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by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:13 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Ethel mermania wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
The Keating 5? Didn't that also include John McCain and also Marvin Bush? Now you say Jesus too huh?
Hmmph.

Dominic deconi and don't forget our other hero. John glenn.


St. John and St. Dominic?
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:11 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: US Midterm Election Megathread II: Progressives D-Day
Replies: 2408
Views: 20273

San Lumen wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
Maybe bc the Patriots beat embarrassed his Falcons in that Super Bowl.

Im fairly certain Therm is from Georgia.


Yes. Get it?

The Greater Ohio Valley wrote:
San Lumen wrote:Im fairly certain Therm is from Georgia.

I'm also fairly certain Jerzy was telling a joke.


:hug:
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:13 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

I swear manufacturers of electrical goods have to put warning stickers on their products by law (or have you removed them for some reason?) I have seen several electrical appliances where the warnings are actually embossed into the rear metal panel itself, so they are impossible to remove. Forrest ...
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:01 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Banking on Christ? WWJD? *light shining through clouds, rains money below* Jesus saves at Community National Bank. FDIC insured. Free toaster with every newly opened account. :) You mean Jesus was with Charles keating.?!? The Keating 5? Didn't that also include John McCain and also Marvin Bush? Now...
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:47 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: US Midterm Election Megathread II: Progressives D-Day
Replies: 2408
Views: 20273

The Greater Ohio Valley wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Just as long as you’re not Muslim. If your Buddhist or Hindu or anything else, sans scientology and shit like that, you can run for office

Why do you hate the constitution, Therm?


Maybe bc the Patriots beat embarrassed his Falcons in that Super Bowl.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:44 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: The NFL Thread: 2018 Preseason
Replies: 10940
Views: 153719


Nope. We knew that in Baltimore for years. :eyebrow:
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:42 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
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Views: 14620

Correction, how do I do that safely without potentially killing my sister? Short answer: You don't. Long answer: You don't, unless you do it when she isn't in the house. Even longer answer: You don't, because it'd be an incredibly stupid thing to do and no good will come of it. Maybe a trip to Juvi...
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:26 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
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Views: 14620

Geneviev wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Cherish this noble machine, for it improves your breakfast immensely. Look at it, now there's the shining surface of a toaster that would never hurt you when you the least expect it.

Toasters are unnecessary. All you need is a microwave.


Powdered Toastman would disagree.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:25 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
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Views: 14620

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:You mean Jesus was with Charles keating.?!?

Hey, a free toaster is a free toaster.


It's a Son-o-godbeam Toaster. It only works if you tithe, er, at the bank that is.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:51 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: The NFL Thread: 2018 Preseason
Replies: 10940
Views: 153719



Missing some August Dog days at practice? Players will do anything to get out of that.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:48 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Ethel mermania wrote:
Geneviev wrote:Someday Jesus will come back and I will be playing Monopoly. :rofl:

Make Jesus the banker.

Banking on Christ?
WWJD? *light shining through clouds, rains money below*
Jesus saves at Community National Bank. FDIC insured. Free toaster with every newly opened account. :)
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:00 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: US Midterm Election Megathread II: Progressives D-Day
Replies: 2408
Views: 20273

Yes it is. You don’t have to like it. But it’s a very valid reason. They are Muslims, we shouldn’t be normalizing Muslims in power. Because if we do we will be destroyed our culture is at stake. Diversity will end us. You do realise requiring religious tests for public office is unconstitutional, r...
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:54 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I just hope they don't have to go cold turkey. xD


I am just jealous


If their brain make a lot of endorphins naturally, then damn right. That's something to be envious of. I don't think a lot of German/central European descendant peoples have enough of it naturally though.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:46 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: US Midterm Election Megathread II: Progressives D-Day
Replies: 2408
Views: 20273

Ifreann wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:What the fuck

Didn't you know that Therm hates America? Far too much freedom.


Since it's been said that freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose, then I guess Therm hasn't really found freedom yet. Too bad.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:19 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Valentine Z wrote:
Geneviev wrote:Other than that, what could possibly go wrong? :p


"What could possibly wrong" is just taunting fate. :P


Titanic observation, to be sure.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:16 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Institutionalization. :o Other than that, what could possibly go wrong? :p Whatever the improbability drive programming of your life force has for you. :p Nothing will go wrong. There is no wrong actually in these matters. Wrong is a human concept. The universe and everything can do no wrong.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:06 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Geneviev wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
Other people will though. :shock:

I just won't let them. What could possibly go wrong?


Institutionalization. :o
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:03 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Geneviev wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
Stay away from those mushrooms growing in the cow pasture next time. :lol2:

I'm just never going to cut my hair or something. :p


Other people will though. :shock:
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:01 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

We will call the day... Double Date. :P "Billy, I want you to stop going to Earth. Your Dad says that they have developed better cameras and tech. You can always go to Pluto!" "But Pluto is so boring! I want to abduct humans ." These alleged aliens may be us from the future tryi...
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:59 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Geneviev wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
You spent way too long looking into that mirror the other day, didn't you? :lol:

And it changed my life forever. :lol2:


Stay away from those mushrooms growing in the cow pasture next time. :lol2:
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:53 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Strangers with their doubles. I would so love that. I met this one Burmese dude who kinda look like me, right down to the glasses and face. But he was at a height I could only dream of. :/ Also notice how as we got better cameras, there are no more UFO footages. Hmm.. Someone needs to arrange somet...
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:51 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Would love a sci-fi scenario where I ran into my opposite sex counterpart. Same clothes (a coat or something I wear on that day), same glasses, everything. Just gender-swapped from one another. And everyone else outside will think that this is some elaborate prank. Apparently everyone has a double ...
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:42 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Challenge accepted.

You do understand that this challenge means you have to go outside a lot, don't you? Also you're going to have to meet a lot of people.

:rofl:
There's the rub.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:39 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Geneviev wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
We aren't THAT big a deal to the rest of the universe. Humanity needs to get over itself.

Humanity is fairly important.

To humanity it is, sure. Beyond that? *shrugs shoulders*
Out of +13 billion years, well, we just haven't been here very long at all.
by Jerzylvania
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:22 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously
Replies: 2319
Views: 14620

Geneviev wrote:You know what's really weird? The world is still here, despite humanity's best efforts.


We aren't THAT big a deal to the rest of the universe. Humanity needs to get over itself.
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