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by Audioslavia
Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:13 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: World Cup 58 RP Thread
Replies: 960
Views: 42021

A smokey pub, Khaldoon, Queer Poco el Mono Ara. A handful of napkins had been splayed out onto the table, upon which sat Jeremy Jaffacake's laptop computer, long since closed to make way for conversation with the people around him. To his left, one Rubio Sanchez; young, keen, a great knowledge of fo...
by Audioslavia
Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:48 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: World Cup 58 RP Thread
Replies: 960
Views: 42021

"Sorry I'm late" said Jeremy, flopping himself down on the seat next to Rubio and plonking his laptop on the thin desk in front of them. "Late? Jeremy, the match has been underway for twenty minutes already" "What?" said Jeremy, unable to hear over the din of the home c...
by Audioslavia
Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:43 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

... and the Clocks just struck midnight on Qazox once again. At least I wasn't blown out. Now to WC59 and the long awaited WC group stage of Qazox, Jeruselem, Krytenia and Audioslavia!!!! Which of course will be the first WC group stage to feature six 0-0 draws. Unlucky on your QF exit, Qazox. I th...
by Audioslavia
Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:03 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: World Cup 58 RP Thread
Replies: 960
Views: 42021

"I can't make head nor tail of this chuffin' game" exclaimed Jeremy, haphazardly flicking the scroll-wheel of his mouse. "It's just a bunch of weirdos pretending to be footballers, or journalists, or football managers. I mean, look at this guy. Jeremy settled the scroll-wheel and beck...
by Audioslavia
Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:39 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: International Domestic Soccer Discussion
Replies: 3571
Views: 188862

What about descendants from Silexhera, would they suit? There were some players from the former Silexhera National Team who, after the nation stopped playing in the World Cup, kept playing in the Cafundelense league. They are retired by now, but may have children who would be old enough to play foo...
by Audioslavia
Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:12 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: [Bid] :: World Cup 59 - Vilita & Polar Islandstates
Replies: 22
Views: 1859

a team like Manchester Utd will NEVER lose to a for lack of better term 'unranked' side like scorinators will sometimes let us do. For those reasons, IRL GD is a better measure of who is better and more consistent. I absolutely agree with this statement. As a former citizen of York I can say with u...
by Audioslavia
Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:36 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: World Cup 58 RP Thread
Replies: 960
Views: 42021

Jeremy punched embertonpost.kt into his laptop and watched the letters appear, one by one, in the address bar of his web-browser. /staff/dropbox appeared soon after, a little slower than Jeremy would have liked; he hadn't changed laptops in a couple of decades. <Enter>. Jeremy clicked the 'submit ar...
by Audioslavia
Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:37 am
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

So I just opened WC59 Signups, wrote a witty (well, as witty as I can manage on a daily basis) sign-up, thought about it, and then closed the window before hitting submit. I was that close to re-joining, as it's been around four months since I did my 'Laters, marks' post. A lot has happened in thos...
by Audioslavia
Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:19 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: World Cup 58 RP Thread
Replies: 960
Views: 42021

Jeremy Jaffacake took his seat in the RoyalStadium in Khaldoon, capital city of Queer Poco el Mono Ara, sipping on a Jameson's whisky and coke, and ice, and lemon, and umbrella. He turned over the stolen credit-card in his hand before dropping it back into his pocket. He'd had to max it to get to Qu...
by Audioslavia
Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:34 am
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

I'm not sure what the record is for the widest defeat in a World Cup Finals match is, but that might well be it. I'd be pissed off too.

My advice would be to RP your ass off to account for it and swear revenge on Krytenia, the hosts, and all your mortal enemies.
by Audioslavia
Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:17 am
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

Hell, he almost looked hubmle , though Cleo doubted Audioslavians could even spell the word. The irony... :D That fourth wall is so often irresistible, even if I do occasionally throw the reader through it while they're trying to read the story. I can't, it appears, stop editing that RP. It's stupi...
by Audioslavia
Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:16 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

I've been 'vaguely' ignoring it since introducing Mr. Jaffacake in World Cup 6. I even tried to retire him as early as WC10, I think. I have, finally, found a way to explain it. Ish. I need to group all of Krytie and my Rami/Jeremy RPs together in one page. I've been trying to write a novel here and...
by Audioslavia
Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:56 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

Aaand... that's my reply done. I made a new plan: Spend an hour writing furiously and accounting for the forty-year hiatus, expand the plot, hand you the baton, see where you run with it.
by Audioslavia
Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:53 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: World Cup 58 RP Thread
Replies: 960
Views: 42021

Jeremy Jaffacake walked through the doorway of his hotel room, swinging it shut behind him. He carefully hung his trademark trilby onto the hatstand and slipped his coat from his shoulders, slinging it over the arm of the room's swivel-chair - did every hotel room have a swivel chair these days? - a...
by Audioslavia
Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:39 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

My RP'd reply is forthcoming, in spite of the lack of an RP bonus.

I was expecting the 'cacking himself' link to be a link to this incident. Ah well :)
by Audioslavia
Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:45 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

Hah, yes. I never did write anything after that, as Silexhera. I do have a bundle more ideas on what to do with Jeremy Jaffacake, however. Starting with an excuse as to why he's been part of the football landscape for a whopping two-hundred and forty years. And none of this 'oh, time travels quicker...
by Audioslavia
Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:45 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: AOCAF XXXIV Sign Up Thread (AO Nations Only)
Replies: 32
Views: 978

Jeremy Jaffacake has, apparently, managed to stick the new Audioslavian flag into an Atlantian Oceania island and, as such has declared Audioslavia elligible for the AOCAF Cup.
by Audioslavia
Sat Feb 18, 2012 4:57 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

And last World Cup I went unbeaten in group stage (1-2-0) and didn't advance... and we're arguing over who's the worser loser... either we're really dumb or we're really LOSERS! This isn't an argument at all. This is me putting myself on the big pedestal marked 'LOSER' and showing off my wonderful ...
by Audioslavia
Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:07 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

At least you've made a SEMIFINAL or a FINAL... I'd be knocked out in the group stages by Lovisa. :p Lovisa? In the first round? That's just pathetic, and would never happen to Audioslavia ... EDIT: Seriously. You name a team and a round and I've been beaten by them, in it. Just looking at the archi...
by Audioslavia
Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:57 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: International Domestic Soccer Discussion
Replies: 3571
Views: 188862

Ah, it appears I had posted this in the wrong thread: A crosspost, then from the International Domestic Soccer Newswires thread: With Audioslavia's return to international football imminent, self-appointed head of the FAA, Jeremy Jaffacake, is tasked with bringing together sixteen or so Audioslavian...
by Audioslavia
Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:34 am
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: International Domestic Soccer NewsWires
Replies: 7300
Views: 771234

With Audioslavia's return to international football imminent, self-appointed head of the FAA, Jeremy Jaffacake, is tasked with bringing together sixteen or so Audioslavian footballers to play for the national team. There is but one problem. Audioslavia has been a barren, inhospitable wasteland for r...
by Audioslavia
Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:47 am
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC, version II)
Replies: 12562
Views: 318175

ooc: WC and BoF for us, please. margaret... we humbly ask just one thing for World cup 59: an Audioslavia-Qazox final as to determine once and for all the worst team never to win a World Cup. Son, I was losing finals before you were losing pocket money. If we played in a final I would lose to you f...
by Audioslavia
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:52 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: NS World Cup 59 Signups (Open)
Replies: 170
Views: 5565

He peered under the brim of his trilby, smoke pouring from the cigar the hung out of the side of his mouth, it's thick, bluish smoke gathering under the rim before cascading skywards, languidly, hanging in the humid afternoon air. He eyed the suits, the ties, the clinking champagne glasses, exchange...
by Audioslavia
Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:00 am
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC)
Replies: 2482
Views: 41107

Bears Armed wrote:
Queer Poco el Mono Ara wrote:And there it is, a weekend of inactivity and both QP and Pays de Horruer manage to prevent people qualifying for the World Cup with draws.

I feel like a villain.


Aren't PdH supposed to be villains? ;)


Villains my left testicle! Heroes! Heroes one and all!
by Audioslavia
Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:19 pm
 
Forum: NS Sports
Topic: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC)
Replies: 2482
Views: 41107

Re: The World Cup Discussion Thread (OOC)

I have my moments when I act like a little bitch and I'm 36 years old. I suddenly feel very young... :) How do you think I feel? I'm older than Sarzonia.... Yeah but you seem older. You write with an air of maturity, authority and sophistication in comparison to, say, Krytenia or Sarzonia. But then...
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