The Brotherhood of Malice: The Embassy

[Attestaltarragaby]

I Will miss Alcatraz.

[Volstrostia]

Raid Report: Major, 30 December, 2023

The initiates were slightly startled as Alex came into view of the doorway that led to the initiation classrooms. They were holding a box and wearing a serious expression.
"By now, many of you have learned the art of the dagger. This is all well and good, but a true assassin must make use of the cloak as well. Tonight, we use stealth to blend in with our target and take our enemies by surprise." They took several pairs of cat-ear-adorned headbands out of the box and began passing them around. "Put these on and meet me outside. We have a contract to fufill."

Cat-ear Clad Clandestine Crew
Taskmaster Volstrostia (trigger)
Assassin jessetopia
Assassin The Phantom Gambler
Assassin Britannia Republic
Initiate Oneiroi
Initiate Army of Malice
Deputy Moshir Notanam, Osiris

Region hit
Catboy

[Improper Classifications]

:3

[Volstrostia]

:3

:3

[The Phantom Gambler]

Raid Report: December 29, 2023, Major

The clamor of blades on wood echoed throughout the training hall filled with assassins. The festivities of Dagger Day were well underway, and Royal was in charge of getting the newest initiates into competing shape. Gathering his charges, Royal threw one of his daggers, Snake Eyes, at the heavy iron lock holding the exit closed, busting it. Pushing the doors open, he turned to look at his pupils with maniacal glee.
"Let's find some target practice, hmm?"


Daring Dagger Enthusiasts:
Taskmaster Volstrostia
Assassin The Phantom Gambler (trigger)
Assassin jessetopia
Acolyte Central Chimore
Initiate Oneiroi
Initiate Plague
Initiate Army of Malice
Helpful Associate The Antichrist

Regions used for target practice:
Pizzania
Korean Empire
Rightwing Gander Bigots
Movement Of Persian Empire
Tir Na Nog
hukashaka

[Improper Classifications]

Rightwing Gander Bigots
Movement Of Persian Empire
Rightwing Gander Bigots
Movement Of Persian Empire

update whiplash can be deadly. save yourself

[The Phantom Gambler]

Rightwing Gander Bigots
Movement Of Persian Empire
Rightwing Gander Bigots
Movement Of Persian Empire

update whiplash can be deadly. save yourself

nothing to see here folks... nothing at all.

[Valtarre]

Ah yes, Dagger Day, the holiday we have certainly always celebrated. I have many fond memories of being several glasses of wine deep alongside the Night Father as he was plunging his daggers into anything that moved. Several kingdoms we're no longer welcome in. You never know what kind of mayhem can go down on a very real holiday like Dagger Day.

[The Phantom Gambler]

Ah yes, Dagger Day, the holiday we have certainly always celebrated. I have many fond memories of being several glasses of wine deep alongside the Night Father as he was plunging his daggers into anything that moved. Several kingdoms we're no longer welcome in. You never know what kind of mayhem can go down on a very real holiday like Dagger Day.

I can't wait to treat my dear daggers to another day of fun next year. Maybe we can include some dagger hockey?

[The Phantom Gambler]

Raid Report: Major, 1/6/2024

Royal trudged away from the smoldering wreckage of the prison, feet aching from standing up all day.
"By the Overseer, that was a long one," he groaned, slowly lowering himself to sit on a piece of rubble. Pulling one of his daggers from its sheath, he turned the blade over in his hands.
"Oh, my poor Snake Eyes... you look so dull..." His hands trembled as he stared at the edge of his treasure, heartbroken at its state. Shaking himself from his mourning, he stood and faced the column of assassins leaving the burning rubble of Alcatraz prison.
"Listen up!" he called, clutching his dagger tightly. "We've put our blades through hell. Let's sharpen them and sate their thirst with fresh blood, yeah?" Turning to face the dying sun as the column of assassins cheered raucously, his face contorted in an evil grin.
"The fun is far from over."

Daggersmiths:
Taskmaster Volstrostia
Assassin The Phantom Gambler
Assassin Oneiroi
Assassin jessetopia
Helpful Associate The Antichrist

International Association Of States
Yusmoydal
Moestuin
Cookies And Cream
United Conservative Alliance
Accepts
United Nations Of Solara
Entropia
Transylvania
Mokawawa
Ceres
The Revenger Federation
Accelerate
World Of Communist Acryllia
The Gigachad Seas
Socialist Federal Union
The Zurg Region Of Supreme Command
Mangrove Forest
Empire Of Soskianne
Sssr
Mountair Card System
Jahkku
Free Land
Lords Of The North
Regionless Frontier
Universal Imperial Confederacy
What On Earth Is This5
Imaginary Countries
Bortica
Union For International Prosperity
Kethela
The Akua Isles
The Chungus Plains
Killer Keem
Magical Girls
Region Of Equals
Party Rockers Atlantic
Prydain
Holy Continent Of Non Religious Nations
Cool People
Norrland
The Weastern Block

[Reventus Koth]

Malicious Broadcast 11: A Very Malicious New Year

WARNING: This broadcast is an hour of PG-13 content, with the intensity of Bills Mafia fandom and profanity.

This episode, we look back on the year of 2023 and reflect on the accomplishments of our region, our friends, our allies, and our enemies. Some particular highlights include our thoughts on the Year of Frontiers, the rise of new faces in Gameplay, and a continued streak of raiderdom success with the greatest operations of the year. When you last joined us, we were still dipping our toes into the new era, so come join us, and we hope you enjoy the latest installment of Gameplay's original broadcast!

Click here!

[Rosartemis]

ITS BACK i finally have something to listen to while procastinating doing actually productive things, praise the overseer

[Ambis2]

Great show y’all! Especially loved the WZT part

[Angeloid Astraea]

That was an interesting and entertaining podcast to listen to. Thank you for the shout-outs to Sparkalia. =]

[Arstotskiano]

About 50 minutes in, lovely listen.

[Chaotic Sparkles]

really feeling the love - i have difficulty believing that something substantial was accomplished on and off the battlefield for us especially as the one at the helm but have come to accept that sparkalia has done things and proven plenty and hope to continue doing demonstrating we are here to stay.

great broadcast overall and we are so truly blessed with the amount of amazing invasions this year but i will continue to biasedly beat the drum that from beginning to end magna aurea was the stand out invasion of the year hands down.

[Thorn1000]

_{Live footage of the state of the state}

How do we protect our smaller friendly partners? Not just The Wellspring, but also IDU, Taijitu and all the other friends of ours.

I would say all of our smaller allies are currently safe from serious military threats.

These are the words of someone who has proven time and time again to be able to achieve neither internal nor external goals. Words. These seem to be the only things that you or your allies seem to be able to give to anyone: friend or foe. Words in a constitution leading you to decide to recognize a state of war (that you wanted!) instead of just declaring war. Words on your alignment that boil down to standing for nothing besides your own interests. Words about the evils that we bring without any bite to back up your threats.

Time after time the regime of the North Pacific has proven that all that it is able to do is give you hollow and meaningless words while its halls are filled with rot. Talent leaves your region for places where it can advance instead of staying in an increasingly enclosing echo chamber of sycophants.

You fail to liberate anything of ours despite holding a clear advantage when it comes to numbers. Face it, your people no longer care for your words and your impotent government cannot even transition from one delegate to another despite multiple other GCRs getting that same task done within the time that you were trying to.
Its not fair to just single one person out, we have plenty to work with

I'd say that if we want to achieve victory, we must gain as many victories on the battlefield as possible, such as defending innocent regions and communities from BoM

How brave of you to mention our names off site even as the embassy threads of these allies remains eerily silent. You wage a war that you can only forget about or lose. You may muster up forces someday and liberate things from us, but there will always be another region and another update. You fight a battle that you cannot win in the hopes of getting support from people who seek only to use you.

I’ll close off with the suggestion that you practice raider unity, maintain a governor, or sign a treaty if you really want to keep your allies safe. Oh, and one more thing, remember that you wanted this.

Peaceful Regions Disurbed:
The Wellspring

Assassins Involved
Venico, the Night Father

Shadowmaster Raxion, High Priest of Chaos
Shadowmaster The Ever-Wanderer

Taskmaster Thorn1000 (planning and triggering)
Taskmaster Volstrostia
taskmaster devious

Veteran Assassin Zeorus
Veteran Assassin Lugus Triune

Senior Assassin Malicious NPU
Senior Assassin The Sapientia
Senior Assassin Queen of the Ruckus

Assassin The Phantom Gambler
Assassin Blumetunes
Assassin Banica Conchita
Assassin AVRBenism
Assassin New Sunville
Assassin SkyMasters
Assassin skorrord

Acolyte Cio-Cio-San
Acolyte Central Chimore

With help from:
Imyr Muaat Big Boyz

[The Ever-Wanderer]

...ensure that our allies can hold a Governor to prevent outside attacks, along with ideally a non-executive WA Delegate.

Y'all should listen to Chipoli, if you're not signing a treaty.

[Volstrostia]

Ah, Monday Night Raiding TNP's allies (or, in this case, colony). A delightful way to cap off my evening.

[Well-Sprung Jack]

If y'all could, the next time you del-tip us, avoid spamming the RMB and trolling our discord server, that'd be appreciated.

A few gloating posts is fine but one of y'all making six nonsense posts in a row in a pretty short period of time is kinda annoying guys.

[USS Merrimack]

If y'all could, the next time you del-tip us, avoid spamming the RMB and trolling our discord server, that'd be appreciated.

A few gloating posts is fine but one of y'all making six nonsense posts in a row in a pretty short period of time is kinda annoying guys.

Echoing this. Del tipping? Yeah sure that’s part of politics and war and whatever military gameplay has.

The spamming and the trolling offsite is distasteful, almost to an OOC extent.

[Zeorus]

If y'all could, the next time you del-tip us, avoid spamming the RMB and trolling our discord server, that'd be appreciated.

I do like that you've conceded there will be a next time.

[Well-Sprung Jack]

If y'all could, the next time you del-tip us, avoid spamming the RMB and trolling our discord server, that'd be appreciated.

I do like that you've conceded there will be a next time.

Y'all will do what y'all do - discounting the possibility that y'all will do what y'all do again would be stupid.

Just try to restrain those amongst y'all most prone to spammy arseholes please.

[Reventus Koth]

If y'all could, the next time you del-tip us, avoid spamming the RMB and trolling our discord server, that'd be appreciated.

A few gloating posts is fine but one of y'all making six nonsense posts in a row in a pretty short period of time is kinda annoying guys.

The person in question was already told to knock it off at the time, as you said the posts happened in quick succession so it wasn't like it was a prolonged effort we let go on and on.

[Well-Sprung Jack]

If y'all could, the next time you del-tip us, avoid spamming the RMB and trolling our discord server, that'd be appreciated.

A few gloating posts is fine but one of y'all making six nonsense posts in a row in a pretty short period of time is kinda annoying guys.

The person in question was already told to knock it off at the time, as you said the posts happened in quick succession so it wasn't like it was a prolonged effort we let go on and on.

Good to hear, thank you.