Silly and/or Illegal GA Proposals. zOMG!

[Alqania]

THE HELPFUL MARRIED
A resolution to reduce income inequality and increase basic welfare.


Category: Social Justice
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Fayyaz

Description: TO ALL THE WORLD ASSEMBLY NATIONS,

Our Nation Wants to get all persons just married once if they married once then they would not be able to do another Married with having the first one weather he or she..
If they both or any one want to be the second one so they should leave the first MARRIED and get DIVORCED..
And make it legal to the COURT because if the MARRIED is legal then GOVERNMENT knows that who MARRIED and who not..

BELIEVING:

THAT if they MARRIED and they won't be able to continue their way so the nation will be having a problem of ECONOMICALLY worst and they are far back from other nations and if they MARRIED the only one time with any WOMAN or MAN at a time so it will be a helpful and powerful for THEM too...
AND if a person get two at a time so he or she will be put onto jail and to the JUDICIARY..
IF the FIRST MARRIED want to DIVORCE by any one of them so they will be REGISTER it in THE COURT by the legal formality and then they SHOULD go for the SECOND MARRIED..

SAVING:

THIS should save some life's too who MARRIED the FIRST and leave it and go for THE SECOND one then leave it and go for THIRD..
AND the people who get in this WORLD from THEIR SEX they are going to the ORPHANS and the GOVERNMENT to see them and they are not too be CONFIDENT in their OWN life's..

ACTION:

SO every NATION to take a serious ACTION on this MATTER...

WTF is this? I can't make heads or tails of it from the bizarre way it is written.

I think, with an emphasis on think, it's a ban on polygamy and giving people the right to divorce. I'd say it's in the Wrong Category and illegal for Duplicating (or possibly Contradicting, hard to tell when the proposal isn't more comprehensible) GA#39.

[Alqania]

Manifest Destiny

A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.


Category: Furtherment of Democracy


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Lomaner

Description: The Assembled Nations of the World,

AFFIRMING the primacy of popular sovereignty over the sovereignty of a particular state;

SUPPORTING the cause of revolution and intervention in toppling oppressive and unjust regimes;

NOTING that the general consensus of the World Assembly is to condemn the invasion of or intervention in a particular region;

ACKNOWLEDGING that the ultimate goal of international engagement is to establish a set of principles by which all humanity will be governed justly;

HEREBY:

1) COMMANDS that invasions and political developments by interest groups that are attempting to topple autocratic regimes are not impeded by sanctions or international condemnation;

2) MANDATES the World Assembly to take direct and concrete action to stamp out authoritarian and illiberal practice within its ranks;

3) COMMENDS nations that engage in activity to liberate or protect regions under threat of extremism and oppression;

4) RECOMMENDS that further action is taken to dismantle or reform international groupings that encourage or practice oppression and that these groupings are, in extreme cases, annexed by or taken control of in the interests of their populace;

5) CONCEDES that measures to this effect can be highly disruptive, and that such measures should be authorised or acknowledged by the World Assembly to ensure impartial and fair practice in eliminating tyranny.

This proposal shall therefore be known as Manifest Destiny for professing the enforcement a single international standard law before the sovereignty of nations that are unable to abide by basic standards of human decency.

Seems to me like an Ideological Ban and a breach of WA Neutrality.

[Damanucus]

THE HELPFUL MARRIED
A resolution to reduce income inequality and increase basic welfare.


Category: Social Justice
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Fayyaz

Description: TO ALL THE WORLD ASSEMBLY NATIONS,

Our Nation Wants to get all persons just married once if they married once then they would not be able to do another Married with having the first one weather he or she..
If they both or any one want to be the second one so they should leave the first MARRIED and get DIVORCED..
And make it legal to the COURT because if the MARRIED is legal then GOVERNMENT knows that who MARRIED and who not..

BELIEVING:

THAT if they MARRIED and they won't be able to continue their way so the nation will be having a problem of ECONOMICALLY worst and they are far back from other nations and if they MARRIED the only one time with any WOMAN or MAN at a time so it will be a helpful and powerful for THEM too...
AND if a person get two at a time so he or she will be put onto jail and to the JUDICIARY..
IF the FIRST MARRIED want to DIVORCE by any one of them so they will be REGISTER it in THE COURT by the legal formality and then they SHOULD go for the SECOND MARRIED..

SAVING:

THIS should save some life's too who MARRIED the FIRST and leave it and go for THE SECOND one then leave it and go for THIRD..
AND the people who get in this WORLD from THEIR SEX they are going to the ORPHANS and the GOVERNMENT to see them and they are not too be CONFIDENT in their OWN life's..

ACTION:

SO every NATION to take a serious ACTION on this MATTER...

WTF is this? I can't make heads or tails of it from the bizarre way it is written.

Blogposal, in part. But it looks like it wants to permit polygamy. Can someone get in touch with the writer of this, nut out some basics they want if they want to allow polygamy?

[Flibbleites]

Separation of Church and State

A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.


Category: Human Rights
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Eleutheria

Description: The World Assembly,

AKNOWLEDGING that religion is the cause for much violence and conflict in the world.

AFFIRMING that preferential treatment of a specific religion unfairly discriminates against those of other faiths or those of no faith.

REALISING that this is the cause of further conflict, and is contrary to the human right of the individual to believe in what he/she wants.

CONFIRMING that the Separation of Church and State is the only way to assure the religious freedoms of religious and non-religious minorities.
Hereby:

1. Defines a "Church" as an organisation dedicated to the worship of a religion.

2. Defines a religion as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.

3.Demands that no state should subsidise or show any preferential treatment for any individual religion or faith, or indeed to show a preference for theists over atheists.

4.Requires that nations do not bestow constitutional power to those that are ranking members of a Church.

5.Further requires that Heads of State remain strictly non-partisan in religious issues, and are not an official member of a Church or Religion, whilst they may believe what they want in private.

6.Encourages nations to restrict prayer and the wearing of religious symbols to within the home, in order to avoid conflict or prejudicial treatment of believers.

Illegal, Idealogical Ban.

[Merfurian]

Protect Gun Rights

A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.


Category: Gun Control


Decision: Relax


Proposed by: The Aztec Allience

Description: NOTICING the danger criminals pose on unsuspecting bystanders
BELIEVING that guns can help protect victims from criminals
SEEING that gun sales and production can help the economy and produce jobs
HERBY
PROHIBITS nations from banning any gun to the public with the exeption of automatic weapons
ALLOWS nations to regulate guns however they like without banning them

Contradictary.

[Frisbeeteria]

Protect Gun Rights

A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.


Category: Gun Control


Decision: Relax


Proposed by: The Aztec Allience

Description: NOTICING the danger criminals pose on unsuspecting bystanders
BELIEVING that guns can help protect victims from criminals
SEEING that gun sales and production can help the economy and produce jobs
HERBY
PROHIBITS nations from banning any gun to the public with the exeption of automatic weapons
ALLOWS nations to regulate guns however they like without banning them

Contradictary.

Contradicting what? I don't believe we've ever passed gun control legislation.

[Flibbleites]

Contradictary.

Contradicting what? I don't believe we've ever passed gun control legislation.

More importantly, it has its own thread.

[Alqania]

Contradictary.

Contradicting what? I don't believe we've ever passed gun control legislation.

Technically, we have. But it's been repealed, so it's irrelevant now.

[Astro-Malsitari WA Seat]

WTF is this? I can't make heads or tails of it from the bizarre way it is written.

I think, with an emphasis on think, it's a ban on polygamy and giving people the right to divorce. I'd say it's in the Wrong Category and illegal for Duplicating (or possibly Contradicting, hard to tell when the proposal isn't more comprehensible) GA#39.

I think it means that cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[Grays Harbor]

Help the Needing
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.


Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Peace Juna

Description: Many in the counries have a lack of wealth.
Notice: We need a program to help these people and give them the help they need.
Help: Set aside some money from each government to lessen the gaps between the wealths.
Watch: study each programs growth in every individual country and see the positive affects.
Reccap: Have every country to start a program to help the poor and needing and watch the effects turn all countries so that the economies will grow as well for the people will be able to work more. Start this program in every country.

Blog. Nothing there but "happy kitten" wishes and kisses. I would say it was poorly thought out, but that would be an insult to the poorly thought out proposals. This is worse than that, it it just .... well, bloody stupid.

[Flibbleites]

Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#10
Proposed by: Reddevia II

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #10: Nuclear Arms Possession Act (Category: International Security; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument:
NOTICING that the laws for the carrying of nuclear weaponry are vague.

UNDERSTANDING that nuclear weapons are extremely dangerous tools of destruction, otherwise known as WMDs.

BELIEVING that nations do have the right to self defense, but need more restrictions on carrying them.

NOTING that any nation, whether new or old, with access to WMDs might not be sufficient enough in military to protect the nuclear weapon, yet still request them.

REALIZING that any non-WA nation of significant size which does not have any nuclear warheads may invade WA nations of smaller size and seize said WA-instituted nukes,

FEARING the threat of WMDs being put in the wrong hands, despite the best wishes of the nation,

HEREBY REPEALS GA Resolution # 10, Nuclear Arms Possession. Act

I had no idea that the NAPA authorized the WA to give nations nuclear weapons.

Or to put it another way, illegal, Honest Mistake.

[Alqania]

Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#10
Proposed by: Reddevia II

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #10: Nuclear Arms Possession Act (Category: International Security; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument:
NOTICING that the laws for the carrying of nuclear weaponry are vague.

UNDERSTANDING that nuclear weapons are extremely dangerous tools of destruction, otherwise known as WMDs.

BELIEVING that nations do have the right to self defense, but need more restrictions on carrying them.

NOTING that any nation, whether new or old, with access to WMDs might not be sufficient enough in military to protect the nuclear weapon, yet still request them.

REALIZING that any non-WA nation of significant size which does not have any nuclear warheads may invade WA nations of smaller size and seize said WA-instituted nukes,

FEARING the threat of WMDs being put in the wrong hands, despite the best wishes of the nation,

HEREBY REPEALS GA Resolution # 10, Nuclear Arms Possession. Act

I had no idea that the NAPA authorized the WA to give nations nuclear weapons.

Or to put it another way, illegal, Honest Mistake.

Carrying nuclear weapons? Should I start drafting a proposal on concealed carry of WMDs?

[Merfurian]

Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#10
Proposed by: Reddevia II

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #10: Nuclear Arms Possession Act (Category: International Security; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument:
NOTICING that the laws for the carrying of nuclear weaponry are vague.

UNDERSTANDING that nuclear weapons are extremely dangerous tools of destruction, otherwise known as WMDs.

BELIEVING that nations do have the right to self defense, but need more restrictions on carrying them.

NOTING that any nation, whether new or old, with access to WMDs might not be sufficient enough in military to protect the nuclear weapon, yet still request them.

REALIZING that any non-WA nation of significant size which does not have any nuclear warheads may invade WA nations of smaller size and seize said WA-instituted nukes,

FEARING the threat of WMDs being put in the wrong hands, despite the best wishes of the nation,

HEREBY REPEALS GA Resolution # 10, Nuclear Arms Possession. Act

I had no idea that the NAPA authorized the WA to give nations nuclear weapons.

You had no idea...? Honestly Flib, being as you're the champion of GAR#10 (you wrote the ruddy thing), I thought you'd know it back to front, and that you'd know what the NAPA does and doesn't do.

[Flibbleites]

I had no idea that the NAPA authorized the WA to give nations nuclear weapons.

You had no idea...? Honestly Flib, being as you're the champion of GAR#10 (you wrote the ruddy thing), I thought you'd know it back to front, and that you'd know what the NAPA does and doesn't do.

And apparently your sarcasm detector in on the fritz.

[Merfurian]

You had no idea...? Honestly Flib, being as you're the champion of GAR#10 (you wrote the ruddy thing), I thought you'd know it back to front, and that you'd know what the NAPA does and doesn't do.

And apparently your sarcasm detector in on the fritz.

What sarcasm? I do not spot any sarcasm in my comment regarding your post on the attempted repeal of NAPA

[Damanucus]

And apparently your sarcasm detector in on the fritz.

What sarcasm? I do not spot any sarcasm in my comment regarding your post on the attempted repeal of NAPA

Flib's first comment was sarcastic.

[Goobergunchia]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: grecjango_1330554179

Repeal "Restrictions on Child Labor"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal | Resolution: GA#4 | Proposed by: Grecjango

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #4: Restrictions on Child Labor (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Strong) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: child labour helps the economy. we at grecjango will ensure the safety of these children. they will get 3 hours each day during work to get an education. this also helps struggling families make more money so they can have better lives.

A point of order lies against this proposal for including new legislation in a repeal.

[Cowardly Pacifists]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: grecjango_1330554179

Repeal "Restrictions on Child Labor"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal | Resolution: GA#4 | Proposed by: Grecjango

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #4: Restrictions on Child Labor (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Strong) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: child labour helps the economy. we at grecjango will ensure the safety of these children. they will get 3 hours each day during work to get an education. this also helps struggling families make more money so they can have better lives.

A point of order lies against this proposal for including new legislation in a repeal.

The Secretariat should let this one slide. I think most of us would be quite content to let this repeal go through if we could count on Grecjango to "ensure the safety" of our children, and provide them 3 hours of schooling each day.

I'm surprised and delighted that Grecjango would be so generous as to provide for the safety and education of every child in the WA!

[Alqania]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: grecjango_1330554179

Repeal "Restrictions on Child Labor"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal | Resolution: GA#4 | Proposed by: Grecjango

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #4: Restrictions on Child Labor (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Strong) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: child labour helps the economy. we at grecjango will ensure the safety of these children. they will get 3 hours each day during work to get an education. this also helps struggling families make more money so they can have better lives.

A point of order lies against this proposal for including new legislation in a repeal.

I also see Branding in it and think there might be an Honest Mistake involved.

[Diol]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: grecjango_1330554179

Repeal "Restrictions on Child Labor"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal | Resolution: GA#4 | Proposed by: Grecjango

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #4: Restrictions on Child Labor (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Strong) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: child labour helps the economy. we at grecjango will ensure the safety of these children. they will get 3 hours each day during work to get an education. this also helps struggling families make more money so they can have better lives.

A point of order lies against this proposal for including new legislation in a repeal.

The Secretariat should let this one slide. I think most of us would be quite content to let this repeal go through if we could count on Grecjango to "ensure the safety" of our children, and provide them 3 hours of schooling each day.

I'm surprised and delighted that Grecjango would be so generous as to provide for the safety and education of every child in the WA!

Well, I may have to join the wa, it'll cirtainly lower my education budget, what with grecjango providing free education.

Thank you, Grecjango! I'm sure the bailout fund will have to open up soon, though.

[Damanucus]

Well, I may have to join the wa, it'll cirtainly lower my education budget, what with grecjango providing free education.

Please, do join; we have free delicious cookies, and beer, and talking animals, and rainbows, and defenestration cannons, and I just made it sound like an opium den.

[Moronist Decisions]

Well, I may have to join the wa, it'll cirtainly lower my education budget, what with grecjango providing free education.

Please, do join; we have free delicious cookies, and beer, and talking animals, and rainbows, and defenestration cannons, and I just made it sound like an opium den.

Only problem: he must give up slavery if he wants to stay in the WA.

[Damanucus]

Please, do join; we have free delicious cookies, and beer, and talking animals, and rainbows, and defenestration cannons, and I just made it sound like an opium den.

Only problem: he must give up slavery if he wants to stay in the WA.

Oh I'm sure the WA can turn a blind eye to that...

[Diol]

Please, do join; we have free delicious cookies, and beer, and talking animals, and rainbows, and defenestration cannons, and I just made it sound like an opium den.

Only problem: he must give up slavery if he wants to stay in the WA.

Well, I'd have to give up raiding. I'm not giving up raiding. I'm currently empire.

[The Most Glorious Hack]

Well, I may have to join the wa, it'll cirtainly lower my education budget, what with grecjango providing free education.

No kidding. That would free up fully half of my budget!