Authoritaria-Imperia wrote:The noble Security Council,
Aware that each day governments will encounter various national issues, and that while these issues may sometimes arise naturally, they are often instead the result of ill-intentioned organisations seeking to undermine the peace and sovereignty of their victim nations,
Asserting that Australian rePublic has fabricated such issues on an unimaginable scale, and that the suffering for which it is responsible cannot be by anyone fully comprehended,
this first part is fine. Although not necessary I would recommend changing the highlighted to a more grammatically correct "fully comprehended by anyone".
Highlighting the fact that this Council exists for the “spreading of peace and goodwill”, ideals which we, and indeed the entire international community, hold dearly in our hearts,
I believe this is an unnecessary clause, do not to need to outline the purpose of the security council.
Convinced that Australian rePublic represents a threat to these ideals in all nations of all universes, and that the fallout of its vicious crimes is inescapable by even the most isolated and unprovocative governments,
Amazing!
Attempting to communicate to some degree the horrors Australian rePublic has unleashed on thousands of victim nations by describing just a few of the covert missions its government has so maliciously orchestrated:Aware that Australian rePublic’s actions will have impacts lasting into eternity, and that the effects of these terrible missions are irreversible even for such a powerful organization as this Council,
- Mission #552: “Must Be A Full Moon”, in which Australian rePublic co-ordinated the strategic mooning of government officials in an attempt to incite dangerous national revolutions, inadvertently crashing fashion industries across the universes by causing an inexplicable drop in demand for pants,
- Mission #664: “Your Land Or Mine”, in which the national government sent veritable flash mobs of secret agents into unsuspecting nations, inventing entire fake indigenous tribes and cultures with sacred sites conveniently located over valuable mining locations, leading to economic collapses and the subsequent deaths of billions due to irreparably destroyed healthcare systems,
- Mission #733: “The Path Less Traveled”, in which ports vital to national economies were frozen over with toxic chemicals in an attempt to invade nations with armies of millions of malicious macaroni penguins, and where only poor mission planning on behalf of Australian rePublic prevented thousands of nations from being totally overrun by the aquatic birds,
- Mission #981: “Westfailian Sovereignty”, in which the leftover penguins from Mission #733 were sent into innocent states disguised as dangerous masked terrorists all under pseudonym “Mega Momo”, leading to the imperiling of national sovereignty as nations across the universes hopelessly invaded one another seeking to eliminate the terrorist in the international craze now known as “Momo Madness”, and
- Mission #1237: “A Polar Bear’s Tale”, in which Australian rePublic fabricated nonsensical legislation concerning such matters as polar bears and fire hoses and slipped these eccentric laws into the government archives of unsuspecting victim nations, leading to allegations of corruption and an unprecedented demand for goggles,
Convinced that the damage Australian rePublic has dealt the international community must not be ignored or forgotten, as many of us doubtless wish it would be, but instead be grimly remembered, and that we must make an example of this nation to communicate that such malicious behaviour will not be tolerated by this Council,
Hereby condemns Australian rePublic.
This last part is great.