The Black Hawks | The Enchanted Accords

[Cerian Quilor]

2. You obviously have never met any of the oligarchy that rules TWP. They all have copious amounts of snark and cynicism. Are you implying that you will systematically eliminate every one of them?

I am NOT going to plan ANY military operations against TWP, okay???

Eliminating cynicism doesn't mean I'm going to take military action, or any action in fact, against TWP!

Oh my god...

Then how do you propose to do it? Because I'm pretty sure the Cynicism of TWP's elite class is pretty much part of their NSDNA.

[Karafuto-cho]

2. You obviously have never met any of the oligarchy that rules TWP. They all have copious amounts of snark and cynicism. Are you implying that you will systematically eliminate every one of them?

I am NOT going to plan ANY military operations against TWP, okay???

Eliminating cynicism doesn't mean I'm going to take military action, or any action in fact, against TWP!

Oh my god...

Now, now. Did I ever say military action? I am not exactly one to imply impossibilities. You trying to take on TWP would be like Andorra challenging the US

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

I can guarantee you that we would raid DankMemes if their founder ever ceased to exist.

Furthermore, I can guarantee that TWP won't be acting this cynical very soon.

Bring. It. On.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Glad to have you, Cerian and Badger

[Nay-O-Bi]

Furthermore, I would appreciate you expounding further the above guarantee (in your own thread of course) but be ready. TWP has been around for a long time and one thing we are known for is not suffering fools lightly.

Eliminating cynicism doesn't mean I'm going to take military action, or any action in fact, against TWP!

Oh my god...

[Karafuto-cho]

Furthermore, I would appreciate you expounding further the above guarantee (in your own thread of course) but be ready. TWP has been around for a long time and one thing we are known for is not suffering fools lightly.

Eliminating cynicism doesn't mean I'm going to take military action, or any action in fact, against TWP!

Oh my god...

The Guardians of TWP, including the "Grump Old Sage" and "Sultan of Snark" have been around TWP since you were running around in Huggies. They're not going anywhere anytime soon and when they do, not much will really change. I guarantee that TWP will be the same when you graduate high school.

[Imperium Anglorum]

Now, now. Did I ever say military action? I am not exactly one to imply impossibilities. You trying to take on TWP would be like Andorra challenging the US

The Grand Duchy of Fenwick is truly a great power!

[Nay-O-Bi]

Is anyone listening? I've NEVER challenged The West Pacific. End of story.

Eliminating cynicism doesn't mean I'm going to take military action, or any action in fact, against TWP!

Oh my god...

Emphasis mine.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Is anyone listening? I've NEVER challenged The West Pacific. End of story.

Emphasis mine.

If there was a reverse Tour de France, you'd be a winner the way you're backpedalling.

[Nay-O-Bi]

Is anyone listening? I've NEVER challenged The West Pacific. End of story.



Emphasis mine.

If there was a reverse Tour de France, you'd be a winner the way you're backpedalling.

I'm not backpedalling. I'm simply saying that I'll eliminate The West Pacific's cynicism WITHOUT taking ANY action against them. I've actually never said that I'd challenge TWP. If you can find that, show it to me.

[Cerian Quilor]

If there was a reverse Tour de France, you'd be a winner the way you're backpedalling.

I'm not backpedalling. I'm simply saying that I'll eliminate The West Pacific's cynicism WITHOUT taking ANY action against them. I've actually never said that I'd challenge TWP. If you can find that, show it to me.

You can't really eliminate something by inaction. Elimination is kind of an active concept. Did you mean no 'military action'? And again, I'd love to hear how you propose to do it.

[Imperium Anglorum]

I'm simply saying that I'll eliminate The West Pacific's cynicism WITHOUT taking ANY action against them.

You are saying that you are going to eliminate TWP's cynicism by doing nothing. What kind of insane logic is this?

[Nay-O-Bi]

You can't really eliminate something by inaction. Elimination is kind of an active concept. Did you mean no 'military action'? And again, I'd love to hear how you propose to do it.

I won't take any action against TWP, and ONLY TWP. I didn't say anything about everything else... including TWP's allies.

[Cerian Quilor]

You can't really eliminate something by inaction. Elimination is kind of an active concept. Did you mean no 'military action'? And again, I'd love to hear how you propose to do it.

I won't take any action against TWP, and ONLY TWP. I didn't say anything about everything else... including TWP's allies.

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How many people are you taking on? I've genuinely lost count. All Raiders, TWP's allies, The NPO, 'Authortarianism', Common Sense, Basic Logic and Reality Itself. Did I miss anyone?

[Nay-O-Bi]

I won't take any action against TWP, and ONLY TWP. I didn't say anything about everything else... including TWP's allies.

...

How many people are you taking on? I've genuinely lost count. All Raiders, TWP's allies, The NPO, 'Authortarianism', Common Sense, Basic Logic and Reality Itself. Did I miss anyone?

Oh my god....



You seriously don't know me, do you.

facepalms self

[Goto Mototsugu]

Now, now. Did I ever say military action? I am not exactly one to imply impossibilities. You trying to take on TWP would be like Andorra challenging the US

The Grand Duchy of Fenwick is truly a great power!

Golden reference, my man. I was having an utterly ridiculous slip of the mind and couldn't remember the name of the book.

Is anyone listening? I've NEVER challenged The West Pacific. End of story.

Emphasis mine.

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: the only reason you are in any way significant on NS is because of how much of an utter fool you have made out of yourself time and time again. When you aren't conspiring with Nazis you are on multiple useless badge hunts. When you aren't badge hunting, you are lying about your R/D experience. When you aren't lying about your R/D experience, you are making a big fucking deal of something that no one gives a fuck about in order to build up your bloody ego. Just stop with all of it. It's pathetic. You will never be able to get yourself out of the hole you have dug so you might as well just give up and go crawl back to your memes and become an RPer or some shit.

You can't really eliminate something by inaction. Elimination is kind of an active concept. Did you mean no 'military action'? And again, I'd love to hear how you propose to do it.

I won't take any action against TWP, and ONLY TWP. I didn't say anything about everything else... including TWP's allies.

Some regions TWP has embassies with: the Pacific, Osiris, Balder, and the South Pacific, the Kingdom of Great Britain, Europeia, and the Glorious Regions of Iwaku. And you just threatened all of them. Good fucking luck, pal. I reiterate the first part of my post directed towards you.

[EnTgeisTerT]

I assure you, any attempt to infiltrate TWP's allies would be met with failure if you were the one to lead them.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

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How many people are you taking on? I've genuinely lost count. All Raiders, TWP's allies, The NPO, 'Authortarianism', Common Sense, Basic Logic and Reality Itself. Did I miss anyone?

Oh my god....



You seriously don't know me, do you.

facepalms self

Yeah we do. I'm sure there must be a region around here somewhere that needs a court jester. You'd be a shoe-in.

[Cerian Quilor]

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How many people are you taking on? I've genuinely lost count. All Raiders, TWP's allies, The NPO, 'Authortarianism', Common Sense, Basic Logic and Reality Itself. Did I miss anyone?

Oh my god....



You seriously don't know me, do you.

facepalms self

I know that you're a loudmouth with more ego than ability. I've yet to see you show any of the competence you claim to have.

[Nay-O-Bi]

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[Goto Mototsugu]

Oh my god....



You seriously don't know me, do you.

facepalms self

I know that you're a loudmouth with more ego than ability. I've yet to see you show any of the competence you claim to have.

Oh, but you weren't around to see his glorious defense of Dank Memes from HYDRA. He fought so bravely. Like a knight in shining swastikas.

[Goto Mototsugu]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: the only reason you are in any way significant on NS is because of how much of an utter fool you have made out of yourself time and time again. When you aren't conspiring with Nazis you are on multiple useless badge hunts. When you aren't badge hunting, you are lying about your R/D experience. When you aren't lying about your R/D experience, you are making a big fucking deal of something that no one gives a fuck about in order to build up your bloody ego. Just stop with all of it. It's pathetic. You will never be able to get yourself out of the hole you have dug so you might as well just give up and go crawl back to your memes and become an RPer or some shit.

That's generalization; I'm not lying about my R/D experience, nor am I making a "big fucking deal of something", nor am I conspiring with Nazis, nor am I on badge hunts. Those would all be utterly useless. You don't need to be so utterly reactive.

You literally did every one of those things. I can ask literally anyone else posting here and they would agree.

Some regions TWP has embassies with: the Pacific, Osiris, Balder, and the South Pacific, the Kingdom of Great Britain, Europeia, and the Glorious Regions of Iwaku. And you just threatened all of them. Good fucking luck, pal. I reiterate the first part of my post directed towards you.

I meant NPO, okay? Did I have to explicitly say that? sigh

Yes, you do. It's called being politic. And even just trying to take on the NPO is ridiculous. They have been around more or less for longer than you've been able to walk. Some memer isn't going to take them down anytime soon and Perg is one of the scariest chaps you will ever meet.

[Nay-O-Bi]

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[Goto Mototsugu]

Oh, but you weren't around to see his glorious defense of Dank Memes from HYDRA. He fought so bravely. Like a knight in shining swastikas.

That's out of context, as I didn't even know anything at the time. I hadn't organized anything, either.

And I am, and have been, no longer aligned with Nazis. *sighs*

You didn't know the region Nazi Europa were Nazis?

[Cerian Quilor]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: the only reason you are in any way significant on NS is because of how much of an utter fool you have made out of yourself time and time again. When you aren't conspiring with Nazis you are on multiple useless badge hunts. When you aren't badge hunting, you are lying about your R/D experience. When you aren't lying about your R/D experience, you are making a big fucking deal of something that no one gives a fuck about in order to build up your bloody ego. Just stop with all of it. It's pathetic. You will never be able to get yourself out of the hole you have dug so you might as well just give up and go crawl back to your memes and become an RPer or some shit.

That's generalization; I'm not lying about my R/D experience, nor am I making a "big fucking deal of something", nor am I conspiring with Nazis, nor am I on badge hunts. Those would all be utterly useless. You don't need to be so utterly reactive.

Some regions TWP has embassies with: the Pacific, Osiris, Balder, and the South Pacific, the Kingdom of Great Britain, Europeia, and the Glorious Regions of Iwaku. And you just threatened all of them. Good fucking luck, pal. I reiterate the first part of my post directed towards you.

I meant NPO, okay? Did I have to explicitly say that? sigh

But you've done all those things.

And targeting the NPO isn't going to eliminate the Cynicism of TWP's elite class, and again... there's absolutely nothing you can do to overthrow the NPO. I would believe in Unibot suddenly having a change of heart and embracing full on 100% Raider Purist doctrine and joining TBH over believing you have a chance at overthrowing the NPO.

Dude, you still don't really know all that much.