Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:05 amIronicness wrote:Socialist States Owen wrote:Let it be known to the council that the Euran Government will not condone these savages declaring trustworthy members of the international communities to be corrupt. We hereby declare that for the next hour, my aides will sneak into your private rooms in the World Assembly building and defecate on everything you love, including any children present.
If you'll pardon the pun, we will give you a lot of shit for this.
- Lucas Marshall
- Senior Aide to the Minister of World Assembly Affairs
Mr. Marshall, we shan't pardon a pun so execrable. I have instructed our most elite security force, the IEX, to infiltrate your capitol, break in on the meeting of the Euran legislature, and defecate on every Senator present, and then attach a tube containing our waste to your Head of State's office and lock the doors and windows.
Unfortunately for you, we do not have Senators or a Capitol. Nor a Head of State. We do have your mother though and she is looking damn fine.
- Lucas Marshall
- Senior Aide to the Minister of World Assembly Affairs
(OOC: That mother joke is IC.)