Breaking News: TEK Withdraws from Raider Unity!

[Charax]

> implying there are other spies
> implying Milo wasn't only in TEK for lulz
> implying you're important enough for actual Intel operations

This is the funniest thing I've seen happen in gp for a very long time. Thank you Lazarus.

There is a reason why you kind of people decide to rot away in a site made region...

One does not rot away in TWP. I did enough rotting when my main was in a UCR, and I'm much happier now.

Also: my kind of people?

[Crumlark]

On another, more serious note... TEK is a resilient creature, to say the least. To be as riddled with spies as the Gazette claims and 'incompetent leadership' as I have been told over telegram, it is still a surprisingly productive raiding region. If your club is termite-eaten and has a poor handle, but can still bash in heads, it is a damn good club. It deserves SOME level of respect.

You're doing a really bad job at winning me over.

Meh. You're hardly doing any better, and if I was half decent at arguing... if I was half decent at arguing I would be in General. What I'm trying to say is what you are presenting is hardly any better at swaying me.

[The Grim Reaper]

You're doing a really bad job at winning me over.

Meh. You're hardly doing any better, and if I was half decent at arguing... if I was half decent at arguing I would be in General. What I'm trying to say is what you are presenting is hardly any better at swaying me.

Because we don't care if you want to waste your time

The evidence to 'sway you' is right there in front of you. If you don't want to take it, no skin off our back. We're quite content writing news articles about it for everyone else.

[Controlled Interests]

> implying there are other spies
> implying Milo wasn't only in TEK for lulz
> implying you're important enough for actual Intel operations

This is the funniest thing I've seen happen in gp for a very long time. Thank you Lazarus.

There is a reason why you kind of people decide to rot away in a site made region...

Charax is in Wintreath.....

[Anumia]

*grabs popcorn* Anyway, just remember guys, smacktalk is one thing, but let's try to keep it vaguely civil?

You want us to remain civil while talking about smacking? It's the Neutral Thread all over again...

[Milograd]

Hey Nephmir,
Are you going to post something about how you purged TEK of spies that don't exist? Or is this something you want to keep to yourself so when you realize what bullshit you put a loyal aoldier through, you aren't embarrassed?

This keeps getting better and better.

But we all know the truth about the spy problem.

[Charax]

There is a reason why you kind of people decide to rot away in a site made region...

Charax is in Wintreath.....

My main is in The West Pacific though. Being the esteemed Gameplayer he is, he knew of my cosmopolitan side and chose not to acknowledge it.

I'm pretty sure that's it.

[Carta]

Hey Nephmir,
Are you going to post something about how you purged TEK of spies that don't exist? Or is this something you want to keep to yourself so when you realize what bullshit you put a loyal aoldier through, you aren't embarrassed?

This keeps getting better and better.

But we all know the truth about the spy problem. I applaud the fact that Sapienta has moved on to bigger and better things,and that he refuses to be taken advantage of by Nephmir any longer. He is a player with potential and I think he'll fair better elsewhere.

I think he said it best on Spiritus' RMB:

I've decided to give him hell about it because I'm honestly loyal and do not appreciate being having a veiled pulled over my eyes, being forced to work blindly, then pissed on...

[Crumlark]

Meh. You're hardly doing any better, and if I was half decent at arguing... if I was half decent at arguing I would be in General. What I'm trying to say is what you are presenting is hardly any better at swaying me.

Because we don't care if you want to waste your time

The evidence to 'sway you' is right there in front of you. If you don't want to take it, no skin off our back. We're quite content writing news articles about it for everyone else.

What wouldn't be a waste of time in GP, then?
I find this time fairly spent, with the entertainment value of having more 'La Politica' to watch as well as a raised stakes version of "The Mafia Game" I can be playing indefinitely. My favorite Drama programme and video game in one, convenient package.

[United Nationals]

oh lazarus. you act like this is an uncommon occurrence around here. when in reality it happens everyday. your region is gonna get taken over someday. maybe not by us but when that happens ill be there laughing as you all freak out. in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

[Funkadelia]

oh lazarus. you act like this is an uncommon occurrence around here. when in reality it happens everyday. your region is gonna get taken over someday. maybe not by us but when that happens ill be there laughing as you all freak out. in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

[New Libertarian States]

oh lazarus. you act like this is an uncommon occurrence around here. when in reality it happens everyday. your region is gonna get taken over someday. maybe not by us but when that happens ill be there laughing as you all freak out. in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

'What is this I don't even
I don't know how to lime you.
Also, you can curse on NS, this isn't Club Penguin.

[Anumia]

I recommend avoiding aggressive language like that, United Nationals, regardless of your outrage.

Besides, it is far better to express such in clever, fierce language, rather than that.

[Carta]

oh lazarus. you act like this is an uncommon occurrence around here. when in reality it happens everyday. your region is gonna get taken over someday. maybe not by us but when that happens ill be there laughing as you all freak out. in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

What are you even trying to say?

If this is the way Eternal Knights think, I daresay the world has even less to fear than we previously expected. Especially considering that you're a self-admitted spy.

[Dalimbar]

oh lazarus. you act like this is an uncommon occurrence around here. when in reality it happens everyday. your region is gonna get taken over someday. maybe not by us but when that happens ill be there laughing as you all freak out. in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

Frankly, your region is a joke. What I strongly suggest is that you and yours grow up, lick your wounds, and then think about how to make yourselves a bit more respectable in Gameplay. That *might* help your cause. Maybe.

[Valrifell]

oh lazarus. you act like this is an uncommon occurrence around here. when in reality it happens everyday. your region is gonna get taken over someday. maybe not by us but when that happens ill be there laughing as you all freak out. in the mean time what id lime to know is....how many ***** are shoved in your b********. egotistical arrogant fools.

Frankly, your region is a joke. What I strongly suggest is that you and yours grow up, lick your wounds, and then think about how to make yourselves a bit more respectable in Gameplay. That *might* help your cause. Maybe.

Thank you for your suggestion

*puts folded paper in suggestion box*

[Tyler Kazakov IV]

Welp, I'll help take over post-Milo Land.

Count me in for any raids or anything.

Death to Laz!!!

[Anumia]

Frankly, your region is a joke. What I strongly suggest is that you and yours grow up, lick your wounds, and then think about how to make yourselves a bit more respectable in Gameplay. That *might* help your cause. Maybe.

Thank you for your suggestion

*puts folded paper in suggestion box*

Much better. Up with snark!

[Festavo]

This is the most disgusting and inaccurate thing I have ever seen. This tops your nightly MSNBC talk show! I am puking inside

[Dalimbar]

Thank you for your suggestion

*puts folded paper in suggestion box*

Much better. Up with snark!

Now they're getting it!

[New Libertarian States]

This is the most disgusting and inaccurate thing I have ever seen. This tops your nightly MSNBC talk show! I am puking inside

Mission accomplished everyone

[Funkadelia]

I am puking inside

That's a serious medical problem.

[Milograd]

It's not puking if it's inside.

[Valrifell]

I am puking inside

That's a serious medical problem.

We've been telling him to get that checked out

[Lemongrad Union]

This is hilarious and pathetic.