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by Jerzylvania
Sat May 12, 2018 5:36 pm
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

the last bottle of port was being drunk and Albus Dumbledore was going for a winning canon."Ahem!" affirmed the old salt, he distracted the old wizard enough to ruin the shot. The cue dug into the baize and carved a channel to the ball which proceeded to find safety in the pocket. That wa...
by Jerzylvania
Fri May 11, 2018 5:56 pm
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

she said 'Neigh, Neigh and thrice times Nay!' calling upon the inspiration of Frankie Howard in the vain hope that she could alter the course of... POP!....the transformation was complete, she wasn't a horse but a cantankerous zebra.'Stripes, effing stripes, I just don't suit stripes, does my arse ...
by Jerzylvania
Fri May 11, 2018 7:30 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

So it looks like Trump really is going ahead with his "Keep America Great" slogan, eh. Interesting stuff. I wonder if Trump voters feel America has been made great overnight from 9th to 10th May 2018. It was a little after high noon on January 20, 2017. It's the one thing most of them und...
by Jerzylvania
Fri May 11, 2018 7:29 am
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

strange things like hair and raw beans mulched into a chunky yakkum dribbled and feel from his furry chin. Charlie tried to hold back the the urge to vomit but to no avail. The gush of the contents of yesterday's dinner intermingled with the repulsive mulch and fur to transform the cat into a sorry...
by Jerzylvania
Thu May 10, 2018 3:13 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

RIP carbon monitoring He really is just stupid but to many of his voters everything he does is right and everything he says is gospel. I wonder if he said the earth was flat, didn't rotate, gravity doesnt exist and the space program is a lie how many of his base would believe it. 90-95%. They're th...
by Jerzylvania
Thu May 10, 2018 2:58 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

Why, because it's a rural, red country in a Democratic state? Because they vote the way they want, not the way you want them to vote? As a Marylander who lives in an irrelevant part of Maryland, Calvert County is very much irrelevant to our state politics. True. Montgomery Co. has the highest pop i...
by Jerzylvania
Thu May 10, 2018 11:45 am
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

"JUST TELL ME, WHERE'S MY DOG....I just want to see him..." Then Morgan Freeman came back to life and said "He is no longer with us"... Charlie Brown, now composed, turns and makes a quick phone call. He next shows his ID revealing he's CIA and has called in a massive napalm air...
by Jerzylvania
Thu May 10, 2018 11:18 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:

Illegal, is a threat.

Though the article says it is legal.
by Jerzylvania
Thu May 10, 2018 11:16 am
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

The annexation of the neighboring galaxy, named... a dancing pink Hippo as the new envoy to the Twilight Zone as Charlie Brown took aim at Freeman and blew his skull clean off. He shouted defiantly "Any more goddamn questions, you pansies?" With that he put a gun to the head of the best l...
by Jerzylvania
Thu May 10, 2018 9:07 am
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

and then 'Don't cry for me Argentina' in a dress taken from Eva Peron's wardrobe. He was singing to the casting panel, who had just happened to convene at that cantina, for a role in Evita. They shook their head, it wouldn't do - the dress was out as it was 2 sizes too small. Just at that moment Ch...
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 1:15 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

Good. Saudi Arabia having nuclear weapons is a good thing to you? Most of their country is nasty hot desert. At least as sterile as the deserts where we tested our nukes. I doubt the environmental impact of a nuke attack on Saudi Arabia scares them much. I mean, they live in a fucking desert. No wa...
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 1:07 pm
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

cock a' leekie. Lenin was so furious he transformed into Stalin who instantly ordered a putsch of the Imperial Russian order of the Tureen at this slight. From now on Mama Gorbatchev's Borscht Bucket will be the Blue Riband of Soviet slop. The krepostnoi krestyanin (крепостной крестьянин) queued fr...
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 11:54 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

Common sense territory. Hope that isn't a big disappointment, lol. NK is a goddamn vassal state. Let's not forget who has kept them afloat since 1954. (hint... CHINA!!!) EDIT: Xinping (and Putin) know Trump's his own man and is capable of acting unilaterally. He doesn't listen to any advisers very ...
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 9:34 am
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

Hazukenia wrote:...awaking from his eternal slumber in his mausoleum after which he killed Putin and his aides to...

replace them with the Kool-aid Kid
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 9:32 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

Cekoviu wrote:
San Lumen wrote:His base wont care that our credibility worldwide is now destroyed

There's been nothing left to destroy for a year and a half.

Figures.
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 9:19 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

San Lumen wrote:
Major-Tom wrote:
Asinine, impulsive and stupid move that was only made to throw red meat at the base.

His base wont care that our credibility worldwide is now destroyed

We now have given Iran carte blanch to violate the treaty.

John Bolton murmurs in the background... "pick up the gun."
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 8:52 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

Vassenor wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Maybe we should give Trump credit for the weather. Sure, maybe he isn't doing anything to make the sun shine, but it's shining while he's president.


Donald Trump is responsible for the sun rising every morning. Worship him.

...and the shit he stinks of. :eyebrow:
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 8:51 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

Think bigger. Way bigger. This is gonna enter conspiracy territory ain’t it? Common sense territory. Hope that isn't a big disappointment, lol. NK is a goddamn vassal state. Let's not forget who has kept them afloat since 1954. (hint... CHINA!!!) EDIT: Xinping (and Putin) know Trump's his own man a...
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 8:26 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
Nah. Of course not. More like Xi Jinping woke up one day and called Kim with an offer he couldn't refuse.

You think Xi would use his political clout to free American prisoners in North Korea that likely wouldn’t get him anything in return?


Think bigger. Way bigger.
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 8:20 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

He sent Mike Pompeo to North Korea. Also Kim Jong Un released those three prisoners. How do we know that the second thing happened because of the first? Maybe releasing them was Kim's idea entirely and all Trump has done is said "Yes, thank you, I'll send someone to pick them up". I highl...
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 8:14 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Trump MAGAThread XII: A Tarriff-ic Thread!
Replies: 11750
Views: 118041

C’mon are we going to be so petty we can’t acknowledge prisoners came back under the Trump administration Maybe we should give Trump credit for the weather. Sure, maybe he isn't doing anything to make the sun shine, but it's shining while he's president. But sunshine cred or not, it turns out that ...
by Jerzylvania
Wed May 09, 2018 8:09 am
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

Deutsch-Afrika wrote:That he would rule the universes but he was killed by

his many puppets
by Jerzylvania
Mon May 07, 2018 3:56 pm
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

Poggers wrote:...Cards are boring. Everyone gets a free taco from Chipotle

and a dangerous E-coli infection which is begins killing...
by Jerzylvania
Mon May 07, 2018 12:46 pm
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

Hediacrana wrote:very, very small nuclear missiles. When done properly...

it summons the walrus
by Jerzylvania
Mon May 07, 2018 8:52 am
 
Forum: Forum 7
Topic: CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.
Replies: 8518
Views: 91973

Hediacrana wrote:...making a mean egg salad sandwich. The secret, as they say is in the mayonnaise. You see...


mayonnaise is opaque for a reason,
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