
Shannary
Fascists Parade
New Caroline

[Aclion]

Did you find the monster that was putting pineapples on your pizza?

[Bizzas]

Did you find the monster that was putting pineapples on your pizza?

*Slowly raises hand*

[The Ebony Republic]

Did you find the monster that was putting pineapples on your pizza?

Don't worry, I scraped it off when he wasn't looking.

[Tupelope]

how the fuck do u only hit 23 region with fucking 10 people lmao thats pathetic. split ur fuckin homeboys up or some shit like fuck

[Felt Karpit]

nope

[Bizzas]

Good job Impulss, it's always good to see our newer triggers do well. Hope to see more on gp from you.

Ayo thanks felt!

[Dyllonia]

That was fun raid, nice work and thanks Impulss!

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

how the fuck do u only hit 23 region with fucking 10 people lmao thats pathetic. split ur fuckin homeboys up or some shit like fuck

I’m tempted to just ignore you, but I’m a little silly sometimes, so I’ll continue to give you solid, thorough answers.

Sometimes one of our young CPL’s tries their hand at triggering. Impulss did last night.

Eventually our young triggers move from trying just a few to get the hang of things up to trying a decent sized run. Last night, Impulss decided to try 30, which was a very cool step.

Usually we do ask who can make it to a raid, to get an idea of numbers. 6 people rsvp’d to last night, which is borderline - we can do two groups from one trigger with that, but we can also do one runnwith solid numbers where defenders are less of an issues. Two groups is also a little much to handle for someone still training in their triggering skills to handle. Sometimes we plan two separate runs at once as another option, though that actually requires a *third* trigger in the case of one run being done by a CPL, becuase our policy requires triggers in training be directly observed/supervised by a mentoring officer. Actually, that was the plan last night - also have a second run, a training run, but the Private didn’t show. At that point, 15 mins before update, easier to roll the groups together.

Sometimes people who didn’t RSVP end up making it, and you have extra people joining the fun

As last time, I’m deeply sorry that we’re not invading enough native regions for you, Tupe. Once again, you’re welcome to take a break from chasing (or watching, from what I hear from other defenders) to come show us how things are done. My deepest apologies in the mean time.

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In the mean time, though, I’d like to congratulate Impulss for joining our growing body of new triggers. I know a lot of our senior triggers have been without time or internet this summer, and you all have been doing a wonderful job of stepping up and becoming our next generation of leaders. By the time folks like Felt and LD are back in action, I bet y’all will be giving them a run for their money. The crowd here should watch out - I know Dawn is going to be joining this group soon, and pretty soon folks like McChimp and Rach are going to be up there with everyone from LD to Aquila in speed and length. I’ve been really proud of this group of rising stars, and I only expect that to continue.