Silly and/or Illegal GA Proposals. zOMG!

[Grays Harbor]

'Tis obvious. Can't people be bothered to read the stickies?

Especially when it isn't their first offence.

Or spell. World Assebly Military Forces?? Now, I will be the first to admit my own spelling is, on occasion, quite, umm, "creative", but that’s what SPELLCHECK is for, hnh?

[Flibbleites]

Speaking of spelling.

Recognition of Heritage

A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.


Category: Education and Creativity
Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage
Proposed by: Israeli-Gimmel

Description: RECOGNITION OF HERITAGE

ARTICLE I - The celebrations, holidays, etc. of varius heritages and cultures shall be ALLOWED and ENCOURAGED on all terms

ARTICLE II - Children, and adults if neccessary, shall be EDUCATED about their own heritage to the full extent

ARTICLE III - Students shall be REQUIRED to learn about at least one heritage, other than their own, to the full extent.

ARTICLE IV - In schools and local places, people of different heritages shall be INTEGRATED with each other to further more increase the learning of cultures and heritages, both their's and others'.

ARTICLE V - To PREVENT sny future genocides of a certain heritage/culture students shall be REQUIRED to learn about the effects of genocide. They shall also be REQUIRED to learn about at least one DIFFERENT heritage EACH YEAR.

ARTICLE VI - All nations of the World Assembly shall FOLLOW these rules or face the consequences.

[Moronist Decisions]

utter and pure <censored>

I heard that the Doomian culture involves shooting people for sport. Does that mean we will need to legalize murder?

And learn "to the full extent" ... what does that mean? You have to know everything?

And what if we only have Morons in a particular town/province? Do I need to send them all to boarding school.

As for article VI - what does that mean? I thought the Gnomes from the compliance commission took care of stuff like that.

Good grief. This is bloody stupid.

[Grays Harbor]

Speaking of spelling.

Recognition of Heritage

A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.


Category: Education and Creativity
Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage
Proposed by: Israeli-Gimmel

Description: RECOGNITION OF HERITAGE

ARTICLE I - The celebrations, holidays, etc. of varius heritages and cultures shall be ALLOWED and ENCOURAGED on all terms

ARTICLE II - Children, and adults if neccessary, shall be EDUCATED about their own heritage to the full extent

ARTICLE III - Students shall be REQUIRED to learn about at least one heritage, other than their own, to the full extent.

ARTICLE IV - In schools and local places, people of different heritages shall be INTEGRATED with each other to further more increase the learning of cultures and heritages, both their's and others'.

ARTICLE V - To PREVENT sny future genocides of a certain heritage/culture students shall be REQUIRED to learn about the effects of genocide. They shall also be REQUIRED to learn about at least one DIFFERENT heritage EACH YEAR.

ARTICLE VI - All nations of the World Assembly shall FOLLOW these rules or face the consequences.

The RANDOM use of capitalization is ALSO pretty bloody annoying, DON'T you think? Personally, we have seen better writing on the wrapping papers of our toilet tissue.

[Grays Harbor]

ok, pretty sure this doesn't already have its own topic.

Restrict Business and Ban Cars
A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.


Category: Environmental
Industry Affected: All Businesses
Proposed by: Northern Ecuador

Description: The Republic of Northern Ecuador,

ACKNOWLEDGING that automobiles are dangerous to the world's environment,

STATING that global warming could be reversed if not for the automobile,

ALSO ACKNOWLEDGING that manufacturers in poorer nations with few or no environmental laws spew thousands of ppms of CO2 into the atmosphere every day,

FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGING that these emissions are also laden with such dangerous compounds as sulfur, methane, and mercury,

HOPING to allow our children to live in a better world than we do,

FURTHER HOPING that our children will be able to breahe pure air and will not be born with birth defects,

HEREBY brings into effect universal restrictions of manufacturing and outlawing of Automobiles.

Just idiotic, moronic and downright bloody stupid. Pie-in-the-sky tree-hugging crap. We especially love the "Oooh, global warming would be cured immediately if there were no cars" bollocks.

[Flibbleites]

ok, pretty sure this doesn't already have its own topic.

Restrict Business and Ban Cars
A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.


Category: Environmental
Industry Affected: All Businesses
Proposed by: Northern Ecuador

Description: The Republic of Northern Ecuador,

ACKNOWLEDGING that automobiles are dangerous to the world's environment,

STATING that global warming could be reversed if not for the automobile,

ALSO ACKNOWLEDGING that manufacturers in poorer nations with few or no environmental laws spew thousands of ppms of CO2 into the atmosphere every day,

FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGING that these emissions are also laden with such dangerous compounds as sulfur, methane, and mercury,

HOPING to allow our children to live in a better world than we do,

FURTHER HOPING that our children will be able to breahe pure air and will not be born with birth defects,

HEREBY brings into effect universal restrictions of manufacturing and outlawing of Automobiles.

Just idiotic, moronic and downright bloody stupid. Pie-in-the-sky tree-hugging crap. We especially love the "Oooh, global warming would be cured immediately if there were no cars" bollocks.

It's also Branded.

[Frenequesta]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: kuwat_1300494668
Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal


Resolution: GA#8


Proposed by: Kuwat

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #8: World Assembly Headquarters (Category: Political Stability; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The fact that th WA has the nerve to restrict the rights of the people of the world is appaling the freedoms of the world sould not ever been taken away this act sould be abolished compeltely from the halls of the WA.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 66 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 2 hours

Game Mechanics, purely a national sovereignty argument, and not even the correct resolution he appears to want to repeal.

[Flibbleites]

End Homophobia Act

A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.


Category: Human Rights
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Ravineworld

Description: ACKNOWLEDGING that being homosexual can not be controlled.
NOTING that some nations have laws against homosexuals including but not limited to: Ban on homosexuality, No gay marriage, etc.
ACKNOWLEDGING that these laws are an intrusion into human rights.
WE HEREBY ban all anti homosexual laws in WA nations.

Illegal, duplication of the marriage resolution whose name I'm blanking on a the moment.

[Moronist Decisions]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: sadistic_gods_1300499182
DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM

A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.


Category: Furtherment of Democracy


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Sadistic Gods

Description: I PROPOSE THAT WE ENCOURAGE NEW AND FEEBLE NATIONS TO CONVERT TO A DEMOCRACY. THE REASON IS BECAUSE THE RULERS OF NEW COUNTRIES AREN'T EXPERINCED SO THEY NEED THE PEOPLE TO HELP THEM

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 66 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 2 hours

New and feeble nations? We can't single them out. Also, ideological ban? And what sort of argument is this.

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: sadistic_gods_1300499380
UNIVERSAL WAR

A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.


Category: International Security


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Sadistic Gods

Description: PLEASE LET ME RULE. WE MOST GO TO WAR TO ROOT OUT THE WEAK NATIONS, SO ONLY THE STRONG AND POWERFUL. I PROPOSE THAT WE DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE AND THE VICTOR MUST BE TREATED LIKE A GOD. THE "GOD" WILL THEN HAVE TO CHOOSE 20 MAJOR "GODS" TO ADVISE HIM AND THEN MINOR GODS.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 66 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 2 hours

Game mechanics, and what the censored?


It is also interesting to compare the two proposals ... by the same ALLCAPS experts

[Moronist Decisions]

Finally ...

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: sadistic_gods_1300498868
Ion Cannon

A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.


Category: International Security


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Sadistic Gods

Description: About- Arming stronger countries with Ion cannon that is Satellite.
Cost- 70 billion dollars for 3 satellite.
How it works-Particles are sped up and concertrated.
We can use them to tear holes through entire planets in on second. They only destroy the area that it is aimed at it.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 66 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 2 hours

Lolwut?

[Frenequesta]

Not to mention:

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: sadistic_gods_1300499538
WORLD EMPIRE

A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.


Category: Political Stability


Strength: Mild


Proposed by: Sadistic Gods

Description: ABOUT-CREATE 12 EMPIRES
WE SHOULD CREATE 12 REGIONS SO EVERYTHING IS MORE ORGANIZED.

Approvals: 0

Game mechanics, and just badly written. I almost doubt whoever is making these is serious.

[Flibbleites]

WORLD EMPIRE

A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.


Category: Political Stability
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Sadistic Gods

Description: ABOUT-CREATE 12 EMPIRES
WE SHOULD CREATE 12 REGIONS SO EVERYTHING IS MORE ORGANIZED.

Illegal, Game Mechanics.

[Flibbleites]

Not to mention:

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: sadistic_gods_1300499538
WORLD EMPIRE

A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.


Category: Political Stability


Strength: Mild


Proposed by: Sadistic Gods

Description: ABOUT-CREATE 12 EMPIRES
WE SHOULD CREATE 12 REGIONS SO EVERYTHING IS MORE ORGANIZED.

Approvals: 0

Game mechanics, and just badly written. I almost doubt whoever is making these is serious.

Either that or they're aiming for an ejection.

[Grays Harbor]

Repeal "Permit Male Circumcision"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#141
Proposed by: Trilonia Ehrentzen

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #141: Permit Male Circumcision (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: RECOGNIZING the false fact that male circumcision may be performed for any medical reason.
False according to who? Evidence please?

BEING AWARE that male circumcision was introduced in some countries centuries ago to prevent easy masturbation.

ALSO AWARE that masturbation most commonly is recognized as bad not only morally, but most religiously.
So, you want to repeal because of masturbation prohibitions? Of a religious nature?

INFORMING that male circumcision is a religious act that has no medical reasons and exposes babies for unnecessary pain and health risk.
And now we get the contradiction, that this should be repealed because circumcision IS a religious act, and only a religious act.

HEREBY,
REPEALS Resoulution #141, "Permit Male Circumcision".

Well, this is one of the more unsubstantiated and contradictory repeal attempts we've seen. We are near certain there have been others even more contradictory, but this seems a fine example of that.

[Flibbleites]

RINGKY DINKY DONK MOFOS

A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.


Category: Recreational Drug Use
Decision: Legalize
Proposed by: Sadistic Gods

Description: BLACK TAR HEROINE IS NOW LEGAL FOR USE, EVEN MINORS,SO IS CRACK FOR THE AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY. I AM BLACK SO IT CHILL RIGHT DOG

Great, they're back.

[Moronist Decisions]

Was gping to post that, got ninja'ed. WTF ... do they want to leave the WA?

Edited to add: who the hell endorses such dufii?

[Kryozerkia]

RINGKY DINKY DONK MOFOS

A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.


Category: Recreational Drug Use
Decision: Legalize
Proposed by: Sadistic Gods

Description: BLACK TAR HEROINE IS NOW LEGAL FOR USE, EVEN MINORS,SO IS CRACK FOR THE AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY. I AM BLACK SO IT CHILL RIGHT DOG

Great, they're back.

...and they're gone. They've been ejected.

[Grays Harbor]

Toothless Tigers Speak Softly
A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.


Category: Political Stability
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Goltzborg

Description: Whereas, Written condemnation of a nation alone, is too soon forgotten without any visual signs to reinforce said condemnation;

Whereas, A visual sign, as a symbolic stigma of WA Sanctions being enforces against any nation that is formally condemned, should produce more positive future interactions between governments;

Therefore, Immediately upon approval of this proposal, having been endorsed by a majority of member-states to the World Assembly;

Let it be known, that any nation which is formally condemned by other nations of the community of nations within the World Assembly, shall have a *negative" WA symbol promptly and prominently embedded onto its nation's NationState homepage; and shall remain there no less than 6 months, or until said nations publicly apologizes for their discretions.

WTF do they think the CONDEMN symbol is for? The Security Council? Holy Kee-rist, does NOBODY pay attention anymore? I believe this may not be their first bit of drivel submitted, either.

[Flibbleites]

Toothless Tigers Speak Softly
A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.


Category: Political Stability
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Goltzborg

Description: Whereas, Written condemnation of a nation alone, is too soon forgotten without any visual signs to reinforce said condemnation;

Whereas, A visual sign, as a symbolic stigma of WA Sanctions being enforces against any nation that is formally condemned, should produce more positive future interactions between governments;

Therefore, Immediately upon approval of this proposal, having been endorsed by a majority of member-states to the World Assembly;

Let it be known, that any nation which is formally condemned by other nations of the community of nations within the World Assembly, shall have a *negative" WA symbol promptly and prominently embedded onto its nation's NationState homepage; and shall remain there no less than 6 months, or until said nations publicly apologizes for their discretions.

WTF do they think the CONDEMN symbol is for? The Security Council? Holy Kee-rist, does NOBODY pay attention anymore? I believe this may not be their first bit of drivel submitted, either.

Not to mention illegal, Game Mechanics.

[Frenequesta]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: goltzborg_1300565600
Abstain Has A Say

A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.


Category: Furtherment of Democracy


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Goltzborg

Description: Whereas,
The word "For" is allowed to show "acceptance" of an issue presented at the World Assembly;

Whereas,
The word "Against" is allowed to show "resistance" to an issue presented at the World Assembly;

Therefore,
The word "Abstain" should be added, so as to allow "acknowledgement", but "neutrality", of any issue presented at the World Assembly.

Thank You.

Approvals: 1 (Goltzborg)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 64 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 7 hours

Another game mechanics violation from him.

[Doomiedoomiedoom]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: goltzborg_1300565600
Abstain Has A Say

A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.


Category: Furtherment of Democracy


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Goltzborg

Description: Whereas,
The word "For" is allowed to show "acceptance" of an issue presented at the World Assembly;

Whereas,
The word "Against" is allowed to show "resistance" to an issue presented at the World Assembly;

Therefore,
The word "Abstain" should be added, so as to allow "acknowledgement", but "neutrality", of any issue presented at the World Assembly.

Thank You.

Approvals: 1 (Goltzborg)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 64 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 7 hours

Game Mechanics. I think not clicking the vote button pretty much covers it.

[Flibbleites]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: goltzborg_1300565600
Abstain Has A Say

A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.


Category: Furtherment of Democracy


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Goltzborg

Description: Whereas,
The word "For" is allowed to show "acceptance" of an issue presented at the World Assembly;

Whereas,
The word "Against" is allowed to show "resistance" to an issue presented at the World Assembly;

Therefore,
The word "Abstain" should be added, so as to allow "acknowledgement", but "neutrality", of any issue presented at the World Assembly.

Thank You.

Approvals: 1 (Goltzborg)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 64 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 7 hours

Game Mechanics. I think not clicking the vote button pretty much covers it.

Not to mention that [violet] has already said that she'll implement this eventually.

[Socklund]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: goltzborg_1300565600
Abstain Has A Say

A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.


Category: Furtherment of Democracy


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Goltzborg

Description: Whereas,
The word "For" is allowed to show "acceptance" of an issue presented at the World Assembly;

Whereas,
The word "Against" is allowed to show "resistance" to an issue presented at the World Assembly;

Therefore,
The word "Abstain" should be added, so as to allow "acknowledgement", but "neutrality", of any issue presented at the World Assembly.

Thank You.

Approvals: 1 (Goltzborg)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 64 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 7 hours

Another game mechanics violation from him.

Does the continued usage of "Whereas, a statement that makes no sense when prefaced by 'whereas'," grate at anyone else?

[Grays Harbor]

WTF do they think the CONDEMN symbol is for? The Security Council? Holy Kee-rist, does NOBODY pay attention anymore? I believe this may not be their first bit of drivel submitted, either.

Not to mention illegal, Game Mechanics.

We thought this had already been removed. And if it had been, it is back up again.

[Doomiedoomiedoom]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: ghanara_1300579107
Repeal "Biological Weapons Conference"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal


Resolution: GA#65


Proposed by: Ghanara

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #65: Biological Weapons Conference (Category: Global Disarmament; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: While the World Assembly applauds the intent of Resolution #65, "Biological Weapons Conference," it notes the following flaws:

1. The illegalization of such a broad range of weapons harms economy and industry, on both a local and international scale. The production of biological weapons would have provided jobs for hundreds of thousands of citizens across the world, as well as stimulation of the economy by putting more products on the market.

2. “Biological Weapons Conference” puts WA member nations at a military disadvantage when dealing with non-member nations. A WA member nation must be allowed to have the same military capabilities as its potential enemies.

3. “Biological Weapons Conference” is counterproductive to the end it seeks to achieve. While this legislation does prohibit the use of highly damaging biological weapons, there are much more devastating weapons currently in existence—weapons that are not banned. Therefore, it makes sense to assume that with the ban of less destructive weapons, more destructive weapons will be used instead.

For the previous reasons listed, the World Assembly hereby repeals “Biological Weapons Conference.”

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 65 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 3 hours

When will he stop?