https://i.imgur.com/3bLnW2Z.png?3 March 10, 2008 Sakai Jin Fund raises $2Mn in individual donations • Construction of Pepsi, Co. bottling plant started • Incel inspired by recent Songjiang Death Cult attack failed attempting to attack Bangkok subway with sarin gas, sniffed it on the car ride. Prote...
https://i.imgur.com/3bLnW2Z.png?3 May 11, 2007 Elitoskovian civil war escalates into global conflict • 200,000 Lasiri identities compromised in Bangkok tax office hack, perpetrator arrested • Landersvichian Imperial Bank buys 100 tonnes of Lasiri gold reserves Bangkok reacquired from Yahel in $30Bn...
https://i.imgur.com/Ko5peib.png March 15, 2007 President Jin speaks on tsunami aftermath; optimistic for the future President Jin took to the podium at the Presidential Estate today to address the nation in the wake of the Valentine's Revenge Tsunami, amidst valiant reconstruction and humanitar...
https://i.imgur.com/idOfblo.png January 23, 2007 Official Government Dispatch Regarding the New Years Tax Bill The Department of Commerce would like to inform the nations of the world about the following changes made by the aforementioned bill. They are as followed: The capital gains tax has been l...
https://i.imgur.com/awbe0zD.jpg December 17, 2006 Recent defeat of bill and class-action lawsuit spell end for environmental protection and corporate ethics legislation, conservative politics thrust into spotlight Vientiane - The recent class action lawsuit against Phun Bai Clothing, LLC for the po...
https://i.imgur.com/awbe0zD.jpg December 3, 2006 Textiles sweatshop in northern Ban Hai found responsible for recent deaths; class-action suit expected Nakhon Phanom - A recent wave of alarming reports flooded the national media late Friday night (12/1) as the Khamkeut District Police Depar...
https://i.imgur.com/awbe0zD.jpg November 20, 2006 President-Elect Jin announces massive construction initiative for the Lasir Canal https://i.imgur.com/jawBjM6.jpg?3 Vientiane - President-Elect Jin has already delivered on one of his central campaign promise with the introduction of the Lasiri Cons...
https://i.imgur.com/5MiklED.gif December 1, 1999 General Secretary Torjolfsen visits Hulm for diplomatic discussions https://i.imgur.com/tMN3STF.jpg?1 Ànslo - Amid the Hammerfestivities, General Secretary Torjolfsen has announced that she will be conducting a diplomatic visit to our fellow Scandina...
https://i.imgur.com/5MiklED.gif September 11, 1999 Economic activity and investment in Hammerfest reach all time highs https://i.imgur.com/UNaspwc.png Oslo - Since the inception of the socialist-oriented market economy and the Omvända Sig, economists have been jubilant over expected growth charts a...
https://i.imgur.com/9v1EYp3.png?1 July 14, 1999 Government Dispatch The Committee of Government Reform would like to cordially inform the Hammerfesten people of the recent changes made to the government and economy of Hammerfest. Enlightened socialism is still held at the core of the beliefs of the...
https://i.imgur.com/5MiklED.gif February 21, 1999 Hammerfest joins Glascom, ISEx, Economic policy changes, and representation for the Sámi? Ánslo - After much deliberation by the Glascom community, Hammerfest has officially been accepted into Glascom. The benefits of this can not be understated, as...
https://i.imgur.com/9v1EYp3.png?1 January 25, 1999 Government Dispatch The state department would like to inform the general populace of a minor reorganization occurring within the Hammerfesting government. With a unanimous decision from the Supreme Council, the distribution of power, as defined in...
https://i.imgur.com/5MiklED.gif November 29, 1998 General Secretary Wermager dies, Örjan Lundström takes up mantel, answers questions Stockholm - General Secretary Wermager died earlier this morning after a long battle with testicular cancer. He managed to fulfill his duties despite his ailment and...
https://i.imgur.com/5MiklED.gif August 3, 1998 Lack of reindeer prompts butter shortage, environmentalists and dairy enthusiasts alike worried Trondheim - The last few winters have been extremely tough on Hammerfest. While the cold did not shake our resolve, many of our animals succumbed to its icy...
https://i.imgur.com/BKgkge2.png July 6, 1996 Tourism increases in rural Visaya, gentrifies villages. Visaya - Tourism in rural Visaya has spiked recently, drawing attention away from the sandy metropolises of Manila and Davao City to more undeveloped parts of the country, especially in Southern Luz...
https://i.imgur.com/zyHNelC.png?1 April 9, 1996 Visayan Department of Commerce Official State Release The Visayan Department of Commerce would like to inform the global community of the following changes in economic policy under the Matcher presidency. The changes are as follows: -For all entities ...
https://i.imgur.com/BKgkge2.png March 8, 1996 Election results in, RPF wins Parliament by landslide, Matcher wins the presidency! Manila - the results are in from the first Visayan democratic election! With a 91% voter turnout for the parliamentary elections, election stations could barely keep up ...
https://i.imgur.com/BKgkge2.png January 21, 1996 Supreme Council announces new government, economic reforms, embraces Rykovianism Manila - After the cessation of powers by the Datus to the Supreme Council, and nearly a month of brainstorming and deliberation, the government has released the plan fo...
http://www.komikon.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/THE-MANILA-TIMES-LOGO-HIGHRES.jpg December 20, 1995 Industries nationwide flee from Visaya in the wake of the League of Freedom Economists fear for the worst. What economists have feared has come true as thousands of businesses withdraw their assets...
http://www.komikon.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/THE-MANILA-TIMES-LOGO-HIGHRES.jpg December 19, 1995 Datus meet in Luzon City in a show of defiance to Supreme Council Declare their lack of support in recent Council actions. Luzon City - All 16 Datus met in Luzon City today in a show of direct defi...
http://www.komikon.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/THE-MANILA-TIMES-LOGO-HIGHRES.jpg December 19, 1995 Federal District #3, Bangsamoro, declared special economic zone by Supreme Council Will conduct economic trials on the feasibility of technocratic Rykovian Socialism. https://moderndiplomacy.eu/wp-...
https://i.imgur.com/N6Gzist.png?1 Ministry of Commerce Official Announcement October 31, 1995 The Ministry of Commerce would like to inform the peoples of Visaya and those worldwide of the recent changes to Visayan economic policy. The changes are stated below: ⋅ A flat income tax of 15% ...
[box] https://i.imgur.com/3gixArz.png October 23, 1995 Elder Council convenes in Manila for constitutional revisions Manila - All 17 Elders of the Supreme Council convened today in the Manilan Councillory today to revise the Visayan Confederal Charter, the official binding document of law written in...
https://i.imgur.com/DtbPz8M.png July 19, 1995 President Azimov responds to the harsh statements of Oghuz Earlier this week President Azimov held a press conference in response to the denouncement of the Balkan Pact by the Oghuzi "Sultan." The following is an excerpt of his speech: It is q...