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by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:42 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

I believe that I'm the only person posting in NSG who's: Hunted with pygmies in the Congo rainforest Been chased by baboons in Nigeria Taken a helicopter to a former pirate base on a Venezuelan desert island Hunted Nazis in northern Argentina Shaken hands with the Duchess of Cambridge Entered a sti...
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:57 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

Rojava Free State wrote:I went on a vacation...to the west bank


I have no interest in that bank.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:13 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

Bombadil wrote:
Nobel Hobos 2 wrote:
As good looking as the day you were born, if I may.


..which, I believe, is celebrated in two days time - I always link the surprise attack on Pearl Harbour with Lunatic Goofballs for some reason..


A date that will live in infamy.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:09 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: The Zimmerman Files..
Replies: 440
Views: 12186

Wow. And I thought trying to sell the gun he shot Trayvon Martin with for $250,000 was the lowest he could sink. He's almost ready for politics!
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:19 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

Mushet wrote:Holy crap, a zombie clown.


To commemorate my triumphant return from the grave.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:18 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

United Muscovite Nations wrote:Holy shit, I didn't expect to see you again.


And that is why I had to come back; to defy expectations. :)
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:44 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

A friend of mine was over for dinner last night and he was joking about how he had been led to believe as a child that quicksand would be a bigger threat than it turned out to be. I recognized the joke from a John Mulaney comedy routine, but I let that pass and asked him how many times he'd actuall...
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:05 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

Ethel mermania wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Way to ruin the metaphor.

You are just insulted I called you normal.


Wouldn't you be? Look at what normal people have done to this world.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:18 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

Fartsniffage wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
I am the baseline model of my line. Unfortunately, I'm a prototype. ;)


There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


And not sleek enough to be a concept car. :(
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:11 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Page wrote:How does one have that many encounters with quicksand?


The quicksand is stalking him.

Usually he is too fast, but sometimes LG let his guard down and the quicksand (which, as the name suggests, is quick) catches up and engulfs him.


I've become a very light sleeper.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:10 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

Page wrote:How does one have that many encounters with quicksand?


I spent a lot of time exploring swamps and estuaries; often with friends that share an unspoken rule that if there are open pools of mud nearby, someone must be pushed/tackled into them. :blush:
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:06 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

A friend of mine was over for dinner last night and he was joking about how he had been led to believe as a child that quicksand would be a bigger threat than it turned out to be. I recognized the joke from a John Mulaney comedy routine, but I let that pass and asked him how many times he'd actuall...
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:05 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

A friend of mine was over for dinner last night and he was joking about how he had been led to believe as a child that quicksand would be a bigger threat than it turned out to be. I recognized the joke from a John Mulaney comedy routine, but I let that pass and asked him how many times he'd actuall...
by Lunatic Goofballs
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:50 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.
Replies: 383
Views: 9053

Signs that you are comfortably out of the norm.

A friend of mine was over for dinner last night and he was joking about how he had been led to believe as a child that quicksand would be a bigger threat than it turned out to be. I recognized the joke from a John Mulaney comedy routine, but I let that pass and asked him how many times he'd actually...
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:23 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Are religion and science compatible?
Replies: 1374
Views: 35572

Big Jim P wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Tell her Goofball approves.


she remembers you. I don't think your endorsement will help


Shit. :(
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:10 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: One Billion Euros Worth of Jewels Stolen in Dresden
Replies: 235
Views: 4170

Ethel mermania wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Fun Fact: The original of that particular painting was in Germany and got destroyed in an Allied bombing.

I went and looked it up. I know I have seen it in ny. But apparently not the original original.


Nope. A replica by the same painter.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:36 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: One Billion Euros Worth of Jewels Stolen in Dresden
Replies: 235
Views: 4170

San Lumen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:What if they hate germans?

And what if they do? What these people did would the equivalent of someone stealing Washington Crossing the Delaware.


Fun Fact: The original of that particular painting was in Germany and got destroyed in an Allied bombing.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:40 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: One Billion Euros Worth of Jewels Stolen in Dresden
Replies: 235
Views: 4170

San Lumen wrote:
Ors Might wrote:Has the history behind the jewels been destroyed? Did people just forget the history?

It would be awful for them to exist only in photographs because some selfish person saw them only as a way to get rich


As opposed to them coming into existence only to show how rich you are.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:34 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: One Billion Euros Worth of Jewels Stolen in Dresden
Replies: 235
Views: 4170

I do. But I would never use my skills for something so bourgeois. At least, that's what I tell the Feds. At this time I need to let all our hard working and dedicated friends at the NSA we are just kidding for comedic affect, and we wish you all a healthy and happy holiday season. Next for your rea...
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:29 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: [Abortion Thread] (YET ANOTHER POLL!) Taking measure.
Replies: 12482
Views: 245203

Antityranicals wrote:
Godular wrote:
If it is the only means of rectifying the situation, then it falls under necessary force.

But it's not. There's also birth.


And time travel.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:26 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: One Billion Euros Worth of Jewels Stolen in Dresden
Replies: 235
Views: 4170

Ethel mermania wrote:
Kernen wrote:Shit, if I had a skill useful for a heist, I'd probably do it.

I dont, otoh, I do know some folks who do.


I do. But I would never use my skills for something so bourgeois. At least, that's what I tell the Feds.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:09 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: One Billion Euros Worth of Jewels Stolen in Dresden
Replies: 235
Views: 4170

Gormwood wrote:And then it turns out the jewelry has some fantastic secret.


It's the sword. The rest of the heist was just a diversion. The real target was the sword. It is actually composed of a Palladium alloy and is the final piece necessary to make a functional time machine.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:57 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Rhapsody in TET
Replies: 12474
Views: 172260

Heloin wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Unless you're a vegetarian, then it's stuffed eggplant.

Go all out and get both. You don't need to eat the rest of the semester, you were thinking about a diet anyways.

What do you mean is that personal experience talking?


He could stuff one into the other and make an Eggplicken.
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:48 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: One Billion Euros Worth of Jewels Stolen in Dresden
Replies: 235
Views: 4170

Yeah, probably. Why are you acting so shocked about this? People steal things, preferably valuable things, because they want money. Have you never encountered this concept before? Why do you think people rob gas stations or liquor stores or banks? Money's really useful and they want it. Robbing and...
by Lunatic Goofballs
Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:44 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: One Billion Euros Worth of Jewels Stolen in Dresden
Replies: 235
Views: 4170

Clever operatives, a daring plan well executed and nobody got hurt. I'm having difficulty suppressing my admiration for clever thieves.
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