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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:40 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:We have a The Nuclear Fist.

You don't just have a The Nuclear Fist., you have the The Nuclear Fist.


What about all those paradox clone children?
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:41 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:You don't just have a The Nuclear Fist., you have the The Nuclear Fist.


What about all those paradox clone children?

Those were written out of the universe after existence's ratings started to droop.
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Postby Neo Arcad » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:42 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
What about all those paradox clone children?

Those were written out of the universe after existence's ratings started to droop.


Ok.
*discreetly pushes plastic tub of fetuses under a table*
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:49 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Those were written out of the universe after existence's ratings started to droop.


Ok.
*discreetly pushes plastic tub of fetuses under a table*

Just so you know, my paradoxical hellspawn are, in their amoeba form, plastic tubes. The fetuses are their first meals. You've been touching them, you're going to get space lepresy.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:29 am

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Ok.
*discreetly pushes plastic tub of fetuses under a table*

Just so you know, my paradoxical hellspawn are, in their amoeba form, plastic tubes. The fetuses are their first meals. You've been touching them, you're going to get space lepresy.


I've had my disposable intern yaks doing all the fetus-handling. Also, it's space leprosy.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:30 am

Neo Arcad wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Just so you know, my paradoxical hellspawn are, in their amoeba form, plastic tubes. The fetuses are their first meals. You've been touching them, you're going to get space lepresy.

I've had my disposable intern yaks doing all the fetus-handling. Also, it's space leprosy.

What did I get my poor puppet into? :blink:
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:12 pm

Come on guys, I want 50 nations.
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It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:22 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Come on guys, I want 50 nations.


And I want a pony that doesn't talk and won't try to force its political agenda on me.
We can't always get what we want.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:08 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Come on guys, I want 50 nations.


And I want a pony that doesn't talk and won't try to force its political agenda on me.
We can't always get what we want.

Shut up boy.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Cromarty
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Postby Cromarty » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:42 pm

congrats you just got st george

your region is now 7% more awesome
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:42 pm

Cromarty wrote:congrats you just got st george

your region is now 7% more awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEJwjkm2UPw
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Cromarty » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:44 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Cromarty wrote:congrats you just got st george

your region is now 7% more awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEJwjkm2UPw

8)

:hug:
Cerian Quilor wrote:There's a difference between breaking the rules, and being well....Cromarty...
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:46 pm

Ankh means 'key of life'.

Mauta means 'death'.

Ankh Mauta equals 'key of life and death.'

Maybe, it's totally bastardized.
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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby SunRawr » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:50 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ankh means 'key of life'.

Mauta means 'death'.

Ankh Mauta equals 'key of life and death.'

Maybe, it's totally bastardized.

I actually think of "Hakuna Matata" whenever I see the name. :P
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:51 pm

SunRawr wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ankh means 'key of life'.

Mauta means 'death'.

Ankh Mauta equals 'key of life and death.'

Maybe, it's totally bastardized.

I actually think of "Hakuna Matata" whenever I see the name. :P

That works too.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:27 pm

SunRawr wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ankh means 'key of life'.

Mauta means 'death'.

Ankh Mauta equals 'key of life and death.'

Maybe, it's totally bastardized.

I actually think of "Hakuna Matata" whenever I see the name. :P

:rofl:
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:37 pm

In other news, we now have a forum, giving more reason for you to join.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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The Inritus Extraho
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Postby The Inritus Extraho » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:40 pm

I damn well want to... Problem is that I like my regional badges and influence rating too much.
Bad clicky-finger.
Bad.
If you see I've made a mistake in my wording or a factual detail, telegram me and I'll fix it. I'll even give you credit for pointing it out, if you'd like.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:43 pm

The Inritus Extraho wrote:I damn well want to... Problem is that I like my regional badges and influence rating too much.
Bad clicky-finger.
Bad.

Do it, Irin.

*Winks while music plays*
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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby The Inritus Extraho » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:52 pm

NOOOO I WILL NE-
Wait.
Is that Justin Timberlake?
I'm in.
If you see I've made a mistake in my wording or a factual detail, telegram me and I'll fix it. I'll even give you credit for pointing it out, if you'd like.
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I'm on CA time, so... pacific. UTC -8
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Postby Milks Empire » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:09 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:In other news, we now have a forum, giving more reason for you to join.

Kewl! 8)
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:27 pm

I've decided to recruit again. Please tell me if this is a gravedig.

We now have a total of 72 members, and it's even more nutty now. Take a look if interested!
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Mallorea and Riva
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Postby Mallorea and Riva » Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:30 pm

Since you're only allowed a single recruitment thread in gameplay you should be fine as far as your gravedig concern :p How on earth could it be even more nutty?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:33 pm

Mallorea and Riva wrote:Since you're only allowed a single recruitment thread in gameplay you should be fine as far as your gravedig concern :p How on earth could it be even more nutty?

Well...
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Creative Vikings » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:00 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Mallorea and Riva wrote:Since you're only allowed a single recruitment thread in gameplay you should be fine as far as your gravedig concern :p How on earth could it be even more nutty?

Well...

This times a million!
BTW, what the fuck is that on my head?
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