[DEFEATED] Condemn Quebecshire

[Drew Durrnil]

This proposal is on a pace to reach quorum, so I submitted it here.

Condemn Quebecshire
Category: Condemnation | Nominee: Quebecshire | Proposed By: A melted instant pot lid (Varanius)

APPRECIATING that the security council should always spend its time on important resolutions

BELIEVING that condemning quebecshire would be an important resolution

NOTING quebecshire is the evil founder of [region]the league of conservative nations[region]

HORRIFIED at quebecshire’s constant suppression of rights and speech both within their region and the defender faction

SHOCKED by how mean quebecshire was to Parxland

OFFENDED by quebecshire’s trickery as they are not in fact located in Quebec

DEEPLY OFFENDED by quebecshire’s further trickery in naming the region “the league of conservative nations” and not “the league of liberal nations” as it is full of liberals

AGHAST at quebecshire’s repeated and nightly infringements on regional sovereignty by moving puppet nations into sovereign regions in attempt to subvert these regions and elect foreign forces as delegate

HORRIFIED OH WAIT ALREADY USED THAT at the toxic culture quebecshire’s has fostered in this “league” of conservative nations

WONDERING WHY quebecshire has consistently attacked and antagonized innocent nations such as Varanius

HEREBY CONDEMNS QUEBECSHIRE

As of the creation of this thread, this proposal has 36 approvals (60 needed to reach quorum) with 2 days and 6 hours left.
5:00 PM PST Update: This proposal has 46 approvals (14 more to reach quorum).

[Outer Sparta]

Considering that's the same puppet nation that Varanius used to write the Dilber condemnation, it's structured like a joke. Of course, that doesn't mean I would really support it.

[Quebecshire]

My response to the allegations in the above condemnation proposal: Yes, I did it... I feel no remorse and I'll do it again.

[Cormactopia Prime]

This proposal has my unwavering support.

[Tinhampton]

Varanius sent out the following campaign telegram to tag:delegates at 18:35:33 BST on Thursday:

Greetings, Delegate %NATION%,

I am writing to you to request that you approve my proposal, Condemn Quebecshire. Quebecshire is a nation which has repeatedly deceived and tricked various nations and regions throughout the world, including his own region. Not only are they the acting founder of [region]the League of Conservative Nations[/regions] (a region they rule without a hint of democratic elections), but they also use this region to trick nations with a more conservative bent into joining the region, only to be dogpiled for their politics by the founder.

Quebecshire has also gone out of their way to attack many valued international figures for reasons they refuse to specify, exemplifying cruelty without reason. These acts should not go without punishment. This Condemnation would not only serve as a warning to those Quebecshire would normally be happy to trick and fool, but also serve as a warning of his general malevolence. Protecting the newer nations Quebecshire continues to take advantage of should be a priority of the World Assembly and is exactly why you should approve this proposal.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_vi ... 1620257828

Sincerely,
Varanius

The "region" tag is deliberately broken.

[Tinhampton]

...the Not Mine Brigade at it again, I take it? Anyway, this is in queue and will likely be voted on between the major updates of Saturday 8th May and Wednesday 12th May.

AS OF 1520 BST ON FRIDAY: Approvals: 63 out of 60 needed (Dilber, Zukchiva, Tinhampton, Imperial Eagle, TESDAI, Boris Cult, Littjara, Lesser Velutaria, Beepee, East Durthang, Momma Ayu, Kethania, Valerievna, North East Somerset, Valerity, Kingdom Of Deutchland, Very totally free, United Colony Coalition, Spectral Empire, Nagistan, Yodle, Stedinia, Krezenel, Republic of Dixie, LollerLand, Grey County, Azerbala, Oi Barbaroi, The Union of Costa Rica, Aldrest, Rhode 1sland, Newmansisland, Pho Ter, Asdersland, Rotasu in Flight, Fangalist Poland, Zombiedolphins, Yjlom, SHREKWAZOWSKI The lll, Otaku Stratus, Kustonia, Libertanny, Paleocacher, Trinindad, Central Protectorate of Alkoholi, The Independent States of Allied Forces, Thermodolia, Great Nania, COLI OF BROC, Antarctic SARNZ, Noble Titans, Molopovia, Yugandastan, Chodean Kal, Smiley Bob, Fsdh E, Iberian Lynx, Falthonia, Indusse, Almerdonia, Dyl, Lorila, Creator Land))

[Drew Durrnil]

Let me add that four out of five Pacifican delegates (Beepee from TSP, Zukchiva from TEP, East Durthang from TP, and Dilber from TWP), two out of four sinker delegates (North East Somerset from Balder and Valerievna from Osiris), and numerous influential delegates have approved this proposal so far. They must have latched on to the fact that this proposal is a joke.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Let me add that four out of five Pacifican delegates (Beepee from TSP, Zukchiva from TEP, East Durthang from TP, and Dilber from TWP), two out of four sinker delegates (North East Somerset from Balder and Valerievna from Osiris), and numerous influential delegates have approved this proposal so far. They must have latched on to the fact that this proposal is a joke.

Never! Really? Wow.

[Quebecshire]

Let me add that four out of five Pacifican delegates (Beepee from TSP, Zukchiva from TEP, East Durthang from TP, and Dilber from TWP), two out of four sinker delegates (North East Somerset from Balder and Valerievna from Osiris), and numerous influential delegates have approved this proposal so far. They must have latched on to the fact that this proposal is a joke.

Never! Really? Wow.

Perhaps these delegates are simply enlightened enough to be privy to my vast and varied interregional misdeeds...

[Varanius]

Let me add that four out of five Pacifican delegates (Beepee from TSP, Zukchiva from TEP, East Durthang from TP, and Dilber from TWP), two out of four sinker delegates (North East Somerset from Balder and Valerievna from Osiris), and numerous influential delegates have approved this proposal so far. They must have latched on to the fact that this proposal is a joke.

I’m just that convincing is all.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Let me add that four out of five Pacifican delegates (Beepee from TSP, Zukchiva from TEP, East Durthang from TP, and Dilber from TWP), two out of four sinker delegates (North East Somerset from Balder and Valerievna from Osiris), and numerous influential delegates have approved this proposal so far. They must have latched on to the fact that this proposal is a joke.

I’m just that convincing is all.

I see I’m going to have to have words with you.....

[Moonfungus]

I’m just that convincing is all.

Vara pls

[Varanius]

I’m just that convincing is all.

I see I’m going to have to have words with you.....

Uhhhh blame Xor

[Xoriet]

I see I’m going to have to have words with you.....

Uhhhh blame Xor

I take no credit for your shenanigans.

[Elegarth]

Uhhhh blame Xor

I take no credit for your shenanigans.

Dear BBD: Please notice the NPO has taken note of this. If you send me Varanius for 30 days to the Order, I'll re-educate him.

In the meantime... I fully think this proposal could easily grant me Vara for 60 days for re-education...

[Quebecshire]

Uhhhh blame Xor

I take no credit for your shenanigans.

[Outer Sparta]

Let me add that four out of five Pacifican delegates (Beepee from TSP, Zukchiva from TEP, East Durthang from TP, and Dilber from TWP), two out of four sinker delegates (North East Somerset from Balder and Valerievna from Osiris), and numerous influential delegates have approved this proposal so far. They must have latched on to the fact that this proposal is a joke.

I’m just that convincing is all.

Another Vara masterclass hmm?

[South Alderton]

yes condemn boob-ec nothing.

[Eshialand]

I say this as someone who considers himself a good acquaintance, or dare I say a friend, of both the author and the target: time to give up the joke.

This is the sort of thing that's funny for a little while when you're drafting it and gives you a good laugh from time to time when somebody brings it up in the TGW Discord, but actually taking this (very intentionally) poorly-written mess to the voting floor of the Security Council is about five bridges too far.

I have to admit, the prospect of condemning someone who very clearly deserves a commendation if anything is absolutely hilarious, and Quebecshire's reaction of "please do condemn me!" (paraphrasing) had me laughing so hard I was crying, but we have to respect WA decorum here. My vote against is a vote to respect the grand institution of the WA above all else.

[Novostia]

HOW IS THIS SHIT GETTING A MAJORITY IN THE WA

[Drew Durrnil]

HOW IS THIS SHIT GETTING A MAJORITY IN THE WA

joke voting by big delegates

[Tinhampton]

HOW IS THIS SHIT GETTING A MAJORITY IN THE WA

You should be asking why it isn't getting a bigger one:

[Novostia]

HOW IS THIS SHIT GETTING A MAJORITY IN THE WA

You should be asking why it isn't getting a bigger one:

I meant the WA not my region

[Varanius]

HOW IS THIS SHIT GETTING A MAJORITY IN THE WA

As I said, I’m convincing.

but we have to respect WA decorum here.

Actually, I don’t think I do

[Outer Sparta]

HOW IS THIS SHIT GETTING A MAJORITY IN THE WA

As I said, I’m convincing.

but we have to respect WA decorum here.

Actually, I don’t think I do

Certainly the big delegates have been convinced by you. We would all love to know your secrets, but I guess magicians don't reveal them.

Edit: except McMasterdonia of TNP at this point.