Join Ankh Mauta (Recruiting)

[The FTR]

It appears to be dog ears that are attached to the end of your sunglasses.

:p How on earth could it be even more nutty?

You must not know the things that go on there. That picture is only the start.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Come on guys, I want 50 nations.

And I want a pony that doesn't talk and won't try to force its political agenda on me.
We can't always get what we want.

But if we try sometimes, we get we neeeeeeeeee...

Oh, fuck it. Join the region.

[The Inritus Extraho]

-flips daily calendar-
I've been here for a while, and it's nineteen days since I was last chased by roving NS'ers with cattle prods!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

-flips daily calendar-
I've been here for a while, and it's nineteen days since I was last chased by roving NS'ers with cattle prods!

A failing on our part.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Join Ankh Mauta and give me your shares too.

If you give me a lot of shares, you'll be given Knighthood.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Join Ankh Mauta and give me your shares too.

If you give me a lot of shares, you'll be given Knighthood.

Give me your shares, and your entrails won't be used to do horrible things to a personal part of your body.

[New Rogernomics]

Join Ankh Mauta and give me your shares too.

If you give me a lot of shares, you'll be given Knighthood.

Give me your shares, and your entrails won't be used to do horrible things to a personal part of your body.

I gave mine all away, they weren't any use as bookmarks, were far too light for paperweights, couldn't float, useless to write on, and they didn't make very good artworks.

[Creative Vikings]

Join Ankh Mauta and give me your shares too.

If you give me a lot of shares, you'll be given Knighthood.

Give me your shares, and your entrails won't be used to do horrible things to a personal part of your body.

Nothing my head tentacles can't handle.

[Immense dragonasaurs]

ANKH MAUTA ELECTION

Well someone needed to make one so I stepped up to the challenge.
Anyone from Ankh Mauta can vote you don't have to be a WA member. This election is to see who is most favoured by the people of Ankh Mauta.

Important Notice: Only the people that are in Ankh Mauta from right now may vote (Ankh Mauta contains 88 nations and the last arrival was the federal republic of -1)

Rules.
1.) You may only vote once, if I find election rigging then the votes for the person who wins will not count.
2.) Nations from other regions cannot vote!
3.) On this topic you may not say anything except for who you are voting for! You may only say the name of the nation u vote for: if you say anything else then your vote will not be counted.
4.) You may only vote for candidates
5.) You may not simply change your vote. If a new candidate enters the election and you want to vote for him/her then telegram me.
6.) Any votes after the finishing date (may 16th onwards will not be counted!)
7.) You have to vote on this topic, i don't want to go chasing votes in other places!

If you have any questions ask me! Also if you think you have found a way that someone could possibly rig this election then tell me! And if you think that someone is cheating, again tell me.

Candidates Note: these are the most likely people to be elected, if you are not on here and believe you deserve to be then telegram me!
1. The Empire Of Nightkill the Emperor (founder)
2. The Inferno Republic of Hardened Pyrokinetics
3. The Autocratic Junta of the FTR
4. The Monochromatic Rainbow of Doctor Whooves
5. The Dreaded Insanity of Creative Vikings

The election goes from now until the 15th of may.

All debating and advertising should go on within Ankh Mauta!
Good luck
If there are any errors in this don't hate just fix ok!

[Cromarty]

As a note: this election has been moved to the Ankh Mauta forums. Updates incoming.

They will be humourous.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

We could always use more members, folks.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Yes, yes, join the Region, I can always use more minions. Mwahahahahahahahah!

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yes, yes, join the Region, I can always use more minions. Mwahahahahahahahah!

(smack)

Bad Canuck. They aren't your minions.

They're Night's bitches.

[The Nuclear Fist]

They're Night's bitches.

No, I'm not. Speak for yourself, whore.

[Creative Vikings]

They're Night's bitches.

No, I'm not. Speak for yourself, whore.

For something often thrown naked at people for money, he sure holds himself in high esteem.

[Sedgistan]

Despite appearances, this is not a chat thread.

[Creative Vikings]

Despite appearances, this is not a chat thread.

Yes master, of course master...
*hobbles away humiliated*

[Milks Empire]

Despite appearances, this is not a chat thread.

^ This. We have our offsite forum for that. Which is another reason you should join.

[Creative Vikings]

Despite appearances, this is not a chat thread.

^ This. We have our offsite forum for that. Which is another reason you should join.

*warning acknowledged*
It's a crap website.


Okay then...

[New Rogernomics]

I think I left last time because you guys couldnt decide on a WA delegate.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I think I left last time because you guys couldnt decide on a WA delegate.

We have one now, join back in.

[Creative Vikings]

I think I left last time because you guys couldnt decide on a WA delegate.

We have one now, join back in.

Aw, but he's a right egg though...

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I nominate myself for WA delegacy. Again.

[Danbershan]

This one ad has tripled my loyalty to the region.

[New Rogernomics]

I nominate myself for WA delegacy. Again.

I might nominate myself half-seriously, half-seriously because I am a half-serious person...*continues on for about an hour*

To summarize my platform is: I will make the tea and coffee once and a while, and vote in the WA when someone bugs me with a telegram.