Today's Laestrygonian news:
Politics:
Today our leader Philocrates Classicianus dismissed all of the issues that were brought to him. Why is this? Also on that note, why is it that when our leader ignores an issue all discussion on the topic ends?

The Economy:
The economy still having minor issues since our leaders decision to nationalize the post, and despite this he continues to avoid the topic.

Basic News:
Happy news today as an old handicapped man was saved by a crippled dog from a scrap grinder.

That is all for the news folks, and we will be back tomorrow.