Kenmoria wrote:“To the ambassador from Ithania, what technical compliance are you envisaging under clause 3a? It may be of some use to Kenmoria. Also, if anything, I believe this resolution has slightly too much, not too little, legislative power.”
"Ambassador, while we are ordinarily loathe to be seen as assisting materialistic degeneracy, we feel we can hardly make a difference to the already
dire governance of other members," Amorita half-mumbles, as if thinking aloud. Pausing to manifest a gold fish bowl, a fish that is surprisingly calm about popping into existence, and accessories.
"As with all prior proposals and resolutions, we are confident that any member absolutely determined to undermine the admirable spirit of this assembly will create the means to do so. We recognise the importance of not expecting or seeking perfect implementation," while stopping to take a breath, Amorita peers close to the bowl. A long, sharp nail giving the glass a cautious tap.
"How strange... That said, our comment on clause 3(a) pertain to the explicit presence of information within the terms of service. In our view it is a significant oversight that the proposal contains little about the
practical accessibility of the explicit information. To us, the proposal appears silent about sullying the beautiful efficiency and purpose of the terms by, perhaps, prefacing any explicit emphasis on data in consumer contracts with an entire library of classical literature or a maze of references to interconnected documents that only the most persistent individual will successfully navigate," Amorita presses fish food on to the tip of a finger, sniffing it cautiously.
"Hmmm. Unless this assembly has addressed reasonability and fairness of terms in contracts during our long absence. If so, we offer our profuse apologies."
"While we imagine this may seem absurd and extreme, we believe matters such as the above example serve to critically undermine the elegance and beauty of the proposal. We believe it introduces disharmonious vagueness. We believe similar absences can be noted elsewhere. Similarly, we cannot accept any proposal which does not explicitly create an ongoing duty in the event of third party transfer," Amorita nods firmly, satisfied she's reached a conclusion. A finger flick causing her fish bowl to fade from existence. The fish still calm as it's quickly deconstructed. "Why do so many people like to own bowls decorated like this...what does the fish and these little rocks do to enhance its beauty?"