The Daily Raisin
Controlled Interests - A spy hidden in Lazarus?
Irrefutable evidence emerged today that Controlled Interests is a foreign agent working behind enemy lines in Lazarus. The player, who recently gained Lazarene citizenship and who also resides in the region of Madrigal, accidentally outed himself as a bourgeois counter-revolutionary in #lazarus on EsperNet IRC in the early hours of Monday morning, saying;
<+Controlled_Interests>: Guys I'm spying on the lazarus channel.
<+Controlled_Interests>: Want logs?
The revelation was met with horror by many. Vice chairman Funkadelia declared "wat" upon hearing of the treachery, a statement echoed by visitor to the channel Charax. Horse went on to say "^" immediately after Funk had finished his speech, a sentiment which was applauded by all who were present and not idling.
It remains to be seen how this episode will tie in to the escalation of the Cold War between Lazarus and The Eternal Knights, as the latter have been rumoured to be behind this latest espionage attack, in retribution for the actions former PRL chairman Milograd took to combat the growing might of TEK. Leading political theorist Charax was broached for comment by our reporter, to whom he grumbled for a moment about the lack of auto voice flags in Lazarus, and proceeded to assault with a cactus sculpture made entirely from the tears of crocodiles. CI could not be reached for comment.
I was waiting to see how long it would take for ^ to start again. Perhaps you should try a different plan this time
