Harmonious Truths: Glorious Tales from the TSP Revolution

[Mallorea and Riva]

Do you even know anything about TSP's history?

Who cares? This shit is hilarious.

[Ofly]

Do you even know anything about TSP's history?

Obviously not, because the Oligarchs have rewritten it to suit their needs and therefore nobody knows the truth thanks to their revisionism. Your deceitful and unanswerable rhetorical questions are fooling no one.

The people of The South Pacific will achieve harmony by cutting through the revisionist lies! This cannot be stopped!

[Hileville]

I will make sure to tell B&N to leave you into region so I can eject you myself.

What is sad is I am actually beginning to think you believe what you are saying. Shame your leader doesn't.

[The Minnows (Ancient)]

Great Comrade Milograd shall safeguard the Revolution, and the people shall reign triumphant for ten thousand updates. Your feeble threats fall flat even as they force their way between your pointed oligarchic teeth; you shall never eject Comrade Ofly, for your master B+N shall never seize again the means of production from the working class.

The Revolution is Eternal. The Revolution rises.

[Hileville]

I didn't know B&N was my master. I will have to remember that one.

[The Minnows (Ancient)]

As well you should; those who slavishly support the ways of the old without any thought for the future have chosen their own fates. They shall lick the boot heels of their oligarchic masters for all time, even the oligarchy's most stalwart members shall spend their time tasting the bitter shoe leather of abasement as they grovel before their overlords.

Only one oligarch may in the end be Delegate, and all else will kowtow and scrape before him. Great Comrade Milograd is fair and just, and holds his position only as a representative of the people. She is first amongst equals, the vanguard of the Revolution.

Praise her revolutionary fervor!

[Hileville]

Milo is not a she.

[The Ghost Of Kim Jong-il]

Do you even know anything about TSP's history?

It is obvious to all that you are on the wrong side of history. The world has changed, and your eyes are too clouded to even see it.

[Hileville]

I have asked to be enlightened by Milo and he refuses.

[Ofly]

I have asked to be enlightened by Milo and he refuses.

What more could you ask for? Milograd writes a Glorious Manifesto, and yet you claim he refuses to enlighten you.

[Ofly]

Milo is not a she.

Milo referred to as "she" as a great vessel, such as the heroic Potemkin, is also referred to as "she." The Chairman is not a man but rather Milograd is the embodiment of an ideal, and thus our great leader is "she" in the eye's of the great people and proletariat of the South Pacific. Milograd embodies the Motherland!

[B Wolf]

I'm currently endorsing him because I appreciate a bold, handsome man in uniform that treats me how I want.

Ain't nothing like the man that you knew from the corner
See him come up, and fuck up the owner
It's about his persona
Ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna

[Gavin Novawk]

I'm currently endorsing him because I appreciate a bold, handsome man in uniform that treats me how I want.

Ain't nothing like the man that you knew from the corner
See him come up, and fuck up the owner
It's about his persona
Ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna

[The Minnows (Ancient)]

Milo is not a she.

Great Comrade Milograd is me. Great Comrade Milograd is you. Milograd is my father, my brother, my sister, my friend. Milograd transcends mere gender pronouns on the course of her march forward; he is the will of the people made flesh.

[The North Polish Union]

Milo is not a she.

Great Comrade Milograd is me. Great Comrade Milograd is you. Milograd is my father, my brother, my sister, my friend.

Milograd is God?

Milograd transcends mere gender pronouns on the course of her march forward; he is the will of the people made flesh.

So now Milograd is godlike, gender-neutral, a man, and a woman?

[Fieldencampment]

Revolutionary security is the first and most important goal of the working class. It's therefore justified to remove subversive elements.

[Cinistra]

Not a resident of TSP, but I applaud Milograd's efforts to halt the counter revolutionary forces to regain power.

[Sheepatropolis]

Not a resident of TSP

Yeah, there seem to be lot of those around lately. Many who keep telling us how oppressed we all were until Milograd, our brave liberator came along.

Except of course. if you look at the RMB as far back as you'd like before Milograd went rogue, you'd see nobody was claiming to be oppressed.

The only oppressors are the new crowd claiming to be the liberators. Quite convincing to nations who are clueless to actual events, but rhetoric and dogma will only get Milograd so far. Eventually he has to either live up to his lofty claims, or form his own government. Which would just make him a hyporcite

I'm watching with a great deal of interest how he pulls the rabbit out of this hat.

[Ofly]

Rejoice! The wonders of statistics have proven irrefutably that the Oligarchs indeed oppress the masses with their unjustly stolen influence!

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I conducted a 1-Sample Harmonious Patriotism Test

Let Accused=The true mean Harmonious Patriotism of the oligarchs Oligarchs
Harmonious Patriotism=Influence, where true Harmonious Patriotism is a minnow

H-null: Accused group is composed of loyal patriots to people of The South Pacific
H-alternate: H-null is not true
significance=.01
z=(sample Harmonious Patriotism)-(population Harmonious Patriotism)/(population standard deviation of Harmonious Patriotism)

Checks: Because the sample of oligarchs (B&N, Fudgetopia, Hileville, Southern Bellz) represent the entire population of their kind, and because the population of The South Pacific is relatively normal with regards to Harmonious Patriotism, it is safe to proceed.

Calculations: z=((560.25)-(8))/(10)=55.23

P-Value: p(z>55.23)=0

Conclusion: Because my p-value (0) < significange (.01), I will reject my null hypothesis. Therefore, there is evidence to conclude that the oligarchs are not Harmonious Patriots, and thus it can be inferred that they oppressed the common man of The South Pacific!

[The North Polish Union]

(Image)

Rejoice! The wonders of statistics have proven irrefutably that the Oligarchs indeed oppress the masses with their unjustly stolen influence!

---

I conducted a 1-Sample Harmonious Patriotism Test

Let Accused=The true mean Harmonious Patriotism of the oligarchs Oligarchs
Harmonious Patriotism=Influence, where true Harmonious Patriotism is a minnow

H-null: Accused group is composed of loyal patriots to people of The South Pacific
H-alternate: H-null is not true
significance=.01
z=(sample Harmonious Patriotism)-(population Harmonious Patriotism)/(population standard deviation of Harmonious Patriotism)

Checks: Because the sample of oligarchs (B&N, Fudgetopia, Hileville, Southern Bellz) represent the entire population of their kind, and because the population of The South Pacific is relatively normal with regards to Harmonious Patriotism, it is safe to proceed.

Calculations: z=((560.25)-(8))/(10)=55.23

P-Value: p(z>55.23)=0

Conclusion: Because my p-value (0) < significange (.01), I will reject my null hypothesis. Therefore, there is evidence to conclude that the oligarchs are not Harmonious Patriots, and thus it can be inferred that they oppressed the common man of The South Pacific!

No that does not make sense.

[Sheepatropolis]

(Image)

Rejoice! The wonders of statistics have proven irrefutably that the Oligarchs indeed oppress the masses with their unjustly stolen influence!

---

I conducted a 1-Sample Harmonious Patriotism Test

Let Accused=The true mean Harmonious Patriotism of the oligarchs Oligarchs
Harmonious Patriotism=Influence, where true Harmonious Patriotism is a minnow

H-null: Accused group is composed of loyal patriots to people of The South Pacific
H-alternate: H-null is not true
significance=.01
z=(sample Harmonious Patriotism)-(population Harmonious Patriotism)/(population standard deviation of Harmonious Patriotism)

Checks: Because the sample of oligarchs (B&N, Fudgetopia, Hileville, Southern Bellz) represent the entire population of their kind, and because the population of The South Pacific is relatively normal with regards to Harmonious Patriotism, it is safe to proceed.

Calculations: z=((560.25)-(8))/(10)=55.23

P-Value: p(z>55.23)=0

Conclusion: Because my p-value (0) < significange (.01), I will reject my null hypothesis. Therefore, there is evidence to conclude that the oligarchs are not Harmonious Patriots, and thus it can be inferred that they oppressed the common man of The South Pacific!

No that does not make sense.

No less than the majority of what's been said, then.

[South Pacific Belschaft]

Do you even know anything about TSP's history?

Obviously not, because the Oligarchs have rewritten it to suit their needs and therefore nobody knows the truth thanks to their revisionism. Your deceitful and unanswerable rhetorical questions are fooling no one.

The people of The South Pacific will achieve harmony by cutting through the revisionist lies! This cannot be stopped!

Did that history fabrication I apparently did include pretending to run two of Milograd's four Delegacy campaigns? Or did I really do that? What about the time when I nominated him as my Vice-Delegate? Was that real? How about the time he was a made forum admin? Or the three subsequent times he was elected as a Vice Delegate? The multiple times he held cabinet office?

[All Hail Milograd]

Obviously not, because the Oligarchs have rewritten it to suit their needs and therefore nobody knows the truth thanks to their revisionism. Your deceitful and unanswerable rhetorical questions are fooling no one.

The people of The South Pacific will achieve harmony by cutting through the revisionist lies! This cannot be stopped!

Did that history fabrication I apparently did include pretending to run two of Milograd's four Delegacy campaigns? Or did I really do that? What about the time when I nominated him as my Vice-Delegate? Was that real? How about the time he was a made forum admin? Or the three subsequent times he was elected as a Vice Delegate? The multiple times he held cabinet office?

Yes.

[South Pacific Belschaft]

Did that history fabrication I apparently did include pretending to run two of Milograd's four Delegacy campaigns? Or did I really do that? What about the time when I nominated him as my Vice-Delegate? Was that real? How about the time he was a made forum admin? Or the three subsequent times he was elected as a Vice Delegate? The multiple times he held cabinet office?

Yes.

So, none of that happened yet we elected him as Delegate?

[Ofly]

He. She. Both are irrelevant when discussing the Glorious Vanguard of the People: Milograd.

Milograd is first among equals. Milograd is an ideal. Milograd transcends the narrow definition of humanity that the Oligarchs once imposed.

To some, Milograd is a man. Milograd is strong. He protects the Proletariat as a farmer protects his family from the wolves in a cold winter's night. He embodies all physical definitions of masculinity, and the pile of letters of admiration from the ladies of The South Pacific, young and old, creates a new mountain to put on the map of the region.

At the same time, Milograd is a woman. She is a vessel for our Revolutionary spirit. She is mighty, like the great Battleship Potemkin at sea. She is a kind and loving mother to us all.

Because Milograd breaks such artificial boundaries, Milograd is truly all of humankind.

Milograd. One of us. All of us.