Silly and/or Illegal GA Proposals. zOMG!

[Flibbleites]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: iranwij_1351151223
Bond of Rights

A resolution to reduce income inequality and increase basic welfare.


Category: Social Justice
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Iranwij

Description: CONSIDERING the importance of 'Working Class' in modern societies and the decisive important role they have in human fundamentals basis,

Noting the structure of some -or maybe- most of the countries economic/social formation is based on a human exploitation and guaranteeing the profit of very few percents of society

Observing the basis of 'Private Ownership' of manufacturing control, put the labour class in a vicious weak position for negotiation

Regarding the Mass production drives more & more people into labour class as white or blue collar workers

Calculating the most of the living people in nowaday societies are an actual Labour

According to the basic of human rights and justice,

Hereby,

1. Forming the workers independent organization in their workplace Must be legalize.

2. The Strike Shall identify as an unquestionable right of workers.

3. Any kind of exclude and sack is illegal Unless the related union has confirm it.

4. All wages Must be decide based on the rate of inflation.

5. If any Private owner of a manufacture unite declare its bankruptcy, the unite ownership Must abalienate to the workers of that unite and they are supposed to control all production and distribution.

6. Any WA member who infract this testament must be eject from WA.

6) seems like a clear game mechanics violation.

Also some Duplication issues, namely resolutions #21 & #43.

[Flibbleites]

Marriage Equality Act

A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.


Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Englandish

Description: NOTING that all human beings regardless of sexual orientation deserve to have any partnership, either through civil union or marriage or any other state that a nation is willing to recognize, will promote equality and happiness within their nation

CONCERNED that failure to recognize people's sexual orientation will lead to civil unrest and such failure will result in a disregard for human rights.

AWARE that while many nations may have personal beilefs on marriage, failure to pass this bill will decrease cohesion within the World Assembly.

Hereby,

1) DEFINES, for the purpose of this Act, that all marriages, regardless of sexual or gender orientation, be recognised by ALL members of the World Assembly.

2) FORMS all necessary regulations that define equality of marriage and all legal procedures for the registration of such marriages or unions.

Member nations shall:

Implement legislation and policy that promotes marriage equality;

Agree that regardless of personal belief, all nation members will strive to implement policy that promotes equality within their nations;

Adopt measures to promote social and education policies in regards to the purpose of the act; and

Ensure that all members, regardless of sexual orientation or gender, have provisions available to them to pursue whatever union they wish to have.

4) DIRECTS member nations to provide equality of marriage to all its citizens.

5) CLARIFIES that member nations may:

promote the act in whatever way they choose, providing that the legal structure enforces the act.

Illegal, Duplication.

[Grays Harbor]

Repeal "Biomedical Innovation Org"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#219

Proposed by: Ziwaiworld

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #219: Biomedical Innovation Org (Category: Education and Creativity; Area of Effect: Educational) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: Description:world assembly

-this actually cuts health care

-more people are getting sick.

-and WA delegates are selfesh and get the power over this.

-it's digusting to donate organs(expect kidneys)

we will replace with this with a better resoulution that will improve organ donations/and fund for more health care.
and Automaticly over turn desicion of this resoulution.and let senior citizens go to clinics for free (if necessary).
-so i suggest this is bad for WA nations.
I herby repeal Biomedical innovation Org.
-22

Paranoid fantasies and a really bad attempt to try and legislate in a repeal. Also, the obligatory misspellings.

[Bears Armed]

Repeal "Biomedical Innovation Org"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

*<snip>*

Paranoid fantasies and a really bad attempt to try and legislate in a repeal. Also, the obligatory misspellings.

I thought that they were only "obligatory" in the case of Edukatonal proposals?
^_^

[Grays Harbor]

Block Trade of Assault Weapons
A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.

Category: Gun Control
Decision: Tighten
Proposed by: United In Community

Description: A motion to ban trade between WA members of assault weapons so that they will not be present in many places to buy. Only in gun manufacturing communities will people be able to purchase the assault weapons. The trade ban will prevent these dangerous and destructive weapons from moving in the world marketplace.

Blog much?

The right to bear arms
A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.

Category: Gun Control
Decision: Relax
Proposed by: Poopy Skidmarks Land

Description: Whereas we recognize that governments are corrupt by nature and will seek to expand their control over their people,

Whereas we believe that the right of the people to defend freedom from encroaching governments is of the highest importance,

Whereas WA nations will find it difficult to oppress an armed citizenry,

We declare that no WA nation shall pass any law to restrict the right of the people to arm themselves so they can defend their freedom.

More blogginess?

Pretty sure that both are illegal somehow, along with just being a bit stupid, but honestly, I can't be bothered to look it up at the moment.

I also am rather amused that these two are posted back-to-back in the proposal lineup.

[Mousebumples]

Paranoid fantasies and a really bad attempt to try and legislate in a repeal. Also, the obligatory misspellings.

I thought that they were only "obligatory" in the case of Edukatonal proposals?
^_^

Biomedical Innovation Org is an Edukatonal resolution. Does that count?

[Dagguerro]

Admittedly I'm a little drunk right now but isn't this:

Improve The Education System

A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.


Category: Education and Creativity


Area of Effect: Educational


Proposed by: Zeigan

Description:

Resolution #221 Improve The Education System

RECOGNIZING that education is the basic needs to improve a country.
ENDORSENING that education make a better future generation for the improving country.

Hereby, the members of the World Assembly act :
1. Increase the National Education System.
2. Raise the national funds for the education.
3. Establish the compulsory of education.

To make a better generation, better nation, and better world.

Essentially duplicative of WA#80 A Promotion of Basic Education? Not to mention badly written.

[Flibbleites]

Division of Wildlife

A resolution to develop industry around the world.


Category: Advancement of Industry
Area of Effect: Environmental Deregulation
Proposed by: Chrotonia

Description: Believing it is imperative that an effort be made to preserve the forest tuna. Recent deforestation has destroyed these majestic creatures natural habituate and naturally their sacred way of life. Although some members of other nations fail to see their significance, their position as the national animal of The Confederacy of The Confederacy of The Island Kingdom shows they are a well respected and highly regarded species in their lands. In the zoological world, they are viewed as precious specimens (tunacus forestus) worthy of meticulous examination due to their highly unusual adaptation to an environment that their closely related species dare not venture into. Truly a marvel of evolution/creationism (whichever you prefer). In addition, let’s not forget their succulent tasty meat that is prized among the citizens of the Island Kingdom. Many of the world famous Island Kingdom cuisine are based around the forest tuna. A true delicacy to anyone fortunate enough to sample such a variety of dish. Even the youth, who can often be seen snacking on candy made from forest tuna eyeballs, view this animal with admiration. The most popular kids television programming has consistently centered around zany characters based on the forest tuna and their naturally adorable and playful nature. Even a theme park based on the forest tuna is in the works. At least half of all sports teams, (professional, amateur or even grade school) have adopted the forest tuna as their loveable mascot. Sports stadiums across the nation are adorned with iconic characters made from the likeness of the loveable forest tuna. Plus all half time shows are never without the spectacle of a tuna costumed performer. A delight for all. Although all attempts at domestication of the forest tuna have met utter failure (due to the fact that they require a great deal of free space and no one can seem to figure out what they eat), they still have a great deal of loyal fans from people not only on the Paradise Islands, but regions around the world. In short, this animal is far too important to allow to slip onto the growing list of extinct species.

Imploring nations establish and subsidize a privatized Division of Wildlife to better protect and regulate their beloved animals that inhabit their wildernesses.

Establishing privatized Divisions of Wildlife would ensure better protections of beloved species, like the Forest Tuna, from being subject to mass extinctions. To achieve this vision, we can hand over this process to private enterprise (Divisions of Wildlife) which can regulate hunting procedures and camp grounds. Tourism and payment for hunting licenses will provide monetary support while also improving economy. This program can also extend to adopt other nations national animal enterprises across nation borders.

Illegal, Branding, Duplication and wrong category.

[Tanular]

I hate forest tuna, personally. Always flying around and getting fish oil on the trees and stuff.

[Grays Harbor]

The World Guard
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.

Category: International Security
Strength: Significant

Proposed by: Global Enterprise


Description: Recognizes that invader region exist that invade helpless founderless regions, my nation wishes to create A World Guard To help defend regions who ask for help.

This Guard shall consist of 10 WA Nations and 5 reserve Nations.

Recruiting for this Guard shall be taken cared of by my nation.

If passed The World Guard shall be the World Assembly's main and only Guard against invaders.

Metagaming and creates a WA military. Illegal

[Damanucus]

The World Guard
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.

Category: International Security
Strength: Significant

Proposed by: Global Enterprise


Description: Recognizes that invader region exist that invade helpless founderless regions, my nation wishes to create A World Guard To help defend regions who ask for help.

This Guard shall consist of 10 WA Nations and 5 reserve Nations.

Recruiting for this Guard shall be taken cared of by my nation.

If passed The World Guard shall be the World Assembly's main and only Guard against invaders.

Metagaming and creates a WA military. Illegal

I told them that one personally, before I even saw the proposal (and after it disappeared).

I love the WA military ones; they're easy to pick.

[Bears Armed]

The World Guard
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.

Category: International Security
Strength: Significant

Proposed by: Global Enterprise


Description: Recognizes that invader region exist that invade helpless founderless regions, my nation wishes to create A World Guard To help defend regions who ask for help.

This Guard shall consist of 10 WA Nations and 5 reserve Nations.

Recruiting for this Guard shall be taken cared of by my nation.

If passed The World Guard shall be the World Assembly's main and only Guard against invaders.

Metagaming and creates a WA military. Illegal

Not to mention the Branding...

[Armed Bears]

[Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#10
Proposed by: Malaysia 12

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #10: Nuclear Arms Possession Act (Category: International Security; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The law is shall ban all the WA members from possessing any nuclear weapons even to defend themselves from hostile nations. It can kills civilian upon using it. WA members shall use other methods to solve the problems other than having war. Therefore, nuclear weapons is not necessary and shall be ban among the WA members.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 71 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 9 hours

Tries to include new legislation in a Repeal: Illegal.

[Grays Harbor]

Gun Control Act 2012
A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.

Category: Gun Control
Decision: Tighten
Proposed by: Malaysia 12

Description: In order to protect the security of all the member states, it requires a strict legislation to further control the Guns in the countries.
It is a mandatory to apply for a licence to have a gun!
All the aims for having a gun shall be included in the application.
Anyone breach the law shall be sentenced to imprisonment for life. The heavy penalty is to deter abuse of gun.

Bloody Stupid.

Repeal "Freedom of Marriage Act"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#15
Proposed by: New Bovinia

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #15: Freedom of Marriage Act (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: We the citizens of New Bovinia feel this resolution should be repealed for the following reasons:

A) While religious communities right to recognize or not recognize unions of their choosing, it does not acknowledge the situation church ran states face in being asked to not discriminate against certian marital unions. When the church and state are one and the same you have a paradox where the church may discriminate however at the same time it is not allowed to discriminate against said couples as a state.

B) This resolution specifically states unions between [b]two[b] people shall be protected, while cultures that practice polygamy are not protected.

C) Issues of inheritance etc can be resolved with written will and testaments regardless of if persons in said will are recognized as a spouse/ partner.

Branding

[United Federation of Canada]

[Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#10
Proposed by: Malaysia 12

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #10: Nuclear Arms Possession Act (Category: International Security; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The law is shall ban all the WA members from possessing any nuclear weapons even to defend themselves from hostile nations. It can kills civilian upon using it. WA members shall use other methods to solve the problems other than having war. Therefore, nuclear weapons is not necessary and shall be ban among the WA members.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 71 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 9 hours

Tries to include new legislation in a Repeal: Illegal.

Not to mention god awful spelling and grammar

[Grays Harbor]

Repeal "The Prisoners of War Accord"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#18

Proposed by: The Republic for a Greater Unity

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #18: The Prisoners of War Accord (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: This act would hereby repeal The Prisoner of War Accord, being that the act:

1) focuses on giving too many freedoms, rights and privileges to the people that, in war time, mean to do a nation and it's people harm
A. If a solider at war is found in uniform or where there is other good reason to believe he or she belongs to an opposing armed force, the other nation has the right to act in anyway they see fit to better their nations safety.

2) PROHIBITS clause(s) contradict MANDATES clause(s)

3) The right for a nation to act in their own ways to preserve their safety is enacted in their own accordance

This act would officially REPEAL GA #18 and rule it null and void

1 and 3 appear to be trying to legislate within a repeal. 2 is just confusing. This is a textbook case of why drafts should be posted here first.

[The Republic of Lanos]

I got two!

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: colton_wellnitz_1352036288
Cleaner Cars for the World?

A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.

Category: Environmental

Industry Affected: Automobile Manufacturing

Proposed by: Colton Wellnitz

Description: Automobiles have been polluting the Earth since the beginning of time. Should we stop them?

Approvals: 1 (The Nation of Squirrelpusses)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 70 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 1 hour

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: empire_of_hong_kong_1352043256
Repeal "The Landmine Convention"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal

Resolution: GA#40

Proposed by: Empire of Hong Kong

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #40: The Landmine Convention (Category: Global Disarmament; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: Landmines can be of great strategic importance. By blocking off roads or paths with mines a nation can gain a strategic advantage over their enemies.
Non members of the WA are not bound by this and thus hold a strategic advantage from the outset of any war or attempted invasion.
Land mines are usually placed in a battle zone and thus civilian risk is quite low as they should not be in the area.
Landmines can be cleared after a battle.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 71 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 1 hour

[Grays Harbor]

I got two!

[box]GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: colton_wellnitz_1352036288
Cleaner Cars for the World?

A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.

Category: Environmental

Industry Affected: Automobile Manufacturing

Proposed by: Colton Wellnitz

Description: Automobiles have been polluting the Earth since the beginning of time. Should we stop them?

Since the beginning of time? Really? I don't recall any Roman or Greek murals ever being uncovered with SUV's and Pick-ups on them. Ancient Mayan drawings of the family station wagon? Nope, none of those either. T-Rex in a truck? Don't recall seeing one of those either.

[Moronist Decisions]

Does that proposal even do anything?

[The Republic of Lanos]

Does that proposal even do anything?

None of the two I posted do jack squat.

[Flibbleites]

T-Rex in a truck? Don't recall seeing one of those either.

Isn't that basically what gas is?

[T-Rexes In Trucks]

T-Rex in a truck? Don't recall seeing one of those either.

Isn't that basically what gas is?

Good sir, we take offense to that idea that we, T-Rexes that drive around in trucks, would be used to fuel the cars of the future. We'd rather use the plants to make our diesel fuel than to be used *shudders* as your fuel.

*drives off in his Chevy Silverado with a T Rex flag on a flagpole in the back*

[Mayan SUV]

I got two!

[box]GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: colton_wellnitz_1352036288
Cleaner Cars for the World?

A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.

Category: Environmental

Industry Affected: Automobile Manufacturing

Proposed by: Colton Wellnitz

Description: Automobiles have been polluting the Earth since the beginning of time. Should we stop them?

Since the beginning of time? Really? I don't recall any Roman or Greek murals ever being uncovered with SUV's and Pick-ups on them. Ancient Mayan drawings of the family station wagon? Nope, none of those either. T-Rex in a truck? Don't recall seeing one of those either.

You obviously have never seen our awesome collection of family vehicles. Better than our calender.

[United Federation of Canada]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: sino-japano_1352169488

Education evolution
A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.


Category: Education and Creativity

Area of Effect: Educational

Proposed by: Sino-Japano

Description: (1) Opening places in universities for foreign students
(2) Sharing technology and research

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 72 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 2 hours

ILLEGAL. No operating clause.

[Charlotte Ryberg]

Are The Stakes Too High?

Category: Gambling
Legalize/Outlaw: Outlaw
Proposed by: Twisted Dimension

Description: Now-a-days I see children gambling on the sidewalks with toys or their parents money and for what? Just to prove that they are old enough for this adult subject.

I say we must tighten laws on gambling and should teach kids that gambling is not a thing to be playing around with, in fact, why not ban the whole thing?

Help me bring Gambling down and it's influence

Statement with no formative action outlined.