Condemn Kalasparata A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region. Category: Condemnation | Nominee: Kalasparata | Proposed by: The Cyrupean WA Office
The Security Council,
RECOGNIZING Kalasparata as a threat to the safety and stability of the world,
NOTING that Kalasparata routinely subjects its population to needless cruelties to even minor infractions of the law and its routine abuse of the citizens of fellow nations,
HORRIFIED of the few punishments that Kalasparata has revealed to the international public which include but is not limited to
• Punishing citizens for crimes such as driving while under the influence by wounding the offender with a firearm, performing surgery on the criminal without the usage of anesthetics, offering them little time to heal with no pain relievers and little to no antibiotics before putting them in the equivalent of a work camp. Criminals that do not perform duties to the expectation of camp wardens have their necessary limbs amputated and are forced to continue aforementioned duties
• Paying motorists to drive their vehicles over criminals the Kalasparatan government deems unfit to continue living
• Forcing prisoners to consume feces and drink urine or leave prisoners in conditions that otherwise force them to commit such acts out of survival
• Sending prisoners to a so-called 'Danger Island' which contains numerous biological and natural hazards, leaving the prisoners for upwards of three days
• Stapling mouths of prisoners shut so that they are effectively silenced, repeated acid and or fire burns and branding prisoners with molten magnesium, often resulting in the loss of aforementioned prisoner's arms or legs
• 'On the spot' penalties such as removing a criminal's hands and forcing them to buy the victim a new car for spilling paint. Criminals that cannot pay are forced to work in a factory for just meager wages
APPALLED by the nation of Kalasparata's blatant abuse of children by torturing children for often mild infractions of school policy, especially in cases of fighting where weaponry is used. Such torture in Kalasparata results in the death of the subject in adult cases, much less in child cases,
ACKNOWLEDGING the nation of Kalasparata as a threat to both its people and the international community around it because
• Repeated and unnecessary abuse of tourists and travelers by forcing their vehicles to stop well outside of their territorial waters and force passengers to wait unreasonable times for clearance, even if they were never intending to stop in Kalasparata
• Abducting citizens of nations who happened to be involved with one of Kalasparata's numerous forced vehicle checks if they are part of a blacklist
• Taking vehicles deemed to be unsafe by the Kalasparatan Transport Authority forcefully, ejecting the passengers of aforementioned vehicles and then taking the passengers and crew to an unspecified area
• Repeated usage of antimatter in portions upwards of 500 kilograms against the vehicles that violate their travel restrictions, endangering not only themselves but large portions of the world on a near daily basis
• Numerous documented cases of the nation of Kalasparata selling off humans, perhaps those taken by the black list authority for both food and medical testing
CONCLUDING that Kalasparata is a threat deemed necessary of a condemnation because of its reckless disregard of human life, unnecessary usage of weapons of mass destruction and clearly needless hostility towards its international neighbors,
Hereby Condemns Kalasparata.
The Security Council,
RECOGNIZING Kalasparata as a threat to the safety and security of the world,
NOTING that Kalasparata routinely subjects its population to needless cruelties for even minor infractions of the law,
HORRIFIED of the few punishments Kalasparata has revealed to the international public such as:
• Using firearms against its citizens for crimes such as driving while under the influence, performing surgery on aforementioned citizens without the use of anesthetics, putting them in the equivalent of a work camp and then amputating their necessary limbs for not properly doing duties which would be impossible regardless of their fitness.
• Paying motorists to drive over criminals Kalasparata otherwise deems unfit to continue living.
• Forcing prisoners to drink urine and consume feces
• Sending prisoners into a so-called 'Danger Island' which contains numerous biological and natural hazards and leaving them for upwards of three days
• Stapling the mouths of prisoners shut so that they are effectively silenced, repeated acid and or fire burns, branding prisoners with molten magnesium, often resulting in the loss of aforementioned prisoner's arm or leg,
FURTHER HORRIFIED by Kalasparata's abuse of Children and animals with blatant violations such as:
• Providing young children with a mandatory education that is considered to be of college level in most countries
• Permitting children to join the army at the age of five with parental permission, granting them independence when they turn fourteen
• Torturing children for minor infractions caused in school such as fighting. Often such torture in Kalasparata results in the death of the subject in adult cases, much less child cases
• Planning to send dogs in a so-called "light-speed" rocket down a planned five to eight kilometer deep hole into Planet Earth to see if it would be safe for researchers,
REALIZING Kalasparata proves itself to be a threat not only to its people but to the world because: • Repeated abuse of tourists and travelers by forcing their vehicles to stop well outside of their territorial waters and force passengers to wait unreasonable times for clearance even if they were not intending to stop in Kalasparata
• Abducting citizens of nations who happened to be on a flight or ship which entered Kalasparatan territorial waters and airspace if they are part of a blacklist
• Taking vehicles deemed unsafe by the Kalasparatan Transport Authority, ejecting the passengers of aforementioned vehicles and then taking the passengers and crew to an unspecified area
• Repeated usage of antimatter in amounts upwards of 500 kilograms against vehicles that violate their travel restrictions, endangering not only themselves but large portions of the world on a near daily basis.
• Documented cases of the nation of Kalasparata selling off humans for food and medical tests,
CONCLUDING that Kalasparata is a threat necessary of a condemnation because of its reckless disregard of human life, unnecessary usage of weapons of mass destruction and hostility towards its international neighbors proven in the examples provided earlier in the document,
Hereby Condemns Kalasparata.
References
Driving under the influence [source] Crimes against prisoners [source] Paying motorists to murder [source] Forced consumption of fecal matter [source] Young Children in the armed forces [source] On the spot punishments [source] Planet Earth digging operation [source]
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:43 pm
by Sedgistan
Your proposal would be much improved by the addition of a 'concluding' clause prior to the operative one, essentially summing up why the evidence provided demonstrates that Kalasparata is worthy of condemnation by the World Assembly.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:05 am
by Grays Harbor
Honestly, we would support this if it just said "Kalasparata", then went on to quote Ramones lyrics.
But thats just us. We're odd like that.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:53 am
by The Cyrupean WA Office
Sedgistan wrote:Your proposal would be much improved by the addition of a 'concluding' clause prior to the operative one, essentially summing up why the evidence provided demonstrates that Kalasparata is worthy of condemnation by the World Assembly.
Added a concluding clause, if I missed the point there, I'll certainly reedit it.
Grays, I got my daily laugh thanks to you!
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:21 pm
by Oterro
It should probably be brought to your attention that Kalasparta is also guilty of firing dogs into the center of the earth. Not sure if that could go in there, just thought we'd bring it to your attention.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:02 pm
by Greater American Union
Grays Harbor wrote:Honestly, we would support this if it just said "Kalasparata", then went on to quote Ramones lyrics.
But thats just us. We're odd like that.
As would we. But anyways, the GAU supports this measure.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:06 pm
by Bajireyn
about time,also i support this measure
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:13 pm
by OMGeverynameistaken
The Imperial Russian Transtemporal Intelligence Service further notes that, while the Russian Empire is not a member of the UN in any timespace continuum that the IRTIS is aware of, it is also horrified by Kalasparata and wishes to voice its general approval of this measure.
Further, Kalasparata also conducts horrific abuses of its citizen's children, forcing them into college level curriculum by the time they are five. This clearly indicates that either Kalasparata has been experimenting with genetic alterations to improve intelligence on a massive scale (no doubt with many terrible failures) or their education system is run by a sadistic monster who enjoys setting children up for failure. Additionally, the sex education program of Kalasparata exposes children to virtual pornography at the same age.
Were the Russian Empire situated in the same timespace as Kalasparata, it would most likely deem it necessary to conduct a large scale liberation operation on humanitarian grounds.
Sadly, in the opinion of the Russian Empire, your timespace is full of leftists wusses and communists and will never amount to anything.
Fucking hippies.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:49 am
by Grays Harbor
So, when will this be submitted? We will approve.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:00 am
by Centropyge
To the nations gathered here to discuss this resolution:
Greetings.
The Empire of Centropyge is not a member of the World Assembly; but, our government's hard stance against state-sponsored or -abetted terrorism (known as the Fawkes Doctrine) gives us a causus belli against this rogue nation if these accusations turn out to be true. While we do not and can not take action against every country that employs terrorist, genocidal, or excessively cruel tactics, we review all cases as they come to our attention and then decide whether to use diplomatic and/or military measures to neutralize the threat these types of governments pose to civilians (and in this case, dogs) across the world.
Regardless of whether we unilaterally take action against this nation or not, the Empire would like to grant your effort our moral support. We respect the World Assembly as an organization that appears to have a genuine interest in promoting a world community and quality of life, despite the fact that we ourselves desire to remain independent of binding, super-regional organizations.
Respectfully,
His Majesty Emperor Algernon Katarina Fawkes of Centropyge
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:17 am
by Grandais
OOC: You're basing this on one post.
This needs to be much longer.
Kalasparata's satellites have a special ray which cuts off the internet in the country it is fired on, as well as television, other electronics, and interestingly, radio. [source]
Kalasparata's satellites have 'super high strength lazors' which can shoot down pretty much anything. It also has...a 20km range? (????) [source]
Kalasparata's borders are marked by a vast wall of brick-covered glass-covered lead. Somehow, the glass keeps in the radiation. [source]
Children may join the Kalasparatan army at age five, provided the parents agree with it. Full independence is granted at age 14. [source]
Kalasparata has drilled 5-8 kilometres into the earth by dogs with digging machines on a lightspeed rocket.[source]
Kalasparata has made a satellite planet which can be controlled at will and miraculously does not crash into the earth. It also 'messes up the tides to [their] benefit' [source]
Kalasparata created a working time machine. [source]
Kala has mounted satellite dishes on top of smart cars which can shoot other satellites out of the sky. [source]
nb. this list has not been updated in, like, six months, but I have an up-to-date archive of most of his posts that I might be able to sort through and find sources for most of them
IC:
Социалистические Советские Штаты Грандия The Soviet Socialist States of Grandais
Grandais fully supports this condemnation. For too long has Kalasparata's human rights abuses gone unchecked, with disapproval the only action taken by the world. We have seen firsthand the extent to which the Kalasparatan government is willing to go for little to no foreseeable gain. Theirs is a world where prisoners have no rights whatsoever and are treated as less than human. The main problem with this is that almost everything is considered a crime in Kalasparata and comes with a vastly disproportionate, often violent punishment. Not even small children are safe from the Kalasparatan police state.While we no longer have delegate power in the WA, we will support this proposal to the full extent of our limited powers.
Yegor Ilyich Varnava Chief Spokesperson of Grandais
This message was approved by: Svetlana Ishutin, Marshal of the Red Army Branimir Sergeyevich Chehachkov, General Secretary of the GpZGB Sonya Pyotrovna Durov, People's Commissar of the Red Fleet Pavel Nikolayevich Kuznetsov, Commander-in-Chief of the Grandian Air Force
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:09 am
by Centropyge
SHORT LOW-PROTOCOL MISSIVE:
The War Council, having convened to discuss the possibility of intervention in Ukranicz's civil war, in passing notes that the nation of Kalasparata is claiming to possess a great deal of highly destructive and often exotic weaponry. While our intelligence services have yet to verify whether reports of huge antimatter bombs and "super high strength lazors [sic]" and the like are accurate, it would seem that any conventional invasion of Kalasparata by our forces alone with the aim of effecting regime change would result in very high casualties for us. As we have a strict policy of reserving nuclear weapons as a last defensive resort or strategic in-kind retaliatory option only, we feel that the only hard action we can take on our own would be to impose economic sanctions on the nation and issue letters of marque against their merchant shipping. Should other nations desire to make a military strike the Empire would consider participating.
As our fact-finding mission has concluded that allegations of longstanding, systemic civil rights abuses by this nation are in fact likely to be accurate, a future naval blockade is not out of the question, but currently the Centropygan Royal Navy is being mustered as we speak to prepare for a possible costly intervention elsewhere and if the operation is greenlighted then we will have no naval forces to spare for further blue water actions for quite some time.
from the Office of His Majesty the Emperor Algernon Katarina Fawkes of Centropyge
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:11 pm
by Sailsia
SAILSIAN WORLD ASSEMBLY OFFICE * * *
The SWAO fully approves the current condemnation of Kalasparata, and asks that the list of offenses committed by it's government be expanded in the current resolution, or that multiple resolutions of condemnation be proposed for every individual policy it's government implements that results in great human suffering and loss of life
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:16 pm
by Aescentia
I support this, and my WA Nation (516 Vespae) will vote for this if it reaches quorum.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:17 pm
by Frenequesta
Lionel Ersthauer peeked into the Security Council offices, and one proposal caught his eye, which immediately lit up. "Despite Frenequesta being a fellow member of the Realm of Unrestricted Science with Kalasparata, we greatly support this proposal. Kalasparata's extremely harsh punishments for minor crimes, bordering on torture to say the least, makes me skeptical that the WA should still classify the nation as an 'Inoffensive Centrist Democracy'."
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:20 pm
by St George of England
The Ambassador from the Imperial English Empire sighs and, yawning, rises. "Why, pray tell, do we waste the Security Council's time with this?" Princess-Regent Sarah looks around. "Do we really need to spend time condemning Kalaspararta? At least every nation has already issued their own condemnation of them at what time or another, do we need to give them a shiny badge as well? And who, can I ask, will deliver said badge to Kalaspararta? Considering their habit of firing anti-matter at passing ships and planes.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:23 pm
by Oceanic Vakiadia
The Imperial Archipelago fully supports the condemnation of Kalasparata for its highly excessive use of antimatter, for it clearly either does not know or chooses not to recognize the consequences of antimatter weapons.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:41 pm
by The Cyrupean WA Office
OOC: This will be submitted to the World Assembly security council after I've gotten some coffee injected into my veins. I'm rewriting portions of it using the data provided by Grandais, seeing as it makes a considerably longer and more valid condemnation against Kalasparata. Thank you very much for providing me additional research voluntarily!
The Imperial Republic of Cyrupe is pleased to see that many nations support our proposal to condemn the nation of Kalasparata for their actions. We are quite frankly surprised that no other condemnation of Kalasparata has ever been proposed to the World Assembly Security Council. Just mentioning the name in these halls makes most delegate's stomachs churn. The primary question has been when this proposal will be submitted to the World Assembly SC for actual voting. It will be submitted to the council within the next two hours, more likely the next hour.
George Ingemar, Delegate of Cyrupe
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:50 pm
by The Nuclear Fist
The Socialist Republic of Rustonia fully supports the resolution.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:00 pm
by The Cyrupean WA Office
OOC: The Condemnation of Kalasparata has been submitted. I am grateful to how many supporters I've received in such little time since I've submitted this as a draft.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:10 pm
by Weylara
Nitpick: remove the apostrophe in the "it's" in the conclusion.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:56 pm
by Kalasparata
I am against this messure. The WA has no right to condemn me. I am NOT in the WA and am allowed to rule my nation the way I chose! If you condemn me, it would be god-moding!
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:21 pm
by Parti Ouvrier
Weylara wrote:Nitpick: remove the apostrophe in the "it's" in the conclusion.
Exactly, I disapprove of this proposal on those grounds alone. And so what if young children have a compulsory college level education, they might be smarter than the international average, did anyone actually think of that? No.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:31 pm
by ConDemmed
OMGeverynameistaken wrote:The Imperial Russian Transtemporal Intelligence Service further notes that, while the Russian Empire is not a member of the UN in any timespace continuum that the IRTIS is aware of, it is also horrified by Kalasparata and wishes to voice its general approval of this measure.
Further, Kalasparata also conducts horrific abuses of its citizen's children, forcing them into college level curriculum by the time they are five. This clearly indicates that either Kalasparata has been experimenting with genetic alterations to improve intelligence on a massive scale (no doubt with many terrible failures) or their education system is run by a sadistic monster who enjoys setting children up for failure. Additionally, the sex education program of Kalasparata exposes children to virtual pornography at the same age.
Were the Russian Empire situated in the same timespace as Kalasparata, it would most likely deem it necessary to conduct a large scale liberation operation on humanitarian grounds.
Sadly, in the opinion of the Russian Empire, your timespace is full of leftists wusses and communists and will never amount to anything.
Fucking hippies.
Yet it's the hippies who are supporting this condemnation. Dam hippy Liberals. Please vote against this.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:47 pm
by Cyrupe
Kalasparata, the World Assembly has every right to condemn or commend whomever they feel is worthy of it. Granted, condemning a nation is an extreme measure but so were your actions in the past and your actions now. You are right on one thing, you are allowed to rule your nation however you choose. However, that doesn't mean the rest of the community won't react to your actions. If condemning you is god modding, then so is every other condemnation and perhaps every commendation in the entire NationStates universe.
Just because I'm the first to write the condemnation certainly doesn't mean I wasn't the first to agree with the fact that ICly, you need to chill out with the extremism.
As for the misplaced apostrophe in the document, I honestly apologize for that oversight to those who are genuinely bothered by it. I cannot fix it since the proposal is already submitted so it's pointless to cry over that gallon of spilled milk. Noticing ConDemmed's post after I submitted this message, I really must say that both 'Hippie' nations and 'Extremist' nations are supporting this proposal and I'm assuming that almost every other walk of life will either support this proposal or be against it. To say only the liberals are supporting it isn't necessarily truthful.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:04 pm
