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by Groot
Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:52 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: Poposal- If a country whants to exit world assembly
Replies: 6
Views: 237

“I am Groot,” says Groot, as he clicks on the little “resign from the WA” icon on his laptop, and exits the premises.
by Groot
Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:58 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

Separatist Peoples wrote:"I'm pretty sure you can't solicit for paid sex here, bud."

"I am Groot," says Groot, as he playfully waves a fifty-Groot bill in Bell's face, frowns, puts it away, takes out a ten-Groot bill, and waves that at Bell instead.
by Groot
Sat Feb 23, 2019 3:08 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

Korus blinks and watches the soldier vacate. "How queer. Are your soldiers not allowed to fraternize in-uniform?" Korus queries while swirling their drink in the glass a bit before taking a sip. "They aren't allowed to drink on the job. Back home, we usually consider such behavior un...
by Groot
Tue Feb 19, 2019 10:35 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [PASSED] On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes
Replies: 122
Views: 2957

Groot shakes his head. “I am Groot,” he says, pointing out that the cannibis hookah, with its earthy green motif, was clearly designed for cannabis use and not tobacco. He rereads the preamble of the proposal, and wonders if his nation could comply with the law in good faith if it were to require s...
by Groot
Tue Feb 19, 2019 3:32 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [PASSED] On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes
Replies: 122
Views: 2957

“I am Groot,” says Groot, as he holds two hookahs in front of him, one with opium, and one with cannibis. He awaits the author’s reply. "The intent remains the same - hookah pipes are designed for tobacco use...." Groot shakes his head. “I am Groot,” he says, pointing out that the cannibi...
by Groot
Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:23 pm
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [PASSED] On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes
Replies: 122
Views: 2957

"For clarification - a hookah pipe is intended to have tobacco in it, and is therefore a tobacco product. However, it would only need the warning in Active Clause 4, as it does not contain nicotine but is intended to carry tobacco products. This warning would not be on the pipe itself, but on ...
by Groot
Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:24 pm
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

The band finishes with a flourish, and Bell grabs the mic. "And in celebration of 'shine season, I've got the latest from the family still: Several casks of aged Applejack. Just ask Neville to fill up your jug!" Bell takes a bow. Groot's jug his filled, and he raises it in the direction o...
by Groot
Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:08 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [PASSED] Command Responsibility
Replies: 229
Views: 5933

Groot reads through the proposal carefully. When finished, he nods. “I am Groot,” he says to Ambassador Bell, as he casts his vote in favor.
by Groot
Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:24 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [PASSED] Defending Rights of Sexual and Gender Minorities
Replies: 424
Views: 9824

Groot happily nods as he reads through the proposal... until he reaches clause five. “I am Groot,” he says, a hint of sadness in his voice, as he points to the fifth clause. He contemplates for a moment, then reluctantly registers his vote against the proposal.
by Groot
Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:19 pm
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [PASSED] Debtor Voting Rights
Replies: 230
Views: 5951

Doctis Rebus wrote:This motion is a blatant attack on the sovereignty of all Nations in the world

Upon hearing those words, Groot yawns, audibly.
by Groot
Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:14 pm
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DEFEATED] Intersystem Space Stations Programme
Replies: 82
Views: 2544

Groot walks into the voting chamber, prepared to vote in favor of the "Programme for the Intersystem Space Station" — just for laughs, of course, because he always wondered what it would be like to have a P.I.S.S. in space — but notices that the title of the program has been revised. “I am...
by Groot
Sun Dec 23, 2018 7:26 pm
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

"Hey, tree guy, you look like someone who values tiny paper flags with words on 'em. I've got anything you could want: dictatorships, anarchist tribes, space wizards, monarchist orcas, you name it. Why don't you check what you have in your wallet and see about buying a few of these beautiful t...
by Groot
Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:49 pm
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: (Draft) Index of National Days
Replies: 10
Views: 307

“I am Groot,” says Groot, holding up a Planet X calendar, pointing out that it has six days a week, exactly five weeks in a month, and ten months, exactly 300 days, in a year. “I am Groot,” he adds, holding up an Earth calendar in another branch, showing seven days a week, four-ish weeks in a month,...
by Groot
Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:41 pm
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DEFEATED] Intersystem Space Stations Programme
Replies: 82
Views: 2544

Separatist Peoples wrote:
Nagatar Karumuttu Chettiar wrote:
"Intersystem Space Station Project" maybe?

"Program for the Intersystem Space Station."

Groot snickers. “I am Groot,” he says, giving Ambassador Bell two twigs up.
by Groot
Sun Dec 16, 2018 3:39 pm
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

The entity held his hand out to Groot. “Hello Groot, I am [insert really zalgofied text here]. How are you doing?” "I am Groot," says Groot, pounding the center of his trunk with an arm-like branch. "I am Groot." He drains the root beer and motions to the bartender to bring him ...
by Groot
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:35 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

After quite some time away from the Strangers’ Bar — indeed, from the WA as a whole — Ambassador Groot enters. He approaches the bar. “I am Groot,” he says, greeting the bartender by name. He scratches his chin for a moment, then holds up a finger-like twig. “I am Groot,” he orders. He takes a seat ...
by Groot
Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:15 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: [DRAFT] Repeal "Respondeat Superior"
Replies: 12
Views: 534

Separatist Peoples wrote:"You're ignoring the rest of Clause 3, grossly misrepresenting my resolution."

"I am Groot," Groot nods in agreement as he gently pats Bell on the back.
by Groot
Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:28 am
 
Forum: Trading Cards
Topic: Self-ownership Club
Replies: 218
Views: 3403

I AM GROOT!

(Translation: Turned my own card.)
by Groot
Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:34 am
 
Forum: WA Archives
Topic: [PASSED] Protecting Minority Languages
Replies: 209
Views: 9302

The Pendanese wrote:I think we should go as far as to establishing English as a world required language.

"I am Groot?" Groot says, waving a branch at the Pendanese ambassador. "I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot!"
by Groot
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:16 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

Groot enters the bar. In one hand he carries a kite with a giant bite-shaped piece missing. In the other hand he carries a small stuffed doll; it's a mostly bald boy wearing black shorts and a yellow shirt with a black zig-zag pattern around the midsection. "I am Groot!" he announces as he...
by Groot
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:07 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: Zombie act 2017
Replies: 11
Views: 430

Groot enters the debate chamber with a sheet of paper in his hand. "I am Groot," he says as he displays the proposal for all to see: Right To Kill Zombies Act 2017 A resolution to modify universal standards of healthcare. Category: Health Area of Effect: Bioethics Proposed by: KingMaker Zo...
by Groot
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:47 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

" I am TARDIS. ", she replied, passing the projection's hand through the branch to demonstrate. " I am TARDIS. " she explained, gesturing to one of the electronic boxes on the ceiling that the translators used to manipulate sound waves. " I am TARDIS. I am TARDIS. " sh...
by Groot
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:36 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

" Quite profound, that. No wonder you got a job... " The TARDIS trailed off, startled. She hadn't heard that dialect much, and it was often hard to determine context, but she knew it. And knew that it was not a common thing to know. The projection of her grinned, turned to the tree creatu...
by Groot
Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:17 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

"Death whisperer? Not preferred occupation. Earth? Yes. I suppose I should have been more specific when I spoke of who died. Space travel and Dimentional wormholing was lost many millennias ago. And those from space listed in the manifest have not returned to Earth since. I come from what I vi...
by Groot
Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:45 am
 
Forum: General Assembly
Topic: The World Assembly Strangers' Bar
Replies: 5615
Views: 173882

Groot nods as Herby makes each point, until:

Herby wrote:Ehhhhh... hang on Grooty, I ehhhhh I gotta go say hi to a friend be right back 'kay? 'Kay. YO! Tardissima! How you doin' my English muffin? Heh heh.

Groot face-twigs, and sadly shakes his head.
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