Granted! The jug however is placed by a notorious serial killer who kills the people after they drink the milk they place on their counter I wish the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland agreed to end any aggression between them Damnit, that's a good one, I'll just have to try harder next ...

Granted! Criticism of the government grants you a one way ticket to the endless void I wish the protagonists in horror movies were actually smart occasionally Granted, however, the villains have also gained a similar boost of intelligence and are now the equivalent of a mixture of modern-day mobste...

Slightly confused as it's literally a fractal.

No, you are not. Have a nice day founding your new nation, I'm sure your region will be happy to accept you once you've calmed down.

Congratulations! You are now the owner of SCP-513 a bell that summons a monster that when rung will slowly drive you to madness!

I wish to own a 1 pound block of mozzerella cheese.

You know what... I'm kidding, anti-weebs.

Floor 1143 does not exist, due to an error in the multi-verse. Floor 1143 has ceased to exist as it has never existed and never will. The contents of floor 1143 have been lost forever.

Funny, 7.5/10 but not too interesting.

Granted, you now have the fastest reactions in the world. However, you still cannot move fast enough to dodge a bullet.

I wish to own 15 pineapples.

Adding another wing to the hospital for patients.

Banned for insulting my forgetfullness.

Floor 1132, simply put is a floor full of deranged Prusmian scientists performing experiments with dark matter trying to figure out how floor 1131 exists.

Because, you don't have a flag.

Granted, all climate change has changed and the temperature, humidity, environment is stuck as it is and the world is going to die,

I wish to eat the best box of chicken in the world From Caines chicken.

Granted, however, you become so good thugs catch on and kill you and because the police have become so reliant on you, they have no detectives able to solve the case.

I wish to own the state of Ohio.

Monkey 2291 was killed by "intentional game design"

"GUARDS, SIEZE THEM."

Addiction Therapy.

Banned for not being offensive, therefore they are offensive. All offensive content must be banned.

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicki

Lack of coffee.

This is a little weird but let's do this, you are granted a view into the future of the AN. While you cannot see much, what can you interpret from it?

Sure, however the school system now lasts for 24 hours a day and goes on for the first 50 years of your life. Enjoy your suffering,

I wish that the wish below was not corrupted.

"While, we do not deny the existence of such a... special... people, we find no use or knowledge to gain from their way of life."