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by Imperial Polk County
Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:42 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5638
Views: 184853

Ambassador Drane enters the bar. He stops when he notices a very quiet Herby near the doorway. He looks around; no one appears to be paying him any mind. He removes an exacto knife from his pocket, extends the blade, and walks up to Herby's driver side... no no, of course, that won't work, he thinks...
by Imperial Polk County
Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:14 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [CLOSED DRAFT] Repeal GAR #416, "Ban On Ritual Sacrifice"
Replies: 14
Views: 607

"My point is, if you want to ban ritual sacrifices, let the individual member nations impose a new law which arrests everybody who does ritual sacrifices. I also don't think such a proposal is necessary. "No, if I want to ban ritual sacrifice, I write a resolution to ban ritual sacrifice,...
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 27, 2018 5:07 am
 
Forum: WA Archives
Topic: [PASSED] Protection of Biomedical Research, Take Two
Replies: 65
Views: 3066

"I still disagree but I will concede, since we're debating this at all, that the author should have used clearer language."
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 27, 2018 5:04 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [CLOSED DRAFT] Repeal GAR #416, "Ban On Ritual Sacrifice"
Replies: 14
Views: 607

As Drane finishes his statement, he looks up at an empty, abandoned room. "Oh," he says, as he exits, thinking, okay, that's twenty-six down, and how many more to go?
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:57 am
 
Forum: WA Archives
Topic: [PASSED] Protection of Biomedical Research, Take Two
Replies: 65
Views: 3066

That Member-States consider any temporarily or permanently incapacitated member of a species known to be sapient, to be themselves Sapient, regardless of disability or condition, I realize this was probably not the authoring delegation's intent, but this provision would permit member states to proh...
by Imperial Polk County
Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:45 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [CLOSED DRAFT] Repeal GAR #416, "Ban On Ritual Sacrifice"
Replies: 14
Views: 607

"Oh, bless your little heart. Now, let's see what we have here. Hmmm, yes, at first glance this one might actually be legal -- maybe -- but let's tear it down, just to make sure." Realizing that the author of this resolution had noble intentions of preventing the sacrifice of humans and ot...
by Imperial Polk County
Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:06 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5638
Views: 184853

Rupert's ears prick up at this. "One moment." he says, walking over to the as-yet-unidentified creature. "Are you seriously suggesting defiling a woman while she sleeps? Mechanical or not, I hardly think that's good manners!" He scolded. Drane frowns. "Good manners, eh? Was...
by Imperial Polk County
Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:13 pm
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DRAFT] Ban On Cannibalism
Replies: 41
Views: 1382

Drane approaches the podium, his red eyes welling up, and a cigarette trembling in his left hand. “Support. You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know that babies taste best.” He covers his face for a brief moment of pure anguish... then winks at the author and grins de...
by Imperial Polk County
Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:55 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5638
Views: 184853

Drane looks into the bag, then looks at Herby, then into the bag, then at the alien. "No, I'm sorry, but I really don't want to scratch her finish. That would be... just not right. If you know what I mean. But next time I need a back scratcher or a nose picker, I'll know who to talk to. Thanks ...
by Imperial Polk County
Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:47 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5638
Views: 184853

Steph re-enters the bar just in time to see the ugly rictus plastering the front of Drane's skull, and raises an eyebrow. As he approaches Herby's fuel cap, Steph sighs and drops her satchel on the nearest chair. "Ya know, buddy, I've seen this movie before... and, well, let's say I'm a film c...
by Imperial Polk County
Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:56 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5638
Views: 184853

Noticing Herby's continued silence, Drane raises an eyebrow. "Hmmm." He walks over and peers into the driver's side window. "Wonder if she's out of gas. You know, she...." A sly grin slowly creeps across his face. Drane approaches the port to get to the gas cap, tries to open it ...
by Imperial Polk County
Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:14 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DRAFT] Preserving Life in Pregnancy Termination
Replies: 35
Views: 1450

However, after viability, it becomes possible to terminate a pregnancy without necessarily killing the prenatal offspring, simply by inducing labour or performing a caesarian section, removing the offspring, then providing the offspring with medical care. Unsurprisingly, this is rarely done, since ...
by Imperial Polk County
Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:25 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [ReDRAFT] Limitations of Firearms to the Mentally Ill
Replies: 55
Views: 1669

“If you would excuse me for one moment ambassadors”, Eve said as she carried a M249 into the chamber. “Now Jon if you would please attach the proposal to the stand and step back”, as she says this she cocks the automatic Machine gun. “And now for my rebuttal!!” She unloads 200 rounds into the stand...
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:11 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DRAFT] Born Alive Infants Protection Act
Replies: 55
Views: 2059

"Well, why not? It is a repugnant practice that is not protected under current WA legislation as other safer methods of abortion are available. Wouldn't you agree? Otherwise, this proposal is quite toothless. All it does is protect the newly born." We are also opposed to the practice of p...
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:07 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DRAFT] Preserving Life in Pregnancy Termination
Replies: 35
Views: 1450

Are you under the impression that it is impossible to terminate a pregnancy without killing a viable fetus? Drane looks into Russell's eyes for a moment. Okay, Drane thinks, so, not stoned. "Forgive the impertinence, ambassador, but please, educate me. Is there a method of abortion, aside from...
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:50 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DRAFT] Born Alive Infants Protection Act
Replies: 55
Views: 2059

For clarity, this proposal is not intended to affect the legality of partial-birth abortion. "Well, why not? It is a repugnant practice that is not protected under current WA legislation as other safer methods of abortion are available. Wouldn't you agree? Otherwise, this proposal is quite too...
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:44 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DRAFT] Preserving Life in Pregnancy Termination
Replies: 35
Views: 1450

Drane reads the proposal several times. "I don't get it. You want to encourage methods of abortion that are safe... accessible... and preserve the life of the fetus? With all due respect, ambassador, are you stoned?"
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:37 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5638
Views: 184853

The feathered lion alien stares at the talking car, fluffs their plumage in the equivalent of a confused gesture, and then climbs down from their seat, trots over, and stares some more. "...are you an AI?" they ask, cautiously. "More like an A-S-S," Drane deadpans as he swallows...
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:35 am
 
Forum: WA Archives
Topic: [PASSED] Repeal:Promoting Sustainable Timber
Replies: 100
Views: 5282

He Qixin 2 wrote:Next step: Repeal GAR #416.

Drane snorts. "Go ahead and try. Twenty-five attempts have failed so far."
by Imperial Polk County
Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:24 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DRAFT] Born Alive Infants Protection Act
Replies: 55
Views: 2059

"This may sound sillier than a manatee with eyeglasses, Ambassador, but please indulge me. Can you define 'extraction or expulsion of the offspring'? Do you intend that to mean the complete extraction or expulsion of the child, or even the partial expulsion, say, the appearance of the head? Per...
by Imperial Polk County
Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:56 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [SUBMITTED] Repeal "Civilian Aircraft Accord"
Replies: 23
Views: 1245

The Amerivan ambassador would smile and nod. "Why yes, I am currently in the process of writing a replacement resolution, one which would carry forward the important and well-intentioned goals of the original resolution, and expand on them to ensure the operational safety of civilian aircraft ...
by Imperial Polk County
Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:44 am
 
Forum: WA Archives
Topic: [PASSED] Repeal:Promoting Sustainable Timber
Replies: 100
Views: 5282

"I voted for this because--" Wooo hoo hoo hoo hooo! Ohhhhh thank you thank you thank you guys for makin’ this pass! You guys don’t know how badly you crippled our timber trade with WA nations while we been deforesting ehhhhhh while we do some large-scale landscaping on our government lands...
by Imperial Polk County
Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:42 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5638
Views: 184853

Bears Armed wrote:
Dolor Mortis wrote:"To alleviate the intercranial vessels."

Artorrios mis-hears this.
"Intercranial weasels? Is that where the Kryozerkians disappeared to?"

Drane presses gently against his throbbing temples. "Could be."
by Imperial Polk County
Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:01 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5638
Views: 184853

"Can you two not whisper so loudly?" Drane croaks as he fumbles around in his satchel for his sunglasses. "Neville, a glass of water, please. No, I don't want 'the hair of the dog that bit me', thank you."
by Imperial Polk County
Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:44 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5638
Views: 184853

Ambassador Olsh raps her fingers on the counter. Ambassador Drane is jarred awake. As he slowly lifts his head from the counter, he notices a line of spittle running from his cheek to the bar. He quickly grabs a napkin and wipes his cheek. That's when he notices the splitting headache. "Oof. N...
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