Aezer, Nev Marry in Royal Bash

[Neo Kervoskia]

Aezer, Nev Marry in Royal Bash

Nev (left) and Aezer (right) share a kiss as Gates (center) looks on

17 July, 2013

St. Max's Cathedral, Gatesville Inc. It was standing room only in St. Max's Cathedral at the royal wedding of Queen Nevadar of Gatesville and Aezer of the Aezean Combine.

There was some shock at the announcement due to the groom's bad-boy reputation and frequent run-ins with the cops, but it was love at first sight with Nevadar and Aezer, or Nazer as they prefer. The bride and groom wrote their own vows and by the end there wasn't a dry eye in the room.

"You've couped my heart, Nev, and now it's yours. When I look at you, I can't help but think how fortunate I am to have a gal like you."

"Aezer, you destroy my senses and I feel dizzy just standing next to you. I look forward to a thousand mornings where I turn around and you see by my side."

Douria, a close friend of the bride's, officiated.

"If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your -"

There were mumors in the Western end of the chapel, but they were soon hushed by the hundreds of joyous onlookers.

"....Peace. By the power vested in me by Gates the God, I now pronounce you man and wife."

The happy couple shared a kiss and then bid family and friends adieu as they left for their honeymoon.

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Written by New Kervoskia
The Trans-Pacific Times - All the scandal that's fit to print
Note this is a tabloid publication

[Tano]

Twas a beautiful wedding indeed.

[Alistair Ghent]

Oh, you guys.

[Todd McCloud]

Why was this moved to II?

[Nevadar]

I actually find this post offensive and completely inappropriate. Not because of Aeazer, but because I think polygamy is vile.

Thanks for taking the time to at least research the character. Not.

[Corporation de Apple]

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Written by New Kervoskia
The Trans-Pacific Times - All the scandal that's fit to print
Note this is a tabloid publication

Goes with the territory, Nev. It's a tabloid.

[NS Forum Lurker]

man, I wish I'd thought of this. I've started a good amount of newspapers, but never thought to hit up the tabloid approach. 'Nazer' put a smile on my face, lol.

[Kazaman]

*raises an eyebrow*

[Southern Piratez]

I actually find this post offensive and completely inappropriate. Not because of Aeazer, but because I think polygamy is vile.

Thanks for taking the time to at least research the character. Not.

lmao

[Biyah]

<snip>

Rock on - you've insulted a lot of us, and trying to destroy our community is offensive in the extreme. But it's okay, you get used to it eventually.

Of course, I can't think of either of you as evil after this. I'll mourn GV's stillborn evil reputation.

~B

[Eviscerator X]

My girl didn't catch the bouquet.

So I am happy.

This is my happy face.

[Nevadar]

Oh what the hell, let's roll with it. At least I got to wear a pretty dress. And drink. A lot, I assume. NK, you didn't mention any alcohol. You just married me off--don't I at least get to party a little bit? Pwetty pwetty pwease?

[Ostroeuropa]

Oh what the hell, let's roll with it.

And I was never even invited.
Why do you people never invite me to weddings anymore?
I swear, you use them to stage a coup ONE TIME and people won't shut up about it.
Congratulations anyway.

[Asuka Langley Soryu]

<snip>

Rock on - you've insulted a lot of us, and trying to destroy our community is offensive in the extreme. But it's okay, you get used to it eventually.

Of course, I can't think of either of you as evil after this. I'll mourn GV's stillborn evil reputation.

~Baby

yeah we insulted you....riiiiiight.
mabey look in the mirror for once biyah

[Corporation de Apple]

Rock on - you've insulted a lot of us, and trying to destroy our community is offensive in the extreme. But it's okay, you get used to it eventually.

Of course, I can't think of either of you as evil after this. I'll mourn GV's stillborn evil reputation.

~Baby

yeah we insulted you....riiiiiight.
mabey look in the mirror for once biyah

Please, for the love of god, get a browser with spellcheck.

But that is beside the point. You did and HAVE continued to insult us, by calling us unsuccessful and too emotional. You've insulted us by claiming that you represent Osiris, and you've insulted us by trying to justify your unlawful occupation of Osiris.

[TAO the Wanderer]

Gates looks shorter in the picture than I imagined. And younger.

*hands Nev a set of monogrammed bath towels* Congratulations, dear. You look amazing!

[Asuka Langley Soryu]

yeah we insulted you....riiiiiight.
mabey look in the mirror for once biyah

Please, for the love of god, get a browser with spellcheck.

But that is beside the point. You did and HAVE continued to insult us, by calling us unsuccessful and too emotional. You've insulted us by claiming that you represent Osiris, and you've insulted us by trying to justify your unlawful occupation of Osiris.

but you are unsuccesful, as you aren't even close to regaining power. we control osiris, and that means we represent it, a few people of the old goverment that sit on their own off-site forum can shout all they want, as long as they have no power in the region they don't represent anything.
unlawfull? who's law? yours? pfff hahahaha yeah that will work.

[TAO the Wanderer]

One way that you might consider to keep the non-GV Osiris forum available is to encourage all your allies to post a link for it in their region's WFE. It isn't a "fix" but it is a remedy.

[The North Polish Union]

Since Aezer's been DEATed is Nev a widow now?

Such an unfortunately short-lived marriage. What a tragedy.