You’ve heard these five words before, you may have even said them yourself. But watch your step, these next five words indicate the early onslaught of chemical retardation.
I’m gettin nothin off that

I solemnly swear to devote my life and abilities in defence of the United Nations of Earth,
To defend the Constitution of Man and to further the universal rights of all sentient life,
From the depths of the Pacific to the edge of the galaxy,
For as long as I shall live.