[PASSED] Condemn Auphelia

[Auphelia]

I am uncomfortable with the inclusion of the descriptions of their "creative torture" methods and while I understand how it fits into the proposal, I think some of them are too real to be included and for the SC to shine light on, so I'll regrettably be voting against if it does come to vote.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs.

Or break a World Assembly condemnation without making eggs?

No, you can't be evil without breaking something . . . you can't break a chicken without an omelette.

Either way, it's evil and I'm hungry and there are no eggs but plenty of legs.

[Tinhampton]

now in queue following sakana's approval

AS OF 0140 BST ON SATURDAY: Approvals: 78 out of 78 needed (Aumeltopia, One Small Island, Depeche Mode To Joy, Kuriko, Meretica, Mother Bear, Dome Artan, Kustonia, Yodle, Teerbekistan, Aynia Moreaux, TGU Defense, Abkabari-sul, Ostrovskiy, Awesomeland012345, Comackia, Candensia, New Eberron, Fed Dusistan, Haroldiaistan, Goldeneye Regi0n, FORKTASTICSTAN, Kowani, Loush Land, New Maxwellia, McMasterdonia, Bloing, Mezi Mori, SFR Philippines, Ferroviaire, United England n Wales, The Champlain, Pure Blooded Whites, Nerutia, Acaciatropole, Zentata, UEAM, The Greater Low Countries, Turkyss, Titanne, Bohamas, Deskonmaz, The Chuck, United Massachusetts, Kim-Il Sung, The Flyin, Ilmarene, Truther, West Shores, Third ZSeparatists, Titaniuna, FireFox15, Omaha Utopia, Arumdaum, Zombiedolphins, Smiley Bob, South Krimelski, Roye, Nikitan, The Salaxalans, United Calanworie, Sail Nation, Dead I Jack, Voroslavl, Corsoaua, Marrabuk, Ransium, Tanou, Tdogg, Canogally, San Lumen, Draconae, Bran Astor, Dekks, Ashaie, Rigels Light, Drawkland, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls)

[Necosia]

beautiful

[Zentata]

I will not lie, the writing on this is wonderful. (Except for maybe those torture parts, just a little bit TMI there)

[Authoritaria-Imperia]

(Except for maybe those torture parts, just a little bit TMI there)

I agree, after the light strangeness of the rest of the proposal that part is a little bit too serious. But it's not at all enough for me to vote against.

[ArenaC]

this seems a bit like “we want a TSPer to have an honorary “you did a bad” badge” to me personally— what’s the logic in a delegate condemning one of their own

*who hold POWER in said region the delegate oversees

[Asle Leopolka]

"While we sympathise with the region having to deal with this rogue nation, Asle Leopolka does not see this as an issue the SC needs to be involved in until it becomes apparent that the region has made every effort possible to stop them and cannot handle this themselves."

[Aumeltopia]

I will not lie, the writing on this is wonderful. (Except for maybe those torture parts, just a little bit TMI there)

Yeah, it's a hard line to judge. I decided to put the line in one place, others might put it elsewhere.

this seems a bit like “we want a TSPer to have an honorary “you did a bad” badge” to me personally— what’s the logic in a delegate condemning one of their own

*who hold POWER in said region the delegate oversees

You are very correct. Though we're not condemning her because she's a TSPer -- her impact has extended far beyond TSP (c.f. Puddles the Puppy).

"While we sympathise with the region having to deal with this rogue nation, Asle Leopolka does not see this as an issue the SC needs to be involved in until it becomes apparent that the region has made every effort possible to stop them and cannot handle this themselves."

We have! We've tried! We fear her control over the RMB and stay far, far away because every time we get close she threatens to drag us into the Torture Labyrinth or criticize us for eating too many biscuits!

[Deltia-]

For. The. Goddamn. Memes.

[Norastan]

Hmm, Auphelia is left-wing and supports torture, lovely, I shall vote against this.

[McMasterdonia]

The North Pacific's Ministry of World Assembly Affairs has issued a recommendation of FOR this proposal. I have also voted FOR the proposal in line with the vote of our regional forum.

Good luck with your proposal.

[Aumeltopia]

The North Pacific's Ministry of World Assembly Affairs has issued a recommendation of FOR this proposal. I have also voted FOR the proposal in line with the vote of our regional forum.

Good luck with your proposal.

Thank you for the well-wishes from TNP!

[Dukin Donuts]

Dukin Donuts LLC offers it’s full support for the measure. The Advertising Department announces that nations voting FOR Condemn Auphelia will get free donuts.

[Mapico]

This is going to be historical

[Tukayyiad]

Tukayyiad will support this beautiful condemnation.

Clearly we here at tukayyiad have not been putting nearly enough work into being vile Curs and common rabble.

[Lux Cathia]

A man in a dinosaur suit skates in f_{ront of the cam}era.

"You'll are fools for even agreeing to condemn this innocent country." He spits at the ground.
"Freaking disgusting politicos, just keep your hands to yourselves." He continues to skate and then performs a somersault flip.

"What did the innocent country do to be even condemned?!?? I know that I haven't even read what was written on the paper thing but I'm pretty sure it's no big deal."

He brings out a packet of gum and inserts a piece into his mouth.

"Whatever losers, you'll just dumb. I say this cause' I'm really really smart." He skates out of view

[Morover]

A man in a dinosaur suit skates in f_{ront of the cam}era.

"You'll are fools for even agreeing to condemn this innocent country." He spits at the ground.
"Freaking disgusting politicos, just keep your hands to yourselves." He continues to skate and then performs a somersault flip.

"What did the innocent country do to be even condemned?!?? I know that I haven't even read what was written on the paper thing but I'm pretty sure it's no big deal."

He brings out a packet of gum and inserts a piece into his mouth.

"Whatever losers, you'll just dumb. I say this cause' I'm really really smart." He skates out of view

Gregory Perise, the deranged Morovian envoy to the Security Council, slaps a rather hefty book down in front of the man in the dinosaur suit. In big bold letters on the cover, it says "Legislation From The Snakes." About halfway through the book, there's a sticky note with an exclamation point on it, obviously bookmarking something extremely important.

Perise exits the room, though he continues to linger just outside, listening for other ambassadors who have no right to be in the halls.

[Lux Cathia]

A man in a dinosaur suit skates in f_{ront of the cam}era.

"You'll are fools for even agreeing to condemn this innocent country." He spits at the ground.
"Freaking disgusting politicos, just keep your hands to yourselves." He continues to skate and then performs a somersault flip.

"What did the innocent country do to be even condemned?!?? I know that I haven't even read what was written on the paper thing but I'm pretty sure it's no big deal."

He brings out a packet of gum and inserts a piece into his mouth.

"Whatever losers, you'll just dumb. I say this cause' I'm really really smart." He skates out of view

Gregory Perise, the deranged Morovian envoy to the Security Council, slaps a rather hefty book down in front of the man in the dinosaur suit. In big bold letters on the cover, it says "Legislation From The Snakes." About halfway through the book, there's a sticky note with an exclamation point on it, obviously bookmarking something extremely important.

Perise exits the room, though he continues to linger just outside, listening for other ambassadors who have no right to be in the halls.

Dinosaur man sees the book

"What the hell is this crap?"

He opens the book.

"What's with these worms inside this book? Oh well I guess I can use this as extra tissue that I could use later."

He sees the ^{bookmark bu}t ignores it.

He approaches Perise and says, "Hey bud, I think you forgot something."

He slaps the sticky note unto the back of Perise and promptly runs away.

Laugh^tercan be he_{ard from}far away.

[Kandorith]

Full support of this condemnation.

This nation is a danger to us all and has subjected the wonderful South Pacific to it's woeful crimes and methods.

[Tinhampton]

Condemn Auphelia was passed 14,537 votes to 7,474.

Now where are my doughnuts?