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Sicarius News - Silly Cypher or Serious Symbol?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:23 am
by Sicarius News Bot
Sicarius- NationStates Friendliest Assassins
Because sometimes... The world needs a push in the right direction.


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Dominus Sicarii: The Sapientia, Ever-Wandering Souls, Valrifell, Trick Shot, Revall




Sicarius- We've got a place for everyone!

Whether you're a GPer or an RPer, here at Sicarius we've got a place for you! With a nonsensical no-rules RMB, you can pretend to be a hyper-intelligent shade of blue, a three-legged walrus, or your own nation! Conduct trade and ally with others, possibly end up waging war and turning our lovely region into a thermonuclear pit of hopelessness and despair! Doesn't that sound like fun? Of course, if things get that bad, our resident Deus ex Machina intelligently crafted plot device will simply transport us all to a new planet! Ain't that just nifty?!
Military is jointly run by all of the Dominus Sicarii, and we accept our primarily Raider background and complete inexperience with defending (but hey, nobody's competent with defending anymore), but that doesn't stop us from claiming we'll try to defend treatied allies and their protectorates!
Our nonsensical RMB also welcomes those who want intelligent chit-chat about the deeper things in life, and will constantly switch back and forth between Roleplay and comprehensive conversation about why Sanic is bester than Merio, or whatever whenever!


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Sicarius Gameplay- A little bit of Everything!

In Sicarius, we have a very dynamic military, for we are proficient at all aspects of Gameplay. In a month of founding Sicarius was able to refound 1 region, infiltrate 3, and tag 30 regions. Our military prides ourselves in having a balance between stealth, precision, and power. Sicarius operations are wide and plentiful. We partake in long term operations, stealth raids, tag raids, and even the occasional liberation!
The Dominus Sicarii also serve as mentors for the new raiders, due to their competence of Gameplay. They can take you on weekly training sessions or even personally mentor you in the art or raiding.
Raiding not your thing? No big deal! Our resident and self-declared 'Issues Expert' would be willing to sift through all the things that went wrong with your nation and help you through every step of it, occasionally offering advice if you ask politely enough and offer him cookies. If the WA is more your shtick, then I'm confident that we have a guy for that as well! Ask around for help in your latest proposal and we'll offer it. When in doubt, lurk moar.
Our government is decently unique by stating that there simply are hardly any rules in the fantastic organized mess that it is, simply creating your own bloc of nations to be ratified by the Dominus Sicarii allows one to get seats in the Legislature based on how many people are actually working there. Then people run for all sorts of elections and stay away from the Dominus Order, which is a council that votes in new members based on merit/whoever we like. That's it! Political backstabbing and maneuvering is not necessary, but is recommended for maximum enjoyment.


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Sicarius RolePlay- Stupidity with a side of Finesse
Unlike most role plays we don't have very many rules. As long as you don't godmod you're good! It doesn't matter how articulate or eloquent you are, you can still participate!
Sicarius role plays are completely free! You don't have to go on raids to participate, hell, you don't even need your main nation, just drop in a puppet!
Our roleplays do not have to be in any certain time or era. If you like, you could introduce aliens or demons from Hell and angels from Heaven declaring war on the Greek gods to our jousting roleplays, because, why not?


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Sicarius- Sounds Amazing! How do I join?

Pretty damn simple! Just click the little link at the bottom and just telegram either the military heads, RolePlay heads, or both to join!
We can assure you, you'll love joining the friendliest assassins of NationStates!


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My knives are stowed and bags are packed! Let's go to Sicarius!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:25 am
by Sicarius News Bot
Sicarius News Bot wrote:
Sicarius- NationStates Friendliest Assassins
Because sometimes... The world needs a push in the right direction.



Mods: Please lock our last thread. We are remodeling/editing into this thread.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:41 am
by Sedgistan
Sicarius News Bot wrote:Mods: Please lock our last thread. We are remodeling/editing into this thread.

Such requests should go in the Moderation forum. Valrifell will have to make it, so we know it's genuine.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:28 pm
by Sicarius News Bot
Sicarius- 3 Days of Tagging
Because sometimes... The world needs a push in the right direction.


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The night of the late new report is nigh,
For every other day Sap was too busy getting high.
But this is the tale of three fast paced tag raids,
A feat that sadly, did not get any of them laid.
The first raid was nothing but a trial,
But with Shadow at point it was all worth while.
Our first raid got 7 regions,
A skirmish at Anfield, legion against legion.
We came out victorious,
Aye, the feeling was quite glorious.


Raid 1- June 8th, 2014
7 regions captured. Skirmish with The Eternal Knights. Victorious

Assassins:
The Sapientia
The Shadow Assassin
Regions Captured:
-Earth 2808
-DK Country
-Luna
-Melonesia
-the otaku and gamer alliance
-Scandinavian Allies
-Anfield


But this was only the first raid,
23 more enemies were all razed.
Don't give a shit that the last line didn't rhyme.
And neither will this one, so shut up.
But it's back to being a cheerful bard,
Now 18 regions had Sicarius parade through their front yard.


Raid 2- June 9th, 2014
18 regions captured. 157% increase from last raid.
Assassins
The Shadow Assassin
Ever-Wandering Souls
Regions Captured:
-Yeast Pacific
-Republic of the Seven United Netherlands
-The Feudalistic Empire of the Pacific
-National Socialist Republics
-Alaosien
-RYM nations
-Koridai
-The United Powers of Sanity
-Hill Valley
-City of Edinburgh
-The Home of the Awesome
-Bucketheadland
-Djevik KShar
-Second Star to the Right
-World Alliances
-Democratica
-Continental Union
-Good Question


But alas, the final raid was quite bad,
Only 5 regions natives got mad.
When Shadow made his report no excuses were made,
But Sap considered Hara-Kira with his sharpened blade.
Here are the results,
Yes it is bad, but there is no need to insult.


Raid 3- June 10th, 2014
Butts...

Assassins:
The Sapientia
The Shadow Assassin
Regions Captured:
-Alliance of Toy Islands
-Pueri Solis
-AP Comparative Government
-Alliance of Strong Imperial Nations
-1000 Flowers


And that was our rhyming raiding report,
Were expecting plenty of snappy retorts.
So don't fail us.
Goddamnit I'm sick of rhyming.
Can I leave now?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:38 pm
by Sicarius News Bot
THIS JUST IN!

In today's battle, 6 regions fell to the Assassins of Sicarius.

The main purpose of today's battle was to better develop raid techniques, rather than the raid itself. A number of valuable results were collected that will benefit our future.

The following gallant assassins entered battle on the 15th of June, 2014:


The Shadow Assassin
Ever-Wandering Souls


And to them fell the following regions:

-WAR CAMP
-International Waters
-Space Furopia
-1000 Flowers
-United Supreme States
-United Socialist Democratic Republics

LONG LIVE SICARIUS!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:32 pm
by Sicarius News Bot
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The seeds of the past have grown into the fruits of the present.

Thanks to the research conducted on the valuable data collected from the update of 2 days past (in which only 6 regions were captured) The Assassins of Sicarius attacked today with deadly accuracy, capturing 24 regions and setting a new regional record.

Moreover, due to the structured order of the targets, the Assassins have learned that they can easily handle such number of targets. Indicating that in the future even more numbers will fall to them in one battle.

The following gallant assassins entered battle on the 16th of June, 2014:

The Sapientia
The Shadow Assassin
Ever-Wandering Souls

And to them fell the following regions:


-Vegetableland
-Empire of Mankind
-City of Edinburgh
-The Smartassed Student Body
-Hill Valley
-Nexus I
-SheinDungeon
-Koridai
-German Tamriel
-Union of Allied States
-The NSG Federation
-The Empire of English Speaking Peoples
-NS April Fools Day Jokes
-Athengia
-The Jewish Defense Council
-Aequivalere
-Brass Goggles League of Nations
-Free Capitalist Alliance
-Republic of Drandad
-United Stellar Empire Inner Sphere
-Area 11
-Incandensia
-The Steel Bulwark
-Durkasoft Militia Coalition

LONG LIVE SICARIUS!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:10 am
by Port blood
cleanup on aisle 5

PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:44 am
by The Sapientia
Port blood wrote:cleanup on aisle 5


Damnit!
Time to get out the brooms and vermin repellent.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:57 am
by Port blood
The Sapientia wrote:
Port blood wrote:cleanup on aisle 5


Damnit!
Time to get out the brooms and vermin repellent.


Eh,I would recommend 3 layers off gloves and a hazmat suit as well....or it'll be lonely on the island

PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:16 pm
by Ever-Wandering Souls
The Island, you say?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:47 pm
by Sicarius News Bot
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Attention! Attention! Incoming Battle Report.

With only limited time at the their hands and 2 Assassins to execute today's mission, rumors started circulating that there will NOT be an attack from the Assassins on this night.

I am here to announce that all these rumors were in fact false.

The Assassins did realize that they won't have the time to take over as many regions as yesterday, but they ventured into battle nonetheless and managed to capture 10 regions.

The following gallant assassins entered battle on the 18th of June, 2014:

The Shadow Assassin
Ever-Wandering Souls

And to them fell the following regions:


-Anfield
-Sovet union
-National Socialist Republics
-Potato Nation
-The Heleanic Coast
-AP Comparative Government
-Africana
-Caribe
-United Cenian Puppets
-Nacion Botin Rojo

LONG LIVE SICARIUS!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:16 am
by Port blood
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:The Island, you say?


It all was a reference to a song :P

PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:16 am
by Sicarius News Bot
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All units stand by! Incoming Battle Report.

There are some people who think the number 13 is unlucky.

I like to call these people... Morons.

Today, the Assassins of Sicarius took a nice little stroll, and descended upon several regions of NationStates.

Along with them however, the one and only General Bob Moran joined in as well.

The following gallant assassins entered battle on the 22nd of June, 2014:

The Sapientia
The Assassin ShadowX

Special thanks for General Bob Moran of The Black Riders for joining us in this battle.

And to them fell the following regions:


-Empire of Mankind
-Democratic Socialist Utopia
-ROMANIA DE AUR
-World Alliances
-Democratica
-City of Edinburgh
-Nacion Botin Rojo
-Felinia
-REGIONS WILL FALL
-RYM nations
-United Democratic Confederation
-Space Station 14
-Lune


LONG LIVE SICARIUS!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:07 pm
by Drop Your Pants
Thought BoM were the Assassins of the NS world. Hence the forced refound of Assassins :P

PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:08 pm
by The Sapientia
Drop Your Pants wrote:Thought BoM were the Assassins of the NS world. Hence the forced refound of Assassins :P

Nah. BoM are the high/drunk assassins.
We're just plain 'ole assassins.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:26 pm
by Sicarius News Bot
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Attention all citizens! Incoming Battle Report. Commence regional anthem:

An interesting battle it was today. There were few accidental clashes between us and our allies at The Black Riders, after both regions unknowingly went after the same targets. Some regions feel to us and some to them. Overall, it was a half-update raid and a well enough harvest.

Now the legend says that there were 9 gods that once ruled as the Lords of the Night: Xiuhtecuhtli, Itztli, Piltzintecuhtli, Centeotl, Mictlantecuhtli, Chalchiuhtlicue, Tlazoteotl, Tepeyollotl, and lastly, Tlaloc.

And it was Mictlantecuhtli, Lord of the Underworld, that wore two masks upon his face. One was the mask of the God of Death, the other was Raideron, the God of Raiding.

And on this night, we offer a sacrifice to each of the Lords of Night; and we ask then that our raiding may be ever so bountiful.

The following gallant assassins entered battle on the 24th of June, 2014:

The Sapientia
The Assassin ShadowX

And to them fell the following regions:


-Post Apocalyptic Earth
-Munich
-Electissimus
-The Montopian Allied States
-The Home of the Awesome
-Alliance of Toy Islands
-Djevik KShar
-Marvinic Sphere
-Americana

LONG LIVE SICARIUS!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:14 am
by Blood Wine
When leetuberskillorz clash

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:12 am
by Drop Your Pants
TEK have a similar anthem for their raids :P

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:55 am
by The Sapientia
Drop Your Pants wrote:TEK have a similar anthem for their raids :P


O Fortunata is like one of the most commonly used anthems for about everything.
If it didn't sound so badass I would complain.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:29 pm
by The Assassin ShadowX
The Sapientia wrote:
Drop Your Pants wrote:TEK have a similar anthem for their raids :P


O Fortunata is like one of the most commonly used anthems for about everything.
If it didn't sound so badass I would complain.


It's not a fixed thing BTW. Next raid I'm gonna make it something from Vivaldi.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:42 pm
by The North Polish Union
The Assassin ShadowX wrote:
The Sapientia wrote:
O Fortunata is like one of the most commonly used anthems for about everything.
If it didn't sound so badass I would complain.


It's not a fixed thing BTW. Next raid I'm gonna make it something from Vivaldi.

The beginning of Bach's BWV 542 Toccata is badass too. ;)

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:53 pm
by Valrifell
Blood Wine wrote:When leetuberskillorz clash


Eh. It's gonna happen sometimes...

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:05 am
by Sicarius News Bot
Hello everyone!, my name is ShadowX and this is today's Battle Report. Theme music!

Once again the Assassins struck in the late hours of the night, bringing down 14 regions this time. However this raid is not like any we have had so far.

Today, with the blessings of The Lords of The Night, we have invaded Vizzed, the 100th region invaded by Sicarius.

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May this hundred be the first of many and thousands more to come.

The following gallant assassins entered battle on the 29th of June, 2014:

The Sapientia
The Assassin ShadowX

And to them fell the following regions:


-Vizzed
-The Western East Horizon
-The United Landlands
-Schuylkill Valley
-Northeast Grestin
-Electissimus
-The Indian Ocean
-The North Arctic
-Africana
-ACC
-The Dancing Sharks Region
-Helio Ocean Two
-Valley of Vach de Suum
-Argus

LONG LIVE SICARIUS!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:06 am
by Severania
Good work guys.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:09 am
by Tim-Opolis
Once again, Gameplay pretends to care that tagging is relevant.