The United Defenders League

[Zeorus]

an anti-cuddling cabal

NPO?

Considering our respective regions of origin (though Tim and I are rather cosmopolitan) it would most likely be a tripartite alliance of Equilism, Spiritus and Slavia.

[Tim-Opolis]

NPO?

Considering our respective regions of origin (though Tim and I are rather cosmopolitan) it would most likely be a tripartite alliance of Equilism, Spiritus and Slavia.

I'll write up the treaty.

[Unibot III]

NPO?

Considering our respective regions of origin (though Tim and I are rather cosmopolitan) it would most likely be a tripartite alliance of Equilism, Spiritus and Slavia.

I said that because NPO has Anti-hugging laws.

[Klaus Devestatorie]

*cuddles* Thank you.

I threw up a little.

It's okay. They deserve each other ^_^

[Ambroscus Koth]

*cuddles*

*cuddles* Thank you.

There's something you don't see every day

[General Halcones]

I never knew this could cause such a violent reaction.

[Afforess]

I never knew this could cause such a violent reaction.

Clearly you should do it more often. Forget raiding, cuddling Unibot draws more ire.

[DWAsnia]

I never knew this could cause such a violent reaction.

Clearly you should do it more often. Forget raiding, cuddling Unibot draws more ire.

Oh the horror! A cute cuddly raider general! I thought they were just ebil megalords of death!

[the Imperial Crown]

Clearly you should do it more often. Forget raiding, cuddling Unibot draws more ire.

Oh the horror! A cute cuddly raider general! I thought they were just ebil megalords of death!

Shocking isn't it?

Too much fluffiness, and love. Must do something to numb the sweetness...

[Dalimbar]

Halc and Unibot embracing in public? I believe the game has ended. There is nothing anymore this game can do to surprise people, after that.

[General Halcones]

What a happy ending then.

[Cormac A Stark]

What a happy ending then.

Let's not even discuss happy endings in this context please, I've just had lunch.

[Solm]

Halc and Unibot embracing in public? I believe the game has ended. There is nothing anymore this game can do to surprise people, after that.

You mean people don't have to bitterly, personally hate their in-game enemies!? The horror!

[The United Defenders League]

AN ADDRESS FROM THE CHIEF OF FEEDER AND SINKER AFFAIRS ON LAZARUS

It's not every day that The United Defenders League gets to welcome a major region into defenderdom; in fact, it’s been over five years since the last Game-Created Region called itself a “defender” region which means today is a very extraordinary occasion indeed.

Lazarus, the Mother Sinker, has announced that is now a defender region. The goal of protecting native communities and regional sovereignty in NationStates is a very worthy endeavor and we’re excited to work with Lazarus on the field.

Personally, as both a member of Lazarus and The United Defenders League, this announcement was very special to me. I can’t wait to see Lazarus out there, helping out natives and fighting for the cause. Many of the League’s members felt the same way, so I thought I would share some messages to Lazarus from our enthusiastic members:

“Welcome to Defenderdom, Lazarus! It’s going to be a fun time and I can't wait to share it with you!” – Mahaj, Chief of the Band.

“Lazzy, oh Lazzy. I am proud to have Lazarus as an ally in defending, and I know that it'll be incredibly fun defending alongside such a great group of people. Welcome to defender---and huggle---dom! Huggles are better, prepare for huggles, Lazarus!” – Solm, Chief Lieutenant.

“Happy Defending, Lazarus! Much spotting ahead... bring some caffeine! Can't wait to defend with you on the field.” – Unibot, Guardian.

“We have a proverb in Dutch 'Drinking yourself Lazarus' which means getting filthy drunk. Well, when I heard Lazarus went defender, I drank a malt-whiskey and smoked a cuban cigar. Cya at update Lazarus!” – Ravania, Captain.

“HIHI HARMIE” – Eluvatar, Lieutenant.

“Seeing Lazarus come into the realm of defending is a welcome sight to the Foreign Affairs Department and to all of Defenderdom. I hope to see more join Lazarus in the cause and help us in freeing all those who are oppressed.” – Cameron M. Romefeller, Vice Chief of Foreign Affairs.

“Welcome to the world wide fun of Defenderdom! Wow, much update. Such troops.” – Horse, Senior Merryman.

"Defender organizations have a long history of disagreements and petty squabbles, but as more and more new groups arise that are dedicated to protecting the rights of natives, the ranks seem to be drawing only closer together. I hope that this pattern will continue as you take your bold first steps in the great journey of moral integrity and achievement." – Alyekra, Senior Merryman.

“It's nice to have such a large and respected region onboard to help advance the cause of justice." – Ainin, Merryman.

“Welcome Lazarus! This is a great decision and I am looking forward to having the chance to work with such a prosperous and honoured region! I wish you all the best in defending and I'm sure we can get some truly remarkable work done together.” – Beta Test, Merryman.

“I think it's really cool that you're becoming defenders, Lazarus. You will be a wonderful addition to the fight against raiders.” – Bodobol, Merryman.

“Defending isn’t easy. Anyone can raid. Anyone can take control of a region and grief the natives from behind the safety of the raider’s monitor. It takes balls to want to protect and liberate people you don’t even know. Lazarus’ decision to become a Defender region tells me that the inhabitants are a cut above the average region. Welcome, Lazarus, to your new role. I wish you all the best as you restructure your region. I thank you for taking a stand.” – Swith Witherward, Merryman.

“Welcome to defending, Lazarus. May we all enjoy great justice, epic defences and tasty cookies!” – StellarGate, Merrywoman.

"I congratulate Lazarus on making the serious decision to break from the independence status quo of GCR military politics. It's a momentous decision that could permanently impact GCR involvement in the R/D game. I hope they're successful in their endeavors, and I look forward to perhaps seeing them over on the UDL IRC channel." - Glen-Rhodes, Merryman.

"I am glad to see such a large force joining the defending community and making defenders as a whole a much more powerful force." - Wagafraga, Merryman.

“I'm so glad they've become a defender region -- they will help others out, a lot.” – Lonbonia, Merryman.

“Great to have Lazarus on board! It'll be my honor to work alongside such a revered group of people united in the cause of defense against raiders.” – Virana, Merryman.

“Lazarus: welcome to the realm of the defenders. It is a great day when another region joins us in our valuable struggle against the forces that seek to trample upon regions, and bring them to their own dirty needs. Our future looks so much more brighter with you here. Welcome, sisters!” – Unicario, Merrywoman.

Indeed, we wish the Mother Sinker well. Good luck and may [violet] be with you!

Yours Sincerely,
Feux,
Chief of Feeder and Sinker Affairs.

[Alyekra]

Hail the mother sinker! And welcome to the journey.

[New Libertarian States]

Wow
Much Update
Such Words

In all honesty, welcome Lazarus!

[Beta Test]

This is a great day for both the defending community and the nations of Lazarus.

[Tano]

Huh...cool...

[StellarGate]

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AN ADDRESS FROM THE CHIEF OF FEEDER AND SINKER AFFAIRS ON LAZARUS

It's not every day that The United Defenders League gets to welcome a major region into defenderdom; in fact, it’s been over five years since the last Game-Created Region called itself a “defender” region which means today is a very extraordinary occasion indeed.

Lazarus, the Mother Sinker, has announced that is now a defender region. The goal of protecting native communities and regional sovereignty in NationStates is a very worthy endeavor and we’re excited to work with Lazarus on the field.

Personally, as both a member of Lazarus and The United Defenders League, this announcement was very special to me. I can’t wait to see Lazarus out there, helping out natives and fighting for the cause. Many of the League’s members felt the same way, so I thought I would share some messages to Lazarus from our enthusiastic members:

“Welcome to Defenderdom, Lazarus! It’s going to be a fun time and I can't wait to share it with you!” – Mahaj, Chief of the Band.

“Lazzy, oh Lazzy. I am proud to have Lazarus as an ally in defending, and I know that it'll be incredibly fun defending alongside such a great group of people. Welcome to defender---and huggle---dom! Huggles are better, prepare for huggles, Lazarus!” – Solm, Chief Lieutenant.

“Happy Defending, Lazarus! Much spotting ahead... bring some caffeine! Can't wait to defend with you on the field.” – Unibot, Guardian.

“We have a proverb in Dutch 'Drinking yourself Lazarus' which means getting filthy drunk. Well, when I heard Lazarus went defender, I drank a malt-whiskey and smoked a cuban cigar. Cya at update Lazarus!” – Ravania, Captain.

“HIHI HARMIE” – Eluvatar, Lieutenant.

“Seeing Lazarus come into the realm of defending is a welcome sight to the Foreign Affairs Department and to all of Defenderdom. I hope to see more join Lazarus in the cause and help us in freeing all those who are oppressed.” – Cameron M. Romefeller, Vice Chief of Foreign Affairs.

“Welcome to the world wide fun of Defenderdom! Wow, much update. Such troops.” – Horse, Senior Merryman.

"Defender organizations have a long history of disagreements and petty squabbles, but as more and more new groups arise that are dedicated to protecting the rights of natives, the ranks seem to be drawing only closer together. I hope that this pattern will continue as you take your bold first steps in the great journey of moral integrity and achievement." – Alyekra, Senior Merryman.

“It's nice to have such a large and respected region onboard to help advance the cause of justice." – Ainin, Merryman.

“Welcome Lazarus! This is a great decision and I am looking forward to having the chance to work with such a prosperous and honoured region! I wish you all the best in defending and I'm sure we can get some truly remarkable work done together.” – Beta Test, Merryman.

“I think it's really cool that you're becoming defenders, Lazarus. You will be a wonderful addition to the fight against raiders.” – Bodobol, Merryman.

“Defending isn’t easy. Anyone can raid. Anyone can take control of a region and grief the natives from behind the safety of the raider’s monitor. It takes balls to want to protect and liberate people you don’t even know. Lazarus’ decision to become a Defender region tells me that the inhabitants are a cut above the average region. Welcome, Lazarus, to your new role. I wish you all the best as you restructure your region. I thank you for taking a stand.” – Swith Witherward, Merryman.

“Welcome to defending, Lazarus. May we all enjoy great justice, epic defences and tasty cookies!” – StellarGate, Merrywoman.

“I'm so glad they've become a defender region -- they will help others out, a lot.” – Lonbonia, Merryman.

“Great to have Lazarus on board! It'll be my honor to work alongside such a revered group of people united in the cause of defense against raiders.” – Virana, Merryman.

“Lazarus: welcome to the realm of the defenders. It is a great day when another region joins us in our valuable struggle against the forces that seek to trample upon regions, and bring them to their own dirty needs. Our future looks so much more brighter with you here. Welcome, sisters!” – Unicario, Merrywoman.

Indeed, we wish the Mother Sinker well. Good luck and may [violet] be with you!

Yours Sincerely,
Feux,
Chief of Feeder and Sinker Affairs.

Welcome to defending! May we share many great cookies and fun.

[PrussianEmpire]

Huzzah!

[Mahaj]

Hail!

To a great future for Lazarus in defending!

[Ambroscus Koth]

Here's to hoping that Lazarus doesn't fall into the pit of defender disunity.

[Mallorea and Riva]

“Defending isn’t easy. Anyone can raid. Anyone can take control of a region and grief the natives from behind the safety of the raider’s monitor. It takes balls to want to protect and liberate people you don’t even know. Lazarus’ decision to become a Defender region tells me that the inhabitants are a cut above the average region. Welcome, Lazarus, to your new role. I wish you all the best as you restructure your region. I thank you for taking a stand.” – Swith Witherward, Merryman.

A nonsense quote if I've ever seen it. Wrong in perhaps every possible statement it makes, and steeped in classic fenda ideology. Anyone can slap a good guy label on themselves and defend. It takes balls to be the player willing to tear down that which other players have sought to build up over the course of months or even years.

Speaking of which, is the UDL going to complain about "piling" regarding the Sapphire occupation or will you be attempting another liberation?

[Mad Jack]

They're going to give up, Mall.

But watch the rush of defenders into Lazarus to prop up their new ideology and make it look like Laz actually has a contributing military to defender operations.

And then laugh when the inevitable NPO-defender fallout happens.

[Beta Test]

With this announcement that a zombie apocalypse is too happen in 61 hours how will the UDL respond?