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by Heinleinites
Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:29 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: sex with the room mate.
Replies: 67
Views: 922

Unless you're having sex with a stranger you're never going to see again, it's never just a fling. Somebody always ends up getting their feelings invoved.

Don't shit where you eat...especially when it involves roommates or leases
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:27 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: People Who Have Outdoor Weddings In August Should Be Beaten
Replies: 50
Views: 817

The Bleeding Roses wrote:My guess is that you have a wool suit.


Probably. I bought it a couple of years or so ago from Men's Wearhouse. They were having a sale, and at the time I was going to be needing a suit in the next couple of weeks, so I snagged one.
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:12 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: People Who Have Outdoor Weddings In August Should Be Beaten
Replies: 50
Views: 817

Seersucker suits and linen suits were invented for a reason... as were sun dresses. I've got one suit that I drag out whenever I have to go to a wedding or a funeral or a court appearance. I'm pretty sure it's not linen, and I don't even know what 'seersucker' is...unless it's a hooker that special...
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:47 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: People Who Have Outdoor Weddings In August Should Be Beaten
Replies: 50
Views: 817

Weather Underground says that there was a high of 82 degrees F that day in our area Along with a 60% chance of smashing the state and scattered flurries of offing the pigs? The proper reply to "Would you like to come to my outside wedding taking place at 3 pm in August?" is "Are you ...
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:32 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: If you didn't have your religious views.
Replies: 88
Views: 1139

If I wasn't a Christian, I'd go for Norse Paganism. Odin and Thor seem like they would pretty easy to please, and Valhalla sounds bad-ass as an afterlife.
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:26 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Women, Nature, and Civilization
Replies: 286
Views: 4107

Risottia wrote:I associate them with sandwiches. Which, while a product of civilization, aren't exactly a very civilized way of eating.


I associate them with sandwiches too, although my association is more along the lines of them being in charge of the making of and bringing to me along with a cold beer.
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:21 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: What you like and dislike of where you live
Replies: 75
Views: 842

I live in a small town in the SE United States in a house out in the woods with four dogs and a girl who has yet to get tired of putting up with me. Pro: Privacy Great view Can shoot off firearms without getting up off the porch Plenty of room for the dogs, and if they kill something and eat half of...
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:04 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: People Who Have Outdoor Weddings In August Should Be Beaten
Replies: 50
Views: 817

People Who Have Outdoor Weddings In August Should Be Beaten

People who have outdoor weddings in August should be beaten with sticks. Really, where are your heads? The one month a year where it can routinely be counted on to be in the high 90's and you're going make people wear four layers of close-fitting clothing and stand in the sun? Yeah, despite what you...
by Heinleinites
Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:27 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Do You Ever Give Advice?
Replies: 54
Views: 766

“When people ask for advice, they don’t actually want advice. What they want is for you to rubber-stamp the decision they’ve already made.” -My Father That sounds remarkably like something which Robert A. Heinlein might have written. I am confused. :unsure: I don't know if it was original, or where...
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:48 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Furries
Replies: 319
Views: 5487

The first I heard of it was that one CSI episode, and I thought it was something they had just made up for the show. But no, it turned out to be a real thing. A real thing that's nasty and creepifyin'. Plus, it seems kind of tied in with anime, which should also be discouraged. Got a reason for thi...
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:30 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Furries
Replies: 319
Views: 5487

The first I heard of it was that one CSI episode, and I thought it was something they had just made up for the show. But no, it turned out to be a real thing. A real thing that's nasty and creepifyin'. Plus, it seems kind of tied in with anime, which should also be discouraged.
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:07 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Do You Ever Give Advice?
Replies: 54
Views: 766

I give advice, as I've said, but I don't really expect people to heed it. I just sort of fire it out there and let people do what they want with it. Sort of like how JaMarcus Russell plays football, with the main difference being I don't have a ridiculous first name. Examples of advice I've given: &...
by Heinleinites
Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:31 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Do You Ever Give Advice?
Replies: 54
Views: 766

Do You Ever Give Advice?

“When people ask for advice, they don’t actually want advice. What they want is for you to rubber-stamp the decision they’ve already made.” -My Father Do you give advice? I do. I tend to run my mouth pretty freely, actually. This is partly because I’m a fascinating man with a wide variety of life e...
by Heinleinites
Sat May 01, 2010 12:51 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Inspiration
Replies: 56
Views: 631

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
by Heinleinites
Sat May 01, 2010 12:34 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Broken?!
Replies: 81
Views: 780

Nope. Almost killed myself a couple of times though. On purpose or accidentally? What with one thing or another, I've lost track of the times I've almost killed myself accidentally, but the thought of doing it purposefully has never even crossed my mind. Broke my wrist in a fall, broke my nose when...
by Heinleinites
Sat May 01, 2010 12:27 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Broken?!
Replies: 81
Views: 780

Well, I often play up the "New Ziedrich is literally the best thing ever" angle for laughs, but I figured everybody knew I was being facetious due to how goddamn ridiculous it sounds. This is actually the first time I've been called out on it. Never underestimate the ability of the Intern...
by Heinleinites
Sat May 01, 2010 12:17 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: May Day
Replies: 199
Views: 2039

New Immortallia wrote:Yugoslav Communist partisans free Trieste,


Which was the first and last time anybody used 'Communist' and 'free' in the same sentence. At least without the word 'from' being found in between.
by Heinleinites
Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:59 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Broken?!
Replies: 81
Views: 780

Dumb Ideologies wrote:You see, I know I'm crazy and that I'll never understand ordinary humans but...that doesn't sound much like fun to me.


Breaking the bone isn't fun, but the adrenaline rush you get from the risk and knowing you could break a bone(or injure yourself even more seriously)is where the fun comes in.
by Heinleinites
Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:57 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Michelle Obama 2016!
Replies: 131
Views: 1514

She was on the Today show less than a week ago talking about how she is going to start a comeback tour... That was just an impersonator, designed to keep people from figuring out the truth. She'll do an initial blitz of publicity, and then become gradually less and less conspicious as time goes by ...
by Heinleinites
Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:45 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Michelle Obama 2016!
Replies: 131
Views: 1514

Honestly, Michael Jackson and all the female Jacksons looks eerily similar... That's why no-one has seen Latoya since Michael died. I betcha any amount of money if something happened to Wayne Brady, nobody would see Michelle Obama again either, at least until they were able to replace her like in t...
by Heinleinites
Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:39 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Michelle Obama 2016!
Replies: 131
Views: 1514

I'm not sure what you are talking about. Are you implying that Michelle looks like a guy in drag? He's not so much 'implying' it, as he is 'outright stating' it. Maybe Michelle Obama and Wayne Brady are actually the same person, kind of like how Michael Jackson and Latoya Jackson were the same pers...
by Heinleinites
Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:31 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Broken?!
Replies: 81
Views: 780

Dumb Ideologies wrote:I refuse to take part in any activity that has a significant chance of involving injury.


Where's the fun in that?

I've broken an arm, a leg, my nose(twice), several fingers, both collarbones, and dislocated my shoulder more than once.
by Heinleinites
Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:47 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: I've been banned from walking at my college graduation.
Replies: 295
Views: 4951

Shoulda oughta known better. What did you think was going to happen? Did you imagine a scenario where this would end well for you? Use your head for something other than a hat rack next time.
by Heinleinites
Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:27 am
 
Forum: General
Topic: Belgium bans the burqa.
Replies: 1091
Views: 11157

I'm surprised they went through with it. I figured if anyone was going to waffle on this, it'd be Belgians.
by Heinleinites
Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:08 pm
 
Forum: General
Topic: Why don't you believe in evolution?
Replies: 706
Views: 7814

Coccygia wrote:I don't want to derail or hijack the thread either (though if you ask me it was derailed from the start) so I'm just gonna let you go with a warning for now. :twisted:


In the words of Captain America: "Youngster, I've got a collection of 'warnings' that would make your eyes pop." ;)
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