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The Kingdom of Skunkylon, located in northern Egypt, is home to 28.6 million semi-bipedal (meaning they can walk on 4 or 2 legs) mephits. Descended from Abraham, these skunk-like creatures have been ruled by kings for thousands of years.

Skunkylonian News: King Kunku signs treaty with Roman Empire authorizing Skunkylonian occupation of Greece in exchange for help in the ongoing war against Arab tribes

Please do not pet us. But if you do please brush our head, it feels good