NationStates

Hulldom wrote:

Vando0sa wrote:We tried to raid stuff but we ended up doing not that.. but the dishes got done so Victory for Raider Unity today!

The real enemy of raider unity: that tough grime on the baking pan after lasagna night.

Defender piles are nothing compared to the piles of dishes to be done every day.

The Castle of Dark Illusions wrote:

A Bloodred Moon wrote:Yes, when I'm thinking of all those major defender victories this year I can only be envious of your success rate.

You sound grumpy, I'd suggest skipping a few updates to get some sleep but 'a few updates' would be LWUs entire yearly activity.

Quality over quantity, I always say. It falls somewhat flat given the defender performance on every major operation this year, but I have to admit that was a good attempt.

Haganham wrote:We got 30 yesterday before yall gave up.
Honestly id trade for clean dishes

Ah, I forgot tag raids were the real fight.

A Bloodred Moon wrote:Ah, I forgot tag raids were the real fight.

Do something more interesting then. It's not like I like chasing taggers anyway.

Haganham wrote:

A Bloodred Moon wrote:Ah, I forgot tag raids were the real fight.

Do something more interesting then. It's not like I like chasing taggers anyway.

Perhaps you should try your hand at Security Council authorship. Passing an SC resolution seems to be one of the main defender metrics for victory these days anyways. Besides of course epic detags.

Chef Big Dog wrote:

Haganham wrote:Do something more interesting then. It's not like I like chasing taggers anyway.

Perhaps you should try your hand at Security Council authorship. Passing an SC resolution seems to be one of the main defender metrics for victory these days anyways. Besides of course epic detags.

I dunno, I thought we handled you guys tonight pretty well

Chef Big Dog wrote:

Haganham wrote:Do something more interesting then. It's not like I like chasing taggers anyway.

Perhaps you should try your hand at Security Council authorship. Passing an SC resolution seems to be one of the main defender metrics for victory these days anyways. Besides of course epic detags.

Please let me know what you think viewtopic.php?f=24&p=39981473#p39981473

Tim-Opolis wrote:

Chef Big Dog wrote:Perhaps you should try your hand at Security Council authorship. Passing an SC resolution seems to be one of the main defender metrics for victory these days anyways. Besides of course epic detags.

I dunno, I thought we handled you guys tonight pretty well

Yes you guys ending the 380 day streak in The Sacred Marian Empire was impressive. That's some defending I can definitely get behind.

Tonight though the two chasers were a bit on the slow side. Great practice though I suppose!

Haganham wrote:

Chef Big Dog wrote:Perhaps you should try your hand at Security Council authorship. Passing an SC resolution seems to be one of the main defender metrics for victory these days anyways. Besides of course epic detags.

Please let me know what you think viewtopic.php?f=24&p=39981473#p39981473

Beautiful proposal. It captures the spirit of the SC perfectly. I think you have a bright career ahead of you.

If we don’t stand up for big tobacco, who will? I say bring back smoking sections in high schools.

can wolves even physically smoke

Malphe II wrote:can wolves even physically smoke

I wasn’t really prepared for these kinds of existential questions.

Malphe II wrote:can wolves even physically smoke

It's a mystery how I lived all my life so far without even thinking about this.

I need answers.

Now this is evil.

BRAVO!

Aenglaland wrote:

Malphe II wrote:can wolves even physically smoke

It's a mystery how I lived all my life so far without even thinking about this.

I need answers.

I suspect not. I base this on the fact that dogs need to lap up water because they can't close their lips, wolves would need to do the same to smoke and are physiologically similar to dogs.
Thus i conclude that the above report has been altered, probably to cover up LWUs dip habit.

Haganham wrote:

Aenglaland wrote:It's a mystery how I lived all my life so far without even thinking about this.

I need answers.

I suspect not. I base this on the fact that dogs need to lap up water because they can't close their lips, wolves would need to do the same to smoke and are physiologically similar to dogs.
Thus i conclude that the above report has been altered, probably to cover up LWUs dip habit.

Why would they use their mouths?

Hmm maybe this is just a me thing, but isn’t this kind of a… bad thing to be promoting? I would say “yeah this is obviously a joke” but NS is a place where impressionable 13-year-olds run wild, people who could very easily take this in the wrong way. I know, I used to be friends with… a lot of them. Ignore me freely, I don’t intend to actually change this theme or to be some kind of “moral defender gotcha”. I frankly couldn’t care less about raiders vs defenders, and I intend this fully as an OOC comment. Personally though, I just feel like this is the kind of thing I would avoid on a browser game full of children and impressionable viewers. Just wanted to make my two cents known Have a wonderful night.

*cough* Good job, y’all! *cough*

:cigarette-emoji: :smoke-emoji:

starts coughing Holy shit- guys begins coughing out liver amazing dies job..

A Cigarette A Day Keeps The Doctor Away wrote:

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This minor update 33 so called liberators who have been brainwashed by anti-tobacco propaganda moved in in an attempt to remove the Smoker Coalition from The philosophy zone. Despite having a 12 endorsement lead on the noble Phillip Morris fans, defenders failed to take control of the region with two of them moving in after the region was done updating. We encourage defenders to embrace the positive health benefits of tobacco products for if they had stimulated by nicotine perhaps they would have moved faster, had a tighter trigger, and actually cross endorsed properly. All in all 10 defenders were banned and the banner of Big Tobacco still flies high over the region.

Keep the revolution near and dear to your hearts smokers!

Lone Wolves United - Occupying the Moral High Ground

This is amazing. At first, I was pretty skeptical about the benefits of smoking, but after I saw a pro-smoking flier made by LWU, I started smoking. The health benefits can be noted as soon as you start smoking; for example, you start coughing a lot, which will empty your lungs and keep the bacteria out. Afterwards, my doctor said I had "lung cancer", can you believe it? If I hadn't started smoking, it'd have gone undetected. Then, I tested positive for diabetes, which is a good thing, because it means there's a lot of glucose (energy) in my blood. Anyways, I have to continue smoking.
Bye bye and thank y'all for changing my mind!

Scardino wrote:

Haganham wrote:I suspect not. I base this on the fact that dogs need to lap up water because they can't close their lips, wolves would need to do the same to smoke and are physiologically similar to dogs.
Thus i conclude that the above report has been altered, probably to cover up LWUs dip habit.

Why would they use their mouths?

what other orifice might they use?

Haganham wrote:

Scardino wrote:
Why would they use their mouths?

what other orifice might they use?

If you have to ask, you obviously aren’t Kool enough to do it.

This is the most LWU operation I've seen in years

Based