The Lazarene Gazette - First Broadsheet!

by **Cormacville** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:04 am

The Lazarene Gazette wrote:and "Cormac's Bearhug" for removing subversive elements who would seek to interfere with the operation.

I love this, and I'm going to use it in the future.

by **The Peoples Republic of Lazarus** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:23 pm

by **Venico** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:25 pm

Last.fm · by **Bodobol** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:30 pm

When I read that topic I skipped over the part about his resignation. Whoops. >_>

by **Kazmr** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:01 pm

A true Lazarene Patriot and hero of defenders has departed. DYP truly deserves his place in the Garden of the People's Vanguards.

14:55 <Kazmr> May he now have more time to drink in peace

by **RiderSyl** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:28 pm

Aww. Bye "Drop Your Pants". o7

by **Via Vulpes** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:40 pm

Kazmr wrote:A true Lazarene Patriot and hero of defenders has departed. DYP truly deserves his place in the Garden of the People's Vanguards.

14:55 <Kazmr> May he now have more time to sheep in peace

fix'd.

by **The Peoples Republic of Lazarus** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:09 pm

And check out that formatting, which I just updated.

o/ DYP

o/ Adobe Indesign

by **Eist** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:19 pm

Beautiful! I can't believe the dictionary hasn't been rewritten already.

by **Milograd** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:24 pm

Eist wrote:Beautiful! I can't believe the dictionary hasn't been rewritten already.

Funny you should mention it...

by **Eist** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:50 pm

Milograd wrote:
Eist wrote:Beautiful! I can't believe the dictionary hasn't been rewritten already.

Funny you should mention it...

Whoops. I was responding to the last post that is now almost 2 weeks old :blush:

DYP is literally my NS God.

by **Via Vulpes** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:00 pm

Eist wrote:
Milograd wrote:Funny you should mention it...

Whoops. I was responding to the last post that is now almost 2 weeks old

DYP is literally my NS God.

Whoa there Eist, calm down.

by **Ambroscus Koth** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:18 pm

Via Vulpes wrote:
Eist wrote:
Whoops. I was responding to the last post that is now almost 2 weeks old

DYP is literally my NS God.

Whoa there Eist, calm down.

Eist is secretly Welsh

by **Benevolent Thomas** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:22 pm

If Eist is my NS god then what does that make DYP?

by **Ambroscus Koth** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:24 pm

Benevolent Thomas wrote:If Eist is my NS god then what does that make DYP?

Irish.

by **Via Vulpes** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:31 pm

Ambroscus Koth wrote:
Benevolent Thomas wrote:If Eist is my NS god then what does that make DYP?

Irish.

Possibly, actually a sheep.

by **Tyler Kazakov IV** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:15 am

Via Vulpes wrote:
Ambroscus Koth wrote:
Irish.

Possibly, actually a sheep.

I thought I was the sheep Dad.

by **Via Vulpes** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:25 pm

Tyler Kazakov IV wrote:
Via Vulpes wrote:
Possibly, actually a sheep.

I thought I was the sheep Dad.

Dude, knock that crap off.

by **The Lazarene Gazette** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:12 pm

Breaking: People's Hero Steps Down!
Milograd Announces Impending Resignation from Chairmanship

The proletariat of the world wept both forlorn and joyous tears today as Milograd announced that he will soon be stepping down from the Delegacy and Chairmanship of the People's Republic of Lazarus. This comes on the heels of the retirement of longtime Lazarene General, and another hero of the revolution, Drop Your Pants, though unlike the fluffy sheep Milograd intends to remain active in the region.

Milograd's nearly four month reign as Chairman, which has seen an unprecedented level of prosperity for a region long plagued by poverty and backwardsness, felt as if it would last forever, but earlier today he stunned the world when he announced that in the coming weeks he would be stepping down from the role.

From iron production, to birth rate, to a newfound role as a major military force, Milograd has propelled Lazarus to heights unimaginable. Though the contributions of the regions many active citizens, from the refugees of Khora to pre-revolutionary citizens, have been the frame of the mighty ship that is our region, Milograd has valiantly served as the propeller. Reports from across the region indicate that a spontaneous celebration of Milograd's career, and simultaneous somber reflection that he must depart, has broken out. "I have a calculus assignment due in two hours, but this is more important," quoted one Lazarene Gazette reporter and governor who shall remain unnamed.

Rather than directly exercise his constitutional right to appoint his successor, Milograd has elected to carry out a closed election between three long-serving patriots of the region. Stujenske, who served in the days of the old regime and who has been a longtime congressman, Kazmr, the Governor of Information and along with Stu one of the last serving members of the old government, and Hobbes, First Tiger and recently appointed General of the LLA, will face a unique election. In contrast to most other GCRs, Milograd has opted to disallow any sort of open campaigning or platforms, stating that: "In my time on NS, I have only seen campaigns as a contest to see who writes the best essays and makes the best false promises in sugary coatings of verbose language, rather than as a way to gauge merit and honesty." He made it clear that all three candidates are well known in the region and that citizens should make their decisions based on what they have seen from them rather than from any heat-of-the-moment campaign promises.

Milograd has indicated that he will continue to hold the position of Chairman until a successor is elected, but in order to help get his future role in the Lazarene Liberation Army off the ground, he has chosen to appoint Stujenski as temporary regent until that time to hold the delegacy. That change will go into effect later tonight.

We leave this report with a short selection of Milograd's first speech upon entering office, and must remark on how true they have become:

"I expect that this will be an interesting time for us to say the least, and, if you and I make it so, this can be an exceptionally successful era for Lazarus."

by **SkyDip** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:19 pm

DYP makes a grand return to public life tomorrow morning. COINCIDENCE?! YOU DECIDE!

by **Consular** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:27 am

Four months? I would have sworn all this took place only the other week. Tempus fugit.

by **Cerian Quilor** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:17 am

Picking the candidates, and forbidding campaigning. I love the smell of Lazarene democracy in the morning. Smells like...Fakon.

by **Charax** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:21 pm

Milo nooo

best of luck to the other candidates to succeed him.

by **Drop Your Pants** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:51 pm

Cerian Quilor wrote:Picking the candidates, and forbidding campaigning. I love the smell of Lazarene democracy in the morning. Smells like...Fakon.

No complaints from Lazarus members though. Just you so far

by **Hobbesistan** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:06 pm

Cerian Quilor wrote:Picking the candidates, and forbidding campaigning. I love the smell of Lazarene democracy in the morning. Smells like...Fakon.

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