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by Reseda Island » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:05 pm
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:26 pm
Unibotian WASC Mission wrote:Uhuh, and this is good, how, might I ask? Because their behavior is 'different'? You know who else are different? Serial killers who masturbate using vegetables and think they're reincarnations of pop singers who aren't even dead yet.
by James Bluntus » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:26 pm
by Unibotian WASC Mission » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:36 pm
(Clears throat.) At any rate, I am here to express my outrage at this ill-conceived and perversely punitive condemnation! Oh sure, the Unibotians can sit there so smugly and stare down their noses at what some of this condemnation's opponents seem to think is some two-bit Banana Republic masquerading as a democracy, and scorn the Creative Solutions Agencies for exploiting loopholes to badly crafted legislation, but they fail to spot a fatal flaw in their little defamatory exercise. It doesn't go far enough!
by Bloodthirsty Dolphins » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:02 pm
by Unibot » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:45 pm
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.
by Unibotian WASC Mission » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:10 pm
by Unibot » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:53 pm
Unibotian WASC Mission wrote:Assuring ambassadors that the hallowed halls of the Security Council will be monitored relentlessly by the World Assembly Intelligence Committee to assure the utmost security in future discussions as clearly the Security Council cannot waste its time with these so-called concerns of 'security',
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.
by A mean old man » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:17 pm
by Ardchoille » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:51 pm
Unibot wrote:Unibotian WASC Mission wrote:Assuring ambassadors that the hallowed halls of the Security Council will be monitored relentlessly by the World Assembly Intelligence Committee to assure the utmost security in future discussions as clearly the Security Council cannot waste its time with these so-called concerns of 'security',
Does this line make the resolution, illegal? A secretariat ruling would be lovely, I understand if it breaks the multifunction rule, or is metagaming. I'd just like to assure delegates that Omigodtheykilledkenny won't get another suicide bomber into the SCHQ, so they don't have to fear them in a debate.
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:50 pm
Unibotian WASC Mission wrote:Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny
Category: Condemnation | Nominee (Nation): Omigodtheykilledkenny | Proposed by: Unibotian WASC Mission
The Security Council,
Timidly Delving into the undisclosed, very hush-hush profile of Omigodtheykilledkenny found in the darkest depths of the Security Council’s dossiers,
Publicly disclosing the necessary articles of said document which are worthy of mention -- though sparing the public of the harsh, brutal and possibly nauseating details,
Rendered Speechless by Omigodtheykilledkenny’s complete disregard for human rights and the environment, as well as a disturbing hatred of dolphins,
Deploring its development and continued funding of the “Creative Solutions Agency”,
Shuddering to Recall that the CSA has creatively exploited these so-called ‘loopholes’ and logical fallacies in General Assembly resolutions for years,
Revealing that these “creative solutions” included malpractice lawsuits against abortionists, curtailing same-sex marriage legislation, ridiculing a ban on chemical weapons, and suggesting that the nation should increase its fossil-fuel emission rates by 1,000 percent in a year,
Understanding that a Kennynite ambassador, Susa Batko-Yovino, recently detonated explosives in the newly built headquarters of the Security Council,
Noting that although there were no fatalities other than Susa Batko-Yovino, the suicide bomber -- the incineration of the prismatic headquarters cost a sizable fortune to replace, and risked the lives of thousands of dishonest, futile and vile politicians who are adamant about punishing whoever committed such a horrific act, so long as the commendation council is adamant about commending whoever punishes the committer of such a horrific act,
Appalled that delegates have applauded the corrupt activities of the CSA, and even hired them on occasion,
Fearing such corruption, terrorism and disregard for the spirit of the law may spread throughout the World Assembly if the actions of such a harbinger of nefariousness are left uncriticized by the Security Council,
Certain that publicly deploring these activities to a crowd full of curious, bushy-tailed delegates is the best method for silencing them,
Assuring ambassadors that the hallowed halls of the Security Council will be monitored relentlessly by the World Assembly Intelligence Committee to assure the utmost security in future discussions as clearly the Security Council cannot waste time by concerning itself with such ideals as 'security',
Hereby condemns Omigodtheykilledkenny and the ghastly deliberations of its Creative Solutions Agency.
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:58 pm
by Ardchoille » Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:35 pm
by Unibotian WASC Mission » Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:44 am
Ardchoille wrote:OOC and modly: Congratulations, Unibot. I'd assumed it was impossible to metagame in the SC, since it was created to deal with Gameplay events. But you've (I think) gifted a Gameplay function, the WAIC, which sniffs out UN multis and notes the actions of Regional Delegates, with an RP existence in which it provides building security, despite the previous existence of another body providing security ... I'm calling it metagaming, mainly because words fail me. It also limits what the SC can be RPd doing, since it says that the SC can't waste its time with security, so maybe it's some sort of blocker as well. Plus, it's godmoding, since you're preventing Kenny from RPing a bomber if he wants to. And it's assuming a function exists before the proposal establishing it is passed, since only when the proposal is passed will the bit about the security be actually in force -- that's probably metagaming too, but the word I'm going with is "MIGRAINE".
If you drop the reference to a specific agency providing security and just keep to a vanilla reassurance that security will continue to be provided, you might be okay ... ish. It would depend on your wording. The simplest way out would be to RP the increased security in your posts if/when the At Vote debate starts, leaving the possibility open for others to RP evading it.
As for the "multifunction rule" (sorry, that name makes me think of my new microwave), that gets a hammering in your final clause. Just condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny and get it over with already, don't throw any extra (illegal) features into the killer clause. Besides, you've already belted the CSA in your DEPLORING clause.
by Unibotian WASC Mission » Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:49 am
by The Republic of Lanos » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:38 pm
by Unibotian WASC Mission » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:42 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:I rejoined the WA and have reclaimed my SC spot.
now get out of my office.
by A mean old man » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:55 pm
by Philimbesi » Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:08 pm
by A mean old man » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:18 pm
Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny
Category: Condemnation | Nominee (Nation): Omigodtheykilledkenny | Proposed by: Unibotian WASC Mission
The Security Council,
Timidly Delving into the undisclosed, very hush-hush profile of Omigodtheykilledkenny found in the darkest depths of the Security Council’s dossiers,
Publicly disclosing the necessary articles of said documents which are worthy of mention -- though sparing the public of the harsh, brutal, and possibly nauseating details,
Rendered speechless by Omigodtheykilledkenny’s complete disregard for human rights and the environment, as well asahis disturbing hatred of dolphins,
Deploring its development and continued funding of the “Creative Solutions Agency”,
Shuddering to recall that the CSA has creatively exploited these so-called "loopholes" and logical fallacies in General Assembly resolutions for years,
Revealing that these “creative solutions” included malpractice lawsuits against abortionists, curtailing same-sex marriage legislation, ridiculing a ban on chemical weapons, and suggesting that WA member nations should increase their fossil fuel emission rates by 1,000 percent in a year,
Appalled that in its apparent zeal to defy WA conventions on terrorism, the nation would actually appoint a known terrorist as ambassador to the World Assembly,
Equally Appalled that delegates have applauded the corrupt activities of the CSA, and have even hired them on occasion,
Fearing such corruption, terrorism and disregard for the spirit of the law may spread throughout the World Assembly if the actions of such a harbinger of nefariousness are left uncriticized by the Security Council,
Certain that publicly displaying these deplorable activities to a crowd full of curious, bushy-tailed delegates is the best method for curtailing them,
Hereby condemns Omigodtheykilledkenny.
by Sedgistan » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:34 pm
A mean old man wrote:Rendered speechless by Omigodtheykilledkenny’s complete disregard for human rights and the environment, as well asahis disturbing hatred of dolphins,
Awkwardness edited.
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:51 pm
A mean old man wrote:Deploring its development and continued funding of the “Creative Solutions Agency”,
I don't know what exactly this clause is saying. I think it's jumbled. Do you mean "Deploring the development and continued funding (funding?) of the "Creative Solutions Agency," (comma inside the quotations) ?Revealing that these “creative solutions” included malpractice lawsuits against abortionists, curtailing same-sex marriage legislation, ridiculing a ban on chemical weapons, and suggesting that WA member nations should increase their fossil fuel emission rates by 1,000 percent in a year,
Strangeness modified.
by A mean old man » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:06 pm
by Unibot » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:58 pm
Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Because really, Uni probably has plenty good reason to condemn me the player
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.
by Unibotian WASC Mission » Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:18 am
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