Breaking News: TEK Withdraws from Raider Unity!

[Charax]

oh lazarus. you act like this is an uncommon occurrence around here. when in reality it happens everyday. your region is gonna get taken over someday. maybe not by us but when that happens ill be there laughing as you all freak out. in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

I genuinely don't know what to make of that.

[Tano]

> implying there are other spies
> implying Milo wasn't only in TEK for lulz
> implying you're important enough for actual Intel operations

This is the funniest thing I've seen happen in gp for a very long time. Thank you Lazarus.

There is a reason why you kind of people decide to rot away in a site made region...

What's wrong with GCRs?

Also, TEP still seems to be doing quite nicely "rotting away" while TEK...implodes?

But yeah, we obviously suck compared to you. Not enough spies I guess

[Lemongrad Union]

oh lazarus. you act like this is an uncommon occurrence around here. when in reality it happens everyday. your region is gonna get taken over someday. maybe not by us but when that happens ill be there laughing as you all freak out. in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

Oh noez wee r gunna gt coup!!!

[Reploid Productions]

in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

This. No. Starring out words doesn't magically make asking how many pieces of male anatomy are lodged in someone's rectum any less rulebreaking. Ordinarily I'd let a first-time offense forumside like this slide, however you apparently have a bit of a gameside history of rulebreaking already.

*** United Nationals, warned for flaming/baiting. *** Familiarize yourself with the rules, and quickly.


~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

[Nephmir]

oh lazarus. you act like this is an uncommon occurrence around here. when in reality it happens everyday. your region is gonna get taken over someday. maybe not by us but when that happens ill be there laughing as you all freak out. in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

Oh noez wee r gunna gt coup!!!

As long as it's out, might I make it public that you were one of the organizers of this coup.

[Charax]

There is a reason why you kind of people decide to rot away in a site made region...

What's wrong with GCRs?

Also, TEP still seems to be doing quite nicely "rotting away" while TEK...implodes?

But yeah, we obviously suck compared to you. Not enough spies I guess

I can ask Dark to send the ISS over if you want. If you spy on us maybe our regions can stop rotting?

[Lemongrad Union]

Oh noez wee r gunna gt coup!!!

As long as it's out, might I make it public that you were one of the organizers of this coup.

I'm not denying anything.

[Milograd]

Oh noez wee r gunna gt coup!!!

As long as it's out, might I make it public that you were one of the organizers of this coup.

Hah.

LU was part of the reason we were able to confirm it. He was never loyal to you.

[Consular]

It's not puking if it's inside.

This made me laugh in the middle a lecture... xD

[Valrifell]

It's not puking if it's inside.

This made me laugh in the middle a lecture... xD

Going on the internet during a lecture... tsk, tsk.

You should no better! No wonder why your grades are failing!

[Kyndercorp]

This made me laugh in the middle a lecture... xD

Going on the internet during a lecture... tsk, tsk.

You should no better! No wonder why your grades are failing!

...Know*

I am a grammar nazi, sorry. XD

[Lazarene Gazette]

UPDATE: PURGE CONTINUES, UNITED NATIONALS DEFECTS TO PRL

Mar 9 2014

Immigration Island, Lazarus -- A former enemy of the People's Republic of Lazarus and Knight of The Eternal Knights, United Nationals, has defected to the PRL after being purged from The Eternal Knights as a part of Nephmir's blind purges of the enormous spy ring in his region. Lazarus welcomes the former TEK soldier into its fun-loving community.

Naturally, we anticipate that he'll enjoy the glory of the People's Republic far more than Nephmir's disaster of a region.

7 minutes ago: United Nationals relocated from The Rejected Realms to Lazarus.
9 minutes ago: United Nationals was endorsed by The Wretched of the Earth of Frattastan II.
11 minutes ago: United Nationals relocated from The Eternal Knights to The Rejected Realms.
11 minutes ago: United Nationals was ejected and banned from The Eternal Knights by The Kingdom of Nephmir.

[Charax]

You should no better! No wonder why your grades are failing!

Maximum jimmy rustling.

Arch's comment also made me laugh, while everyone else was asleep.

[Valrifell]

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UPDATE: PURGE CONTINUES, UNITED NATIONALS DEFECTS TO PRL

Mar 9 2014

Immigration Island, Lazarus -- A former enemy of the People's Republic of Lazarus and Knight of The Eternal Knights, United Nationals, has defected to the PRL after being purged from The Eternal Knights as a part of Nephmir's blind purges of the enormous spy ring in his region. Lazarus welcomes the former TEK soldier into its fun-loving community.

Naturally, we anticipate that he'll enjoy the glory of the People's Republic far more than Nephmir's disaster of a region.

7 minutes ago: United Nationals relocated from The Rejected Realms to Lazarus.
9 minutes ago: United Nationals was endorsed by The Wretched of the Earth of Frattastan II.
11 minutes ago: United Nationals relocated from The Eternal Knights to The Rejected Realms.
11 minutes ago: United Nationals was ejected and banned from The Eternal Knights by The Kingdom of Nephmir.

Confirmed spy.
Your argument has been rendered invalid.
Next.

[Anumia]

Going on the internet during a lecture... tsk, tsk.

You should no better! No wonder why your grades are failing!

...Know*

I am a grammar nazi, sorry. XD

*Grammar Nazi.

If you're going to do it, do it correctly; that was a proper noun.

[Ikand]

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UPDATE: PURGE CONTINUES, UNITED NATIONALS DEFECTS TO PRL

Mar 9 2014

Immigration Island, Lazarus -- A former enemy of the People's Republic of Lazarus and Knight of The Eternal Knights, United Nationals, has defected to the PRL after being purged from The Eternal Knights as a part of Nephmir's blind purges of the enormous spy ring in his region. Lazarus welcomes the former TEK soldier into its fun-loving community.

Naturally, we anticipate that he'll enjoy the glory of the People's Republic far more than Nephmir's disaster of a region.

Confirmed spy.
Your argument has been rendered invalid.
Next.

Y'all are like GGR in regards to spies-to-real-citizen ratio.

[Funkadelia]

Y'all are like GGR in regards to spies-to-real-citizen ratio.

What's funny is that they're so insignificant that nobody really needs to have spies there, but it's just fun to.

[Charax]

Y'all are like GGR in regards to spies-to-real-citizen ratio.

What's funny is that they're so insignificant that nobody really needs to have spies there, but it's just fun to.

Just like GGR.

[Fortress Altum]

What's funny is that they're so insignificant that nobody really needs to have spies there, but it's just fun to.

Just like GGR.

I know the UDL sent in Cam to spy on GGR a while ago. Add all of those factors together and nothing came out of it.

[SkyDip]

Riotous.

[United Nationals]

Riotous.

hehehehehe

[McMasterdonia]

The Eternal Knights should team up with Natan Region. Similar level of competence.

[Consular]

The Eternal Knights should team up with Natan Region. Similar level of competence.

God no, we don't need them working together. They'd morph into one all consuming super region.

[The Sapientia]

Hey Nephmir,
Are you going to post something about how you purged TEK of spies that don't exist? Or is this something you want to keep to yourself so when you realize what bullshit you put a loyal aoldier through, you aren't embarrassed?

This keeps getting better and better.

But we all know the truth about the spy problem. I applaud the fact that Sapienta has moved on to bigger and better things,and that he refuses to be taken advantage of by Nephmir any longer. He is a player with potential and I think he'll fair better elsewhere.

I think he said it best on Spiritus' RMB:

I've decided to give him hell about it because I'm honestly loyal and do not appreciate being having a veiled pulled over my eyes, being forced to work blindly, then pissed on...

How kind of you.
I suggest joining my fanclub. Applications can be found at tacospin.com

[McMasterdonia]

The Eternal Knights should team up with Natan Region. Similar level of competence.

God no, we don't need them working together. They'd morph into one all consuming super region.

It would be priceless. Definitely worth it.