Attorney-General of the LKE here.
First off:
Consular wrote:...propagation of blatant lies..
Your slander is duly noted, Consular. We, the international community, would actually like some evidence of these, quite frankly libellous accusations. Perhaps it is you that should be accused of the propagation of these defamatory statements backed by no evidence and by no context. I'd much rather believe that there is a teapot exists between the Earth and Mars, completely invisible to any observing equipment. I think I'd duly find the evidence in the teapot, wouldn't I?
Consular wrote:...and boring everyone to death with catastrophically uninteresting text..
Yeah, no, you've just bored everyone to death with this proposal. Tell me, who did you hire to make this boring old proposal, Ayn Rand or Stephenie Meyer? I've had more fun reading Atlas Shrugged than looking through this proposal. It's full of more boring hot air than the Hindenburg. And like the Hindenburg, we're all going to see it crash and burn.
I'll look over the rest with my fellow region-dwellers and come back to you. Because I actually put some thought into these.
EDIT: In fact, there's no need for me to do so: the Emperor and his team have already handled the rebuking of this slanderous document which forces the, and if I may quote the proposal, propagation of blatant lies through the community.
EDITS 2 AND 3: Just formatting and grammar.