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by Jerzylvania
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:38 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: MAGAThread XV: Because Another
Replies: 2240
Views: 27867

Thermodolia wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:Dude, you buried the lead...it's dropping in his base.

Also

It’s the shutdown. The shutdown is making him look like an idiot


Your kind of a minimalist there, Therm. Trump is up to his neck in scandals.
by Jerzylvania
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:05 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Weird that they opted for Saudi Arabia instead of the rest of Europe. They also have Ikea and Carrefour (a large French hypermarket chain) in Saudi Arabia. Vast deserts, too. And the bone saw guys. :evil: The Netherlands already kinda had a royal family when it was the United Provinces, Napoleon sc...
by Jerzylvania
Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:16 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

what sinful place doesnt have five guys even though I buy hamburger patties from the store and put them on bojangles biscuits but shhhh https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/FiveGuys-2018-sept.png/640px-FiveGuys-2018-sept.png Everything in grey. Saudi Arabia has Five Guys, eh? I...
by Jerzylvania
Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:12 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Castelia wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:


Five Guys please.


We don't have Five Guys where I'm from.


Where's that? ....and who has the best cheeseburgers there?
by Jerzylvania
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:23 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Ethel mermania wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
That's okay, I'm not Welshsexual :)


Mom was, she loved Tom jones


Just help yourself to my lips to my arms, just say the word and I am yours. Me mum liked that song.
by Jerzylvania
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:18 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Thank the megathreads for that, it's how NationStates General remains relatively organized. Gone are the days that current events generated about a dozen odd threads while they were still unfolding. Too much is happening nowadays. I long for the days where the government swept everything under the ...
by Jerzylvania
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:13 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

New haven america wrote:
Kowani wrote:This ain’t the Old English Thread, mate.

That's not Old English.

Þes sy Eald Englisc.


Legend has it Beowulf invented a rather cheap furniture polish.
by Jerzylvania
Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:06 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

A piss he took while on the cross collected by Mary Magdalene is stored in the Vatican vault in a hermetically sealed vial. I doubt you are anyone on this forum is ever downing a drop of that. That Holy piss must've evaporated and rejoined its creator in Heaven by now, my friend. Nope. It has the a...
by Jerzylvania
Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:00 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

New haven america wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:Alcohol isn't a drug it's a mood regulator

Why would you drink alcohol when you could drink Jesus?


A piss he took while on the cross collected by Mary Magdalene is stored in the Vatican vault in a hermetically sealed vial. I doubt you are anyone on this forum is ever downing a drop of that.
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:05 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

What big cultural artefact do you think the early 2010's gave us I'm now wondering? My early 2010's were fairly shitty though. When I said I was getting nostalgic about the first half of the decade I was in fact talking about the music and how I would call some of them modern classics. I would also...
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:43 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Dresderstan wrote:Am I the only one getting nostalgic about the early/first half of the 2010s as a bit of a golden age?


Probably premature.
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:43 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

TBH, I'm probably just gonna end up in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of my life and die early and alone... but thanks for the support. It's getting really hard to know when I'm replying to fatalistic humor or a genuine concern. It makes my job of posting with "lol mode" or with...
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:24 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Raising children is much more costly than it was in the 1950s & 1960s when I was brought up. My dad was a salesman, mom a part time RN. A doctor's office had a doctor and a secretary/receptionist. Same with the dentist and the bills were fair. We lived just inside the Baltimore City limits then...
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:31 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

even poor you have to spend cash, you kids eat, drink, need clothes, school books. doctors, medicines dentists braces cars, car insurance . and then college.... Most of the stuff my parents got was actually pretty cheap (They were both practically pro-chefs, so they knew how to cook on a budget), m...
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:15 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: NFL Thread v2: 2018 Playoffs!
Replies: 3882
Views: 40266

Ameriganastan wrote:Ooh, Gladys Knight is singing the national anthem.


She's a pip.
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:08 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Gallade wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
Well, poop-de-doo!

I've missed you too, sweetheart.


:kiss:

lmao, it's not called child rearing for nothing.
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:07 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Gallade wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
Funny how parents think their own sh!t doesn't stink. :lol:

Their poop smells cute right now. A change would be unwelcome.

I love wine and good food and my leavings reflect that, I make no claims to the contrary.


Well, poop-de-doo!
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:03 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Gallade wrote:
Petrolheadia wrote:Depends on whether you live with them or meet them.

I've got two of the little bastards running about. I'll reconsider my stance when their poos start to smell.


Funny how parents think their own sh!t doesn't stink. :lol:
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:00 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Am I the only guy who looks at his parents and thinks "damn, having kids ain't worth it?" What you get in return for bringing them here is added expenses and worries, spending time on childcare and driving them around, reduced opportunities and living space, and as a bonus prize, adjustin...
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:58 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Chrinthanium wrote:Not entirely true. If you're cremated then you don't go there.


True.
*takes seriously, giggles cease*
It has long since been proven. Most recently in 1945 by the atomic blasts in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Those people went up. :evil:
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:44 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Ethel mermania wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
Yeah. Like, welcome to the food web. Remember it's eat or be eaten out there.

Ah fireside theater,

I jumped for joy, but joy jumped first


Joy always had good hang time.
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:22 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

I thought it was a cat pushing around the infinite glass that is the Universe... No, it's Joe Pesci. and under the Ladder Day Saints which you yourself being mortal had best not walk under. Punny. Did you know there's a place just six feet under the Earth where you go when you die? :blink:
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:18 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Chrinthanium wrote:That "greater force" that you speak up... is Joe Pesci.


I thought it was a cat pushing around the infinite glass that is the Universe...


yes, pushing it under the ladder of Ladder Day Saints which you yourself, being mortal, had best not walk under.
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:11 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Silver Commonwealth wrote:And I am the Supreme President of Chewing Gum. :p (jk)


...and you can actually stick it. My favorite place was under the old Read's Drugstores lunch counter. All your constituents are there! :lol:
by Jerzylvania
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:02 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: TET: All Under Heaven
Replies: 1114
Views: 10129

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord wrote:
I mean, I’m a god. A very, very minor god. About on par with the God of Office Supplies. :p

There's a divine ruler of office supplies?


It's usually stored in the desk of the offices most prominent pencil neck geek.
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