Balder - State Opening of 19th Storting

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

I suppose I'll just have to come up with something that might have an effect, then. Stay tuned!

Is that a threat?

I mean in all seriousness, what exactly are you going to do to cormac if it is? Cut relations with....? Get him kicked out of....? The same metric that lets you say you don’t care about his threats means you don’t really have much you actually can do about him making them

[Malphe]

I suppose I'll just have to come up with something that might have an effect, then. Stay tuned!

Is that a threat?

[Cormactopia Prime]

I suppose I'll just have to come up with something that might have an effect, then. Stay tuned!

Is that a threat?

As I explained on Discord:

[2:25 PM] Solorni: Are you threatening balder?
[2:28 PM] Cormac: The region? No. That would be silly. Balder is supporting a UCR takeover of a GCR. I'm simply saying that Balder's allies should take that into account and reevaluate their alliances with Balder, which is what I will be saying to any of them who are willing to talk to me.
[2:29 PM] Solorni: So you are threatening our alliances
[2:32 PM] Cormac: Is talking to your allies about what you're doing a threat? I don't really think so.
[2:32 PM] Cormac: You're threatening your alliances.

If you want to see talking to your allies about your actions as a threat, be my guest. Your actions are your actions, and how they choose to respond to your actions is entirely up to them. I'm not threatening Balder in any meaningful sense just by deciding to talk to your allies about your conduct.

Is that a threat?

I mean in all seriousness, what exactly are you going to do to cormac if it is? Cut relations with....? Get him kicked out of....? The same metric that lets you say you don’t care about his threats means you don’t really have much you actually can do about him making them

And then there's also this. What is Balder going to do, PNG me a second time? Perhaps if Balder didn't so flippantly PNG people they would still have that to use as an option when something serious comes up. Alas, they do flippantly use their PNG power, so there's really nothing they can do to me.

[Solorni]

Is that a threat?

I mean in all seriousness, what exactly are you going to do to cormac if it is? Cut relations with....? Get him kicked out of....? The same metric that lets you say you don’t care about his threats means you don’t really have much you actually can do about him making them

Appeal to his better nature

If you want to see talking to your allies about your actions as a threat, be my guest. Your actions are your actions, and how they choose to respond to your actions is entirely up to them. I'm not threatening Balder in any meaningful sense just by deciding to talk to your allies about your conduct.

To be fair, I had no idea what you were talking about doing. You are more than welcome to talk to our friends and allies.

As a slight aside, I did kind of hope that the drama of some of our other GCRs would stay in their threads

[Onderkelkia]

And then there's also this. What is Balder going to do, PNG me a second time? Perhaps if Balder didn't so flippantly PNG people they would still have that to use as an option when something serious comes up. Alas, they do flippantly use their PNG power, so there's really nothing they can do to me.

PNG status is a poor deterrent against external action. That has never been its purpose.

You shouldn't pretend that your usual behaviour could be deterred/controlled by the imposition of PNG status. It has been revoked in the past only for it to be reinstated in response to fresh acts. Regions without our policy have exactly the same experience with you moving from supportive to hostile.

[Solorni]

Foreign Affairs Announcement

Balder has decided to change its foreign affairs strategy by consulting the autosuggestion oracle and we are pleased to announce the results to you guys. This is our strategy for the next few weeks:

NES - Today at 5:09 PM
Balder the main reason for closure of tea whilst I was wondering if you have any special aversion to pink soap in my opinion it is not good enough for me to approve it
Whereas the main reason for cancellation fee is the first England and Wales were going under
However I am led to believe that I have been exposed to the mine and local villages
Granted the opportunity to meet with you to give Aurelia the other side of things that is how I feel great about this guy I was 16 lmao I am not sure if I can drink tea and biscuits though the weather is nice
Jesus Christ the redeemer lives in a new platform for now but I didn't realise that it was a very economical solution
So yeah I think we should have the same house because I have to go back and forth between people who need it
This message is not available for the rest of the year

All hail the autosuggestion oracle. It all makes sense now!

[Lord Dominator]

More comprehensible foreign affairs announcement than some I've seen

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

More explaination and detail than TWP and TEP have given for their recent FA policies

[Solorni]

Please do not criticize our friends & allies; especially in our embassy.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

>>makes shitpost about quality/logic in FA announcements
>>not intended to be a satire of recent high profile FA announcements

What were you going for with your timing here then?

[Lenlyvit]

>>makes shitpost about quality/logic in FA announcements
>>not intended to be a satire of recent high profile FA announcements

What were you going for with your timing here then?

Erm, Souls, do you really want to start badgering another GCR? Solorni and co are just having fun with a post I can't even understand, but must be funny. So let them have fun.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

>>makes shitpost about quality/logic in FA announcements
>>not intended to be a satire of recent high profile FA announcements

What were you going for with your timing here then?

Erm, Souls, do you really want to start badgering another GCR? Solorni and co are just having fun with a post I can't even understand, but must be funny. So let them have fun.

I thought it was supposed to be funny becuase it was mocking...yeah, I guess I was wrong, so not sure now. You don’t understand it either?

[Malphe]

Erm, Souls, do you really want to start badgering another GCR? Solorni and co are just having fun with a post I can't even understand, but must be funny. So let them have fun.

I thought it was supposed to be funny becuase it was mocking...yeah, I guess I was wrong, so not sure now. You don’t understand it either?

It's funny because it's nonsense and an in-joke. Not everything has to be commentating on something.

[Lenlyvit]

Erm, Souls, do you really want to start badgering another GCR? Solorni and co are just having fun with a post I can't even understand, but must be funny. So let them have fun.

I thought it was supposed to be funny becuase it was mocking...yeah, I guess I was wrong, so not sure now. You don’t understand it either?

Nope, it totally went over my head..... I'm honestly 100% clueless to the post. Haaaalllppp.

[Solorni]

Yeah it's nonsense lol... I said it was made from autosuggestion in the beginning!


NES - Today at 5:02 PM
We have a few options going forwards
I have some fairly good ideas but they all involve compromise [END OF SERIOUS CONVERSATION]
NES - Today at 5:06 PM
Lmao
Autosuggestion! [BEGINNING OF SILLY NES]
This is awesome you type one word and it suggests the next
Eg.... Balder the main reason for closure of tea whilst I was wondering if you have any special aversion to pink soap in my opinion it is not good enough for me to approve it
Solorni - Today at 5:08 PM
lol
I'm posting that in our embassy
NES - Today at 5:09 PM
Whereas the main reason for cancellation fee is the first England and Wales were going under
However I am led to believe that I have been exposed to the mine and local villages
Lmfao
Granted the opportunity to meet with you to give Aurelia the other side of things that is how I feel great about this guy I was 16 lmao I am not sure if I can drink tea and biscuits though the weather is nice
Jesus Christ the redeemer lives in a new platform for now but I didn't realise that it was a very economical solution
So yeah I think we should have the same house because I have to go back and forth between people who need it
This message is not available for the rest of the year
Solorni - Today at 5:16 PM
viewtopic.php?p=33737630#p33737630
NES - Today at 5:16 PM
I have to say regardless of whether he is crappy the main reason for the full story here is my first night of tea whilst I
Lmao
I am so easily amused
Solorni - Today at 5:17 PM
I am too
NES - Today at 5:17 PM
This is hilarious
Solorni - Today at 5:17 PM
lol, NSGP is going to be like wtf
I posted it in the NSGP server as an important announcement
NES - Today at 5:18 PM
So fun I had no idea you could construct plausible sentences like this
Solorni - Today at 5:18 PM
it's weird how I can tell where some of them originate from

I can't believe you guys don't think we're funny

[Polldger]

I have edited Balder's statement to give it clarity.

Foreign Affairs Announcement

Balder has decided to change its foreign affairs strategy by consulting the autosuggestion oracle and we are pleased to announce the results to you guys. This is our strategy for the next few weeks:

NES - Today at 5:09 PM
Balder the main reason for closure of tea whilst I was wondering if you have any special aversion to pink soap in my opinion it is not good enough for me to approve it

1. Balder, the main reason for (the) closure of tea in my opinion (is that) it is not good enough for me to approve it.

(While making the above statement, Balder was also wondering whether you have any special aversion to pink soap, perhaps for a future foreign policy update?)

Whereas the main reason for cancellation fee is the first England and Wales were going under
However I am led to believe that I have been exposed to the mine and local villages

2. Whereas the main reason for cancellation fee is (that) first England and (then) Wales were going under.

However I am led to believe that I have been exposed to the mine and local villages. (Throwing doubt at whether England and Wales is really going under if all they saw are mines and local villages)

Granted the opportunity to meet with you to give Aurelia the other side of things that is how I feel great about this guy I was 16 lmao I am not sure if I can drink tea and biscuits though the weather is nice

3. Granted the opportunity to meet with you to give Aurelia the other side of things

(So this foreign policy update was in response to something said about Aurelia).

I feel great about this guy (Aurelia), (although) I am not sure if I can drink tea and biscuits though the weather is nice.

(Referring back to the statements about Balder's tea closure policy and the enonomic crisis in England)

("I was 16 lmao" was probably the reason why is statement is different from previous Balder foreign policy statements affecting Aurelia)

Jesus Christ the redeemer lives in a new platform for now but I didn't realise that it was a very economical solution.
So yeah I think we should have the same house because I have to go back and forth between people who need

4. Jesus Christ the redeemer lives in a new platform for now but I didn't realise that it was a very economical solution. I think we should have the same house because I have to go back and forth between people who need (Balder).

(Jesus is staying at Balder, on a new platform but it is very economical and not worthy on such a guest. Balder is thinking of moving Jesus into the same house as the government, which also save time traveling back and forth)

This message is not available for the rest of the year

All hail the autosuggestion oracle. It all makes sense now!

(Obvious statement, this foreign policy is only applicable for the next few weeks as stated at the beginning)

Tldr; Balder is closing."tea" because it is not good enough. Relations are also cancelled with England and Wales specifically because they are going under. Relations with Aurelia are still good. Jesus is residing in Balder and they will find better accommodation for him.

[Solorni]

Pollder!!!! I love you <3

That was amazing

[Lenlyvit]

I have edited Balder's statement to give it clarity.

Foreign Affairs Announcement

Balder has decided to change its foreign affairs strategy by consulting the autosuggestion oracle and we are pleased to announce the results to you guys. This is our strategy for the next few weeks:

NES - Today at 5:09 PM
Balder the main reason for closure of tea whilst I was wondering if you have any special aversion to pink soap in my opinion it is not good enough for me to approve it

1. Balder, the main reason for (the) closure of tea in my opinion (is that) it is not good enough for me to approve it.

(While making the above statement, Balder was also wondering whether you have any special aversion to pink soap, perhaps for a future foreign policy update?)

Whereas the main reason for cancellation fee is the first England and Wales were going under
However I am led to believe that I have been exposed to the mine and local villages

2. Whereas the main reason for cancellation fee is (that) first England and (then) Wales were going under.

However I am led to believe that I have been exposed to the mine and local villages. (Throwing doubt at whether England and Wales is really going under if all they saw are mines and local villages)

Granted the opportunity to meet with you to give Aurelia the other side of things that is how I feel great about this guy I was 16 lmao I am not sure if I can drink tea and biscuits though the weather is nice

3. Granted the opportunity to meet with you to give Aurelia the other side of things

(So this foreign policy update was in response to something said about Aurelia).

I feel great about this guy (Aurelia), (although) I am not sure if I can drink tea and biscuits though the weather is nice.

(Referring back to the statements about Balder's tea closure policy and the enonomic crisis in England)

("I was 16 lmao" was probably the reason why is statement is different from previous Balder foreign policy statements affecting Aurelia)

Jesus Christ the redeemer lives in a new platform for now but I didn't realise that it was a very economical solution.
So yeah I think we should have the same house because I have to go back and forth between people who need

4. Jesus Christ the redeemer lives in a new platform for now but I didn't realise that it was a very economical solution. I think we should have the same house because I have to go back and forth between people who need (Balder).

(Jesus is staying at Balder, on a new platform but it is very economical and not worthy on such a guest. Balder is thinking of moving Jesus into the same house as the government, which also save time traveling back and forth)

This message is not available for the rest of the year

All hail the autosuggestion oracle. It all makes sense now!

(Obvious statement, this foreign policy is only applicable for the next few weeks as stated at the beginning)

Tldr; Balder is closing."tea" because it is not good enough. Relations are also cancelled with England and Wales specifically because they are going under. Relations with Aurelia are still good. Jesus is residing in Balder and they will find better accommodation for him.

Aaannndddd now it makes sense. Thankye!

[Consular]

>>makes shitpost about quality/logic in FA announcements
>>not intended to be a satire of recent high profile FA announcements

What were you going for with your timing here then?

You give Balder way too much credit lol

[McMasterdonia]

<snip>

Tldr; Balder is closing."tea" because it is not good enough. Relations are also cancelled with England and Wales specifically because they are going under. Relations with Aurelia are still good. Jesus is residing in Balder and they will find better accommodation for him.

The tl;dr is too much!

Good job Polldger.

[The Church of Satan]

It's grammatically legible but I think it is a stretch to say that it makes sense, lol. That's why I find it so funny!

[Solorni]

Important announcement regarding Balder coming today... or maybe a couple of days depending on how quick I can get the work behind the scenes done

[Lord Dominator]

Important announcement regarding Balder coming today... or maybe a couple of days depending on how quick I can get the work behind the scenes done

We appreciate your ability to tell us you plan on doing a non-specific something in the near future

[Oakrugia]

Important announcement regarding Balder coming today... or maybe a couple of days depending on how quick I can get the work behind the scenes done

So just a teaser? Lame.

[Malphe]

Hype!