Joker Turns Thief Sean Patterick's suicidally bizarre squad selection technique may have its detractors, but it may have saved the side's bacon in the closing moments of yesterday's opening game. Second best for much of the game, the Bulls nevertheless had managed to keep pace with a Sarzonian Star...
Patterick announces four different squads for the same tournament like some kind of loon If this truly is to be Sean Patterick’s final tournament in charge of the Audioslavian national side, he’s making sure it’s going to be a memorable one. In a bizarre press conference, Patterick announced a 54-m...
Madness is trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results. You could not throw this insult at Audioslavia manager Sean Patterick. Sean Patterick’s thing is to try different things again and again and, largely, to suffer the exact same results. It’s a generally accepted fact that...
Player Audio here, not mod Audio. That's one of the things I had issues with in this bid. Not a fan. I'm re-considering whether I'm going to participate. If I see any future bids that includes the two matchdays thing, I will vote against them. And yes, if this is the "future," I will stron...
Read through the Summer Olympics results and rp thread and I have to say it looked great (granted my nation didnt appear in this olympics and only appeared in the 13th Winter Olympics so far) cant wait to return to the Winter Games and also I look forward to the next Summer games as I prefer the Su...
Everything looks in order with the bid. The 'bidding process' is now closed and any eligible voters (Audioslavia, Bostopia, Ethane, Krytenia and The Macabees. Liventia, as bidder, has chosen to recuse himself from voting. Casari and Oliverry have been CTE'd for 10 and 12 years respectively) can vote...
Hi there, and welcome to NS Sport! The Nationstates World Cup, which is currently nearing the end of its 86th edition, has been a regular fixture of NS Sport since 2003. If you'd like to run a football/soccer tournament you need to give it a different name. You also need to have a detailed OP that i...
https://i.imgur.com/PokdUzm.png Episode 4, Chapter 7 External link directly to YouTube Original Script Cassadaigua did have a point. The World Cup would, indeed, not be going to Esportiva. At least not yet. Only New Sideburn would be able to reach the last eight, where defending World Champions Pol...
https://i.imgur.com/lSmiSB1.png Episode 4, Chapter 6 External link directly to YouTube Original Script Esportiva was founded by the nation of Cyborg Holland right at the start of 2012, and quickly positioned itself as the third major sporting region behind the traditional heavyweights of Rushmore a...
https://i.imgur.com/q4ickb9.png Episode 4, Chapter 5 External link directly to YouTube Original Script Aguazul’s retirement lasts only a cycle, but rules are rules. *Whether temporary or permanent*. They get to keep their Lineal Championship until they return, but an Interim champion is crowned at ...
Jeremy Jaffacake gave his phone the smuggest, most self satisfied punchable grin he could muster. And this was Jeremy Jaffacake. It was really quite smug . "Yeah, Squornshelous" he said, audibly if to himself. "It's not nice being unexpectedly hammered by four goals at home, is it?&qu...
This was a good opening cycle for me. BoF 3rd place, 5th in my qualification group with some strong nations, let's not forget about that IAC 3rd too... As someone who only got back into NationStates at the start of the summer when the quarantine stuff was out of whack, I did well for a first timer....
Moving it to general. Where it belongs. Where is Audioslavia when you need him? Someone else is going to hate him now. Even then, it's not really a discussion suited for general under the current OP since it's insufficient. Agreed. NS Sport is for in-character sports roleplaying. Discussion about r...
Southwest Eastnorth may seem a little confused when it comes to which way they're facing, but it was the Audioslavians who were directionless on matchday eighteen of the playoffs. Even before the Audioslavian national team departed the field at the Arena Kirola to a chorus of boos - a near first-cho...
https://i.imgur.com/jgU7yzV.png Episode 4, Chapter 4 External link directly to YouTube Original Script After the unification there are seven hundred and sixteen matches over the course of eight years before the interim title is needed again. Here’s all of them. *long looong ass scroll* Trivia / Ext...
For those with less time, a briefer version of Jeremy's view of the closing stages of Group 6 is here With the last of the players having retired to their hotel rooms for the evening, Sean Patterick was finally afforded some peace and quiet. He thought better of going to bed himself and decided on a...
https://i.imgur.com/Jetqdft.png Episode 3, Chapter 6 External link directly to YouTube Original Script The Projectile Derby Okay. The previous chapter was supposed to be the last for this episode, but I want to tell you one final story. A story about a doll, three referees, eleven fearless farmers ...
https://i.imgur.com/1xPMF6j.png SEASON 12 https://i.imgur.com/KXqicEZ.png Part One Part Two Part Three Audioslavia (AUD) qualifiers IFCF Champions League: 1830 Cathair, Shamrock Cathair, AC Izotz Zubia, KT Itzalovalle IFCF Challengers' Cup: Cazadores Cathair, Bombarralense, KT Moreazeru...
Potato Blight Audioslavia have not unlocked the secrets of the potato and may pay the ultimate price. For all but a few days of qualifying, Audioslavia’s national football team has been staring at the arse of a potato. When we win, the potato also wins. When we lose, the potato loses. The only resp...
