The news said that a psychic midget escaped from jail today. I hear he's a small medium at large.
Aren't there 21 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait, I forgot u r a q t.
No matter how much you push a piece of paper it'll always be stationary.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're SODIUM fine.
If you were the words on my restraining order, you'd be FINE print.
My friend threw a pepsi can at me. Don't worry, it didn't hurt... it was soft drink.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?