To all Black Riders

[Northern Charlzilla]

Friends, it is never too late to quit and become a proper member of society. Do not be afraid to step out of the darkness. Join The Black Riders Rehabilitation Centre today.

While our main duty is to assist former Black Riders who are looking to assimilate back into civil society, away from the dark world of raiding, anyone who is in a similar plight is most definitely welcome to join us, though precedence will be given to members from the Black Riders.

Note: We have no wish to destroy The Black Riders or any affiliated organisations. All we want is to help raiders from the aforementioned organisations who feel that it is time to step out of the darkness and seek help for themselves.

We offer:

1-to-1 Therapy & Counselling
Group Therapy Programme (5-8 Black Riders)
Intensive Emergency Programme
Feeder Regions Assimilation Programme
'Make-a-friend with a former Black Rider' Initiative
Matchmaking Services
Skills & Redevelopment Programme
Critically Acclaimed Insulting Halcones Initiative
*The Mentoring Buddy Programme

Remember, never be afraid.

*For successfully rehabilitated Black Riders looking to help newcomers.

The Black Riders Rehabilitation Programme. Step up, step out.

[Tano]

Would be funnier if the OP didn't suck.

4/10

[Anarchy Wolf]

Players for the Ethical Treatment of Invaders (PETI) frowns upon the idea that Invaders are not "proper member of society" and will throw non-toxic, biodegradable animal blood upon those who suggest otherwise.

[Rador]

That is all.

[Point Breeze]

This is rich. Can I pledge a monthly donation and get a free t-shirt and tote bag?

Because I totally would.

[WraithFIN]

Explain me this...

[New Bradfordsburg]

Can we set up Black Riders interventions too?!

[Charax]

Gameplay was good at one point. When did this stupid joke thread thing become normal?

[Consular]

Gameplay was good at one point.

Really? I find that rather hard to believe.

[Northern Charlzilla]

To nations who are not Black Riders but know of any individual who is in need of help, please kindly refer him/her to the Centre. Thank you.

[Joe Washington]

*Snork*

This is basically the best thing ever.

[Nortrom]

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Brilliant! I'll help with the 1-on-1 programme

[England and Australia]

This is rich. Can I pledge a monthly donation and get a free t-shirt and tote bag?

Because I totally would.

Yeah i want a free t-shirt

[Universal Socialism]

Good to see "The Black Riders" are finally going to be deconstructed.

[Charax]

Gameplay was good at one point.

Really? I find that rather hard to believe.

Well, I mean, I know I said good… I guess I just mean more entertaining than this. There seems to be a load of junk threads on GP lately, started by people with no idea about GP and kept on the front page by brand new nations (for which I'm issuing a blanket accusation of "puppetwankery"). It sucks.

[Alyekra]

Do you have some sort of 12-step program?

[Rador]

We offer:

1-to-1 Therapy & Counselling
Group Therapy Programme (5-8 Black Riders)
Intensive Emergency Programme
Feeder Regions Assimilation Programme
'Make-a-friend with a former Black Rider' Initiative
Matchmaking Services
Skills & Redevelopment Programme
Critically Acclaimed Insulting Halcones Initiative
*The Mentoring Buddy Programme

Is this a dating site for Raiders now?

[Merconitonitopia]

Hahahaha, oh Charlzilla.

[General Halcones]

This is absolutely hilarious. Thanks.

[Eist]

This is absolutely hilarious. Thanks.

The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem

"We admitted we were powerless over alcohol raiding—that our lives had become unmanageable."

[Ambroscus Koth]

Good to see "The Black Riders" are finally going to be deconstructed.

Not even in your wildest wet dream, bud.

[Atletius]

[Gujiristan]

Inb4 Rehab Centre gets raided by Black Riders

[Jerusalemian]

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