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Kshrlmnt
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The REAL Reason to Raid

Postby Kshrlmnt » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:48 pm

Girls.

Take a tally--how many active raiders are girls? How many active defenders? Yup, the girls go raider.

In other words, raider guys have a higher chance of spending time with the ladies. And ladies, it's not all misogynism. When you're free from the constraints of being an upright defender of life and liberty, you can kick those flirts into next week and look good doing it.

Need an example? *twirls* And a demonstration... where's Unibot?
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Postby Mallorea and Riva » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:56 pm

Kshrlmnt wrote:Girls.

Take a tally--how many active raiders are girls? How many active defenders? Yup, the girls go raider.

In other words, raider guys have a higher chance of spending time with the ladies. And ladies, it's not all misogynism. When you're free from the constraints of being an upright defender of life and liberty, you can kick those flirts into next week and look good doing it.

Need an example? *twirls* And a demonstration... where's Unibot?

Guys should raid because they can spend more time in a chat room with girls? Girls should raid so that they can get hit on by creepy raiders?

You have such a strange system set up...
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Postby Kshrlmnt » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:01 pm

Mallorea and Riva wrote:Guys should raid because they can spend more time in a chat room with girls? Girls should raid so that they can get hit on by creepy raiders?

You have such a strange system set up...

Ah, but ritual cannibalism is an acceptable response to being hit on if you're a raider. :P

We train 'em well; they know not to flirt too much. :3
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Postby Mahaj » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:04 pm

She's right that there aren't many defender girls...

*looks over at Spartz*
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Postby Topid » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:25 pm

'splains all the drama in raider regions.

Is Wordy a girl? :blink: I've always just assumed because of the flag I guess, never really asked...
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Postby The lepearchauns » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:29 pm

Wordy and Harmonia are the 2 defender girls we have....but we get to be the heroes in front of all the other shortys :D

GO DEFENDER OR GO HOME!

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Postby BrightonBurg » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:30 pm

We all know there are no girls on the internet,just police posing as girls! ;)

Seriously though,I do not raid,I only aid those who do raid or defend for that matter, hail the 3rd way,go mercenary!
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Postby Lord Nuke Is So Kewl » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:37 pm

To get a free vacation to the rejected realms?
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Postby Tramiar » Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:09 pm

Is this our new recruiting strategy? Am I gonna have to find a girly flag and stuff? :unsure:

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Postby Ballotonia » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:18 am

Total BS.

Wanna meet girls? Go play Farmville.

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Postby Slaytesics » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:26 am

Ballotonia wrote:Total BS.

Wanna meet girls? Go play Farmville.

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Postby The House of Petain » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:49 am

Ballotonia wrote:Total BS.

Wanna meet girls? Go play Farmville.

Ballotonia


:lol:
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Postby Face Dancers » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:48 am

Lord Nuke Is So Kewl wrote:To get a free vacation to the rejected realms?


yeah right, continue talking Lord Nuke, when you can't even name the last time defenders liberated a region with a raider delegate in charge.... There ain't gonna be no rejection, baby.
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Postby Zebbstar » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:53 am

Mallorea and Riva wrote:
Kshrlmnt wrote:Girls.

Take a tally--how many active raiders are girls? How many active defenders? Yup, the girls go raider.

In other words, raider guys have a higher chance of spending time with the ladies. And ladies, it's not all misogynism. When you're free from the constraints of being an upright defender of life and liberty, you can kick those flirts into next week and look good doing it.

Need an example? *twirls* And a demonstration... where's Unibot?

Guys should raid because they can spend more time in a chat room with girls? Girls should raid so that they can get hit on by creepy raiders?

You have such a strange system set up...
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Postby The House of Petain » Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:30 am

Because they have no heart and they need something to fill up that empty void?

I kid, of course. :P Everybody knows it's really the same excuse that Peter Griffin has in that one episode of FG where he has to have guns, drive big cars, and join the NRA.
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Postby Mahaj » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:20 am

Ballotonia wrote:Total BS.

Wanna meet girls? Go play Farmville.

Ballotonia

:rofl:

I don't know what to say.
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Postby Dystopian Malisin » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:53 am

What's a girl?

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Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:56 am

But...I am gay.
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Postby SunRawr » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:25 am

The Kangaroo Republic wrote:But...I am gay.


Then you should raid so you can meet me! :lol:
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Postby Harmoneia » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:15 am

*calls upon the soul of Pope Hope so they would all be silenced*
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Kshrlmnt
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Postby Kshrlmnt » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:16 am

The Kangaroo Republic wrote:But...I am gay.

Actually, I've heard it remarked by both raiders and defenders that the raiding community seems to have a higher LGBT population. :P
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Postby Litresha » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:18 am

Kshrlmnt wrote:Girls.

Take a tally--how many active raiders are girls? How many active defenders? Yup, the girls go raider.

In other words, raider guys have a higher chance of spending time with the ladies. And ladies, it's not all misogynism. When you're free from the constraints of being an upright defender of life and liberty, you can kick those flirts into next week and look good doing it.


You know, I ever actually noticed that, Kshrlmnt. I used to raid, but only for fun and because it sounded cool... ;)
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Postby Retoa » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:19 am

Ballotonia wrote:Total BS.

Wanna meet girls? Go play Farmville.

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Postby Grand Dukeopolis » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:35 pm

Face Dancers wrote:
Lord Nuke Is So Kewl wrote:To get a free vacation to the rejected realms?


yeah right, continue talking Lord Nuke, when you can't even name the last time defenders liberated a region with a raider delegate in charge.... There ain't gonna be no rejection, baby.


We...uhh...oh. Well, that's due to TRR being closed atm. We can't send you there. You'll have to wait.
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Postby SunRawr » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:37 pm

Grand Dukeopolis wrote:
Face Dancers wrote:
yeah right, continue talking Lord Nuke, when you can't even name the last time defenders liberated a region with a raider delegate in charge.... There ain't gonna be no rejection, baby.


We...uhh...oh. Well, that's due to TRR being closed atm. We can't send you there. You'll have to wait.


I will wait patiently. It has been a while since I got to see Sedge. :)
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