NationStates

The World Assembly,

Aware that national leaders across the multiverse are constantly confronted with dilemmas that present no good solution or whose outcomes unexpectedly negatively impact their countries;

Convinced that the source of many of these problems are the covert operations of a single nation, who acts to unleash chaos and mayhem onto the multiverse;

Presenting the nation of Chan Island (which has re-branded itself in a desperate attempt to escape the crimes of its former regime Annihilators of Chan Island), a nation whose desire to spread chaos across all nations is so great that few leaders have been spared the vexation of dealing with its actions;

Shocked to trace at least twenty-four distinct covert operations that impact nations across the multiverse to the regime (fifteen originating from the Annihilators of Chan Island, nine from Chan Island);

Finding each unearthed effort more reprobate and villainous than the last, but, for the sake of brevity, summarizing a few of the most heinous as follows:

• Operation: That Sinking Feeling - wherein Annihilators of Chan Island were ultimately responsible for the sinking of a passenger ship, killing all occupants while making international emergency services look completely inept;
  
• Operation: Police on Overkill Mode? - wherein Annihilators of Chan Island encouraged internal discord in various nations by highlighting and exaggerating police brutality;
  
• Operation: Dial L for Loan - wherein Annihilators of Chan Island covertly encouraged cash-strapped nations to take advantage of weaker states for national gain, thus fomenting international strife;
  
• Operation: Have War Crimes, Will Travel - wherein Annihilators of Chan Island secretly encouraged world leaders to violate international safe conduct passes in an effort to make an unfavorable environment for international diplomacy;
  
• Operation: Guided Missiles and Misguided Men - wherein Chan Island repeatedly leaked information in order to force national leaders into the impossible position of either killing innocent children in a drone strike or letting an infamous terrorist escape;
  
• Operation: So... That Worked - wherein Chan Island encouraged civil wars in nations across the multiverse;

Noting the Annihilators of Chan Island's direct assistance in the occupation and destruction of numerous regions including:

• Occupational support of The Brotherhood of Malice's occupation in St Abbaddon;
• Occupational support of The Black Riders' occupations in the Mountains to the East and Atheist Empire prior to the organization's well-deserved destruction;
• Occupational support of DEN's occupations in Paradoxia, GTA Forums, Power Is Rising, and Japan, among many others prior to that organization's well-deserved destruction;

Clarifying that Annihilators of Chan Island was not a participant in the use of illegal super-weapons by the latter two organizations;

Concluding that some nations seed chaos in the multiverse merely for the pleasure of watching it burn and that such nations must not go unchallenged by this august body;

Hereby condemns Chan Island.

Co-Authored by Lord Dominator.

Kuriko wrote:Eh, this proposal is more about issues and RP related events instead of raiding.

NOrTh pAcIfiC spY wrote:Full support. He's made some of my favourite issues (and possibly even more than I know as I don't always check the bottom) and was the most reliable piler during DEN days (pretty sure he got special promotions that were normally only available for updaters). Also, when did BoM invade St Abby? Not doubting, just curious.

Also re DEN days it was more 'among many others', he probably missed one or two over the years but I can't think of any he wasn't there - plus was often the first piler in. I'm obviously disagreeing with the 'well deserved' clause, but giving Chan a badge is more important.

Lord Dominator wrote:No idea, just ripping off the interview Chan gave to We Are Not the NSA that one time

Aclion wrote:I like the angle on issues, but oppose any acknowledgment of DEN or TBR that does not acknowledge their use of illegal scripts.

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Hey, you know better than me about WA things, but is "multiverse" an acceptable term in legislation? I thought we normally refer to the "world", to give NS some semblance of reality.

Lord Dominator wrote:

Aclion wrote:I like the angle on issues, but oppose any acknowledgment of DEN or TBR that does not acknowledge their use of illegal scripts.

Not exactly sure how I didn't write it as acknowledging use of Predator

Aclion wrote:

Lord Dominator wrote:Not exactly sure how I didn't write it as acknowledging use of Predator

I mean you say they were destroyed, but not that they using illegal scripts weapons.

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Hey, you know better than me about WA things, but is "multiverse" an acceptable term in legislation? I thought we normally refer to the "world", to give NS some semblance of reality.

Lord Dominator wrote:

Aclion wrote:I mean you say they were destroyed, but not that they using illegal scripts weapons.

That would be addressed in the clause directly after

such nations must not go unchallenged by this august October body;

Lord Dominator wrote:

NOrTh pAcIfiC spY wrote:Full support. He's made some of my favourite issues (and possibly even more than I know as I don't always check the bottom) and was the most reliable piler during DEN days (pretty sure he got special promotions that were normally only available for updaters). Also, when did BoM invade St Abby? Not doubting, just curious.

No idea, just ripping off the interview Chan gave to We Are Not the NSA that one time

Topid wrote:

Lord Dominator wrote:No idea, just ripping off the interview Chan gave to We Are Not the NSA that one time

The "Moves Like Jagger" point at the end of 2013 / start of 2014 was BoM by my memory.